CityonSMASH Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 accept awesomeness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I have accepted awesomeness as my personal lord and savior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 tell us again how you don't need the money ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 SWAMILLIONAIRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cunt sauce Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 accept awesomeness. looks like black hoodie got his rice burner towed i mean... good thing there weren't any fingerprints found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Long money. Swamp type nigga with them peruvian diamonds n shit. Nigga so iced dude rockin beads of diamnond on his fo'head while he poppin his jump shot reignin supreme champeen of 21 n shit. Locks so curly you'd swear a nigga just came straight out the georgia dome takin his reddel off like "damn I'm rich" while poppin shots n slengin rocks. Cock buldge socks with that jacob watch. Homeboy is so clean irish spring done made a new body wash after playboy called "swamp" a mutherfucker so flossy oud swear he just ate pussy with a pube stuck between his chicklets all sprialed n shit yet waxy pullin broads vaj plug out yellin TAMPAX ME. The guy rocks shoes so white you'd swear they just hung the hood and dudes plate so full, you'd think it was christmas all year round, no grinch. No nine candles. Just pure gravy with the fat titted feathery flightless bird mounted all up on the paper plate. Not because the china to dough to rise, but because dishes he dispise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 tell us again how you don't need the money ... I'm not trying to sound like I'm some millionaire stupid baller cuz I'm not...I'm nigger rich. I just mean I've been doing fine and living an awesome life without this money, so this is more about me trying to make a more productive life for myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Tell us again how productive its going to make your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 I love the internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 10, 2010 Author Share Posted April 10, 2010 Tell us again how productive its going to make your life. Dick :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Look Swamp, waking up at 3 will feel like a fucking pat on the back when you bust your ass the day before. That's why I work, so I don't feel like a huge piece of shit sitting around smoking weed and drinking all day on my day off. Well, i do it to pay for rent and other official business too but.... I mean, if I sold weed and pharms to pay my bills and rent (which is the easiest way), I'd be a whiny, ornery sonofabitch because I'd do nothing BUT wake up late, get fucked up all day, not leave the crib, and go back to sleep. Jobs are good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 i have never not had a job. speaking of jobs....anyone want a job planting tulips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 you cant plant them yourself? or did you breed some crazy ass strain an you need to test it in different cilamtes and pH zones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 I just applied to Home Depot. Tell me all the thins you know, to allow me to profit as much as I can in the shortest amount of time. I know, that you know the secrets of the Depot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 do you also do murder/death scenes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 10, 2010 Author Share Posted April 10, 2010 I just applied to Home Depot. Tell me all the thins you know, to allow me to profit as much as I can in the shortest amount of time. I know, that you know the secrets of the Depot. The only way to make any decent side money at Home Depot without getting caught is to develop relationships with shady contractors, which most contractors are. Trying to steal little things will get you caught really fast, and trying to steal money from a register will get you caught instantly, but if you get a job in lumber/building materials, or maybe flooring or garden, you can make some serious extra cash. All day long (during busy season/times anyways) you'll get people coming up to you "I need a pallet of this" or "I need 300 of that", and you throw em on a fork lift, drive em outside, and load em up. While you're doing this, the customer is supposed to be paying, and you're supposed to be checking their receipt before you load it up. Obviously, it doesn't need to be that way. Eventually contractors will start offering to pay you half (or whatever percentage) to just bring the stuff out to them, and load it up. As long as it's things that there's always a huge inventory of (cement, plywood, 2x4s, insulation, cinderblocks, etc etc) noone will ever even notice, because that shit is CONSTANTLY coming in, and the counts are always so off it's absurd. Plus, if you do get caught, all they can really PROVE is that you forgot to check their receipt, which is something alot of people forget to do regardless. I'm not one for putting hustles online but fuck it, not like I'll ever work at Home Depot again...enjoy yaself. Edit: I don't think you paint, but if you do there's also a really easy way to get cans. Any can without a top gets marked down (set to $0 value in the system), and then put in a storage container in the back to be taken away at a later date. As long as noone's back there, you can just grab those cans, and sneak em out to your car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 good luck swampy i hope you make tons of money that can be applied toward more delicious fried foods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SwampFightOner Posted April 12, 2010 Author Share Posted April 12, 2010 I went on an absolutely epic binge this weekend, which I'm shocked didn't prevent me from working. Started drinking at my neighborhood bar around 10 PM Saturday night, was at the casino blowing stupid money and coke by 11ish, stayed there til around 3 and was having a great time until my ex drunk texted me, flipped out about that, went to a friend's house to pound Cuervo silver to the face, then got called to another friend's house where I stayed drinking and doing more yak until like 6 AM. Went home, slept til 1, took a shower, then went to see a girl I know at a spa she works at (no rub and tug), where I ended up hanging out, drinking, and doing more coke until about 5ish because it was basically empty and she was bored. From there I went to a bar where a friend was working, continued to get fucked up until about 8, then got a call to go to a hall where one of my boy's was having his daughter's first birfday party. Went there, found out it was an open bar, pounded shots of Patron til about 11, then closed the binge where it started, back at the neighborhood bar, before finally falling asleep around 4 AM. Somehow, when my alarm went off at 8:15 this morning, I felt perfectly fine, and went to meet up with my brother. He went to one job site with our brother in law's brother while me, my brother in law, and one of our boys went to another. We were there for a total of 7 hours, about 3 of which was spent tearing down all the walls in the basement, while the rest was spent sitting in lawn chairs waiting for a dumpster that never showed up...not a bad way to make $105 cash, during a time period when I'd usually be sleeping. I have things to do tomorrow so I'm not working, but Wednesday I'll be back, and I think this whole thing is gonna work out fine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 do you also do murder/death scenes? There's a certain 12ozer who's job it is to photograph this shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Who is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Troll pic bumping ass niggas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Ha, I only ask because I've seen it random-posted in several threads. A plethora of LOLz can be lost by missing a few days of Ch.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Yeah sustained hard work definitely gives you a better appreciation for a lot of things, at least for me it did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 did you use your stanley fatmax extreme utility bar for the basement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SwampFightOner Posted April 15, 2010 Author Share Posted April 15, 2010 I get my first check tomorrow, $300 for 20 hours work. It hasn't been bad, except my brother is like a fucking Jew accountant with the hour sheets. It's like listen br0, I understand that labor costs come out of your 30% cut of each job that you're making stupid money off, but riding in the back of a box truck from job to job isn't fun and I expect to be paid for transport time...THANKS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Once you get yourself into a steady work routine you'll find that your lifestyle will change to reflect the fact that you're gainfully employed. Keep it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 wait, WHAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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