TheShaneCo. Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 So, PJ's is pretty sweet usually - the one by my house is the worst in the country. After refusing to deliver me pizza at a location 3 blocks from their location because it was too far - I decided to order a pizza through the deaf relay messaging system. This is that conversation : (M) (INTRO CALL PLS HLD) thanks for calling papa john s hold on 1 second 9too fast) (ON HOLD) (side conversation) hello qq how are you doing this is papa john s ok qq i ll be right with you ok qq (too fast) (ON HOLD) (still holding) PJ:thanks for holding PJ:hello ME:WHat kind of pizzas do you have? PJ:alright may i have your PJ: phone number ME:One second, i would like to know your toppings? (phone ringing in background) PJ:hello PJ:hello HI, what kind of pizzas do you have? PJ:hello (talking in background) PJ:hello ME:Quit talking in the background, i'd like to know about your pizzas? PJ:we got 2 large 1 topping ME:How many toppings? PJ: the wings and a soda for 27.99 PJ:we also have a large 1 topping wings for 17.99 ME:What kind of wings? (relaying above message) PJ:hello PJ:what kind ME:Hi, what kind of wings do you have? ME:Pizza? PJ: of wings PJ:Or pizza? PJ: hello PJ: barbecue honey (confirming spelling) ME:One large barbecue pizza, two honey wings (singular) and one less pizza than i ordered previously. PJ:chipolte wings and right ma am yes yes PJ:No chipolte wings. PJ:Ma am yes yes? No. ME: that is right ME:yes. PJ: hello qq yes yes ma am hold on 1 second i ll be right with you ok qq (too fast) ME:Ok, that's not ok. ME:Hello? (ON HOLD) (still holding) (still holding) (still holding) (M) (INTRO CALL PLS HLD) (EXPLAINING RELAY) PJ:thanks for holding thank you for calling ME:No problem. ME:Is this a pizza? PJ: papa john s this is o neal speaking how may I help you qq ME:I would like to order some food. ME:for delivery. PJ:what kind of pizza would you like to order ME:What kind of pizza do you have? PJ:we have PJ: large pizzas small pizzas medium pizzas and extra large pizzas ME:What kind of extra large pizzas do you have? PJ:we PJ: have pepperoni ham beef bacon sausage onion mushroom green pepper and chicken (talking in background) GA ME:Ok, that sounds great. ME:So, how do we do this? PJ:ok what would you PJ: like to order PJ:by telling me what kind of pizza you want and the topping ME:Ok, wait, so I can't get the extra large pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, sausage, onion, mushroom green pepper and chicken pizza? PJ:yes you can but you gonna be PJ: charged for the toppings ME:Ok, I would like to not be charged for the toppings? I have a coupon. PJ:what does the coupon say? ME:It says 7 free toppings I think, let me check. ME:No it says, one extra small for free with order of extra large 8 topping pizza. ME:no wait, no it doesnt. ME:sorry ME:I'm blind ME:and i'm reading a brail coupon PJ: free toppings qq what size pizza is it PJ a online coupon? (relaying above message) ME:No, brail. ME:It's in my blind coupon book. ME:Look, I'm really confused. ME:what ME:I can't tell if i'm ordering pizzas or not. PJ: size pizza would you like to order ME:Let me get my ducks in a row, and i will call you back, with a pizza order. ME:I'm sorry. ME:Is that ok? PJ:yes that s ok call me back when you re ready ME:thanks so much, i will surely. I'll update you guys with my next pizza order. *Edited for legibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUDER Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. Fuck you. I got his back. you got what you deserved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUDER Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. by the way. you're a cop if you really got a whole dialect report of this conversation. BOOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. I'll post the yelp reviews of this place in a minute. They are REALLy bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. AHOLE, by the way - you have a tampon for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimps up hos down Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. what you typed all that shit out why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. what the fuck is (qq) (m) (GA) and all that other shite, nobody can read that without getting John McCain angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. It's a DEAF messaging service, where an operator calls a number for you and relays all the information to and from the person you call. They also explain that they are communicating for a deaf person to the person you call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnarwalker Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUDER Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. plus it was too long to be fuckin wit yo ass in da first place. Boom Bing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. Only a fat fucking rube from Des Moines with no sense of taste would even consider ordering that garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevefrench Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. so.... did you ever get pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. I always get kinda sick from Papa Johns. But I always go back. I'm usually on the side of anyone in the service industry, but I don't understand anything that happened in that first post, so I'm not passing judgment on either of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. did you really expect anyone to read that entire thing? really? at least take the time to format it and make it easy to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. Sorry Shane, but my attention span is too short right now to read and decipher that Stephen Hawking court stenographer report. I will agree that Papa Johns sucks though. They are the Quizno's of pizza. They aren't horrible or nothing, but definitely overpriced processed fucking bullshit and that makes me want to suicide bomb them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. IMO for pizza, I always stick with "hole-in-the-wall" type places. I try to avoid chains, because really..it's not worth what they charge you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnarwalker Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. i ate quiznos today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. Welp, I thought it was funny, and i guess I'm wrong. I'm sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. IMO for pizza, I always stick with "hole-in-the-wall" type places. I try to avoid chains, because really..it's not worth what they charge you. quoted for truth Always go family-owned, the quality and service will be unbeatable. Seriously.... try a pizza made from a worker that has pride in their product, it will change your concept of what pizza is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. I read the whole thing seems like one of those 'ya had to be there' situations as far as delivery goes, papa>pizza hut, dominoes, little Caesars TOTINOS FROZEN PIZZA FTW :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUDER Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. haters can stick that green pepper up their rubber asses, and let the garlic sauce tender it, remember papa john's pimped you and gave you a membership, this is not clever shit, but thanks for the post, I'm on my last beer replying to a 12oz ghost, when my burners roast you to toast, pull the dick out your throats, and say something real, and not some dumb shit you feel. BOOSKIiiEeZe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. i have no clue what the fuck you posted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. chat relay prank calls ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. I FUCKING BLEW IT. but i711.com is fun as shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gasfacevictm Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Re: Fuck Papa Johns. Me n' Jack, the... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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