DrinkFightFuck Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 I fucking hate tornado's. :mad2: Though, pictures of them are awesome. ^supposedly the first one ever photographed, looks sort of evil if you ask me as a kid this was cool and tornado tits (voluptuous torpedo's) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 apocalypse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimps up hos down Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 GET IN YO TUB NIGGA i like them nipples tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrinkFightFuck Posted April 6, 2010 Author Share Posted April 6, 2010 i dont have a tub just a stand up shower and its on the back corner of the house, i got nowhere to hide i'll just blow away Im fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 i got nowhere to hide i'll just blow away Im fucked. pause pause pause pause pause pause pause Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 id goto an inside room with no windows..cover myself with a matress...or the center of a hallway.... growing up in the midwest my school had drills every monday at 12:oo p.m. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Dude, tornadoes are fuckin' scary as hell. Those are some nice tits though. You got a basement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CityonSMASH Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 i find it extremely ignorant that you have the tendanacity to assume that these sirens are mearly of tornadic mentions. perhaps youv overlooked both the apocolypse and the now of suburbanite russian consentration camps built to oppress the gewish communitys in north and south americas. perhaps you should stop and sniff the ro-ro's pal and realize. that this might just be the tip of the iceburgh slick era and these horns your hearing are, plain as day i might add, informing you of the virtual catastrophic evil we will soon be witnessing. leave town and never come back. russian nazism is on the rise and so are there tenticles. tentacles so long, so slippery, so plunger like. they unclogg massive sewer drains in one pull. dont be a fool, realize and wreckognize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrinkFightFuck Posted April 6, 2010 Author Share Posted April 6, 2010 Dude, tornadoes are fuckin' scary as hell. fuck yes they are You got a basement? no basement, im basically living in a studio house. there are no hallways either, anywhere in the house im less than 10 feet from an outside wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 ha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 no basement, im basically living in a studio house. there are no hallways either, anywhere in the house im less than 10 feet from an outside wall Shit, son. I'd book the fuck outta there. Go to a friend's place or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 you're done for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 R.I.P DrinkFightFuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 get drunk, fight the tornado, fuck the tornado. Live up to your name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 "So we get this one near Daleton right?" "Oh, god." "And we are way to close. And Jo's got the vid on it right, she's filming it. And all of the sudden outta nowhere, this shitty lookin' green Valiant comes pulling up right in the way." "And this loser stumbles out of the car, he's got like a bottle of Jack Daniel's in his hand..." "He is naked!" "He is buck naked." "Naked!" "NOT naked!" "I was not naked!" "He was without apparel." "Half naked." "Naked. Ok, so Jo's yelling at him to get out of the way, right?" "And he just strolls up to the twister, says 'have a drink', and he chucks the bottle into the twister, and it NEVER hits the ground." That's gonna be him. Living up to his username, lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrinkFightFuck Posted April 6, 2010 Author Share Posted April 6, 2010 im sure as fuck drinkin right now, i think my life has been spared this time the sirens have silenced. It was a close one though, it was close.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Ya got lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 next time make sure you have a leather belt.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 ^^^ I lol'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Another thread showing another reason why East coast is the besss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 those tornado tubes are great. i have one upstairs, i should go play with it right now. hope your house doesn't blow away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 East Coast has hurricane thos...the west coast gets real bad storms at the worst. Never tornadoes, unless you live in the central valley. Well we get earthquakes though, and there's always risks of tsunamis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 East Coast has hurricane thos...the west coast gets real bad storms at the worst. Never tornadoes, unless you live in the central valley. Well we get earthquakes though, and there's always risks of tsunamis The whole world's fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 So I'm packing my house up to move back to Massachusetts from Colorado and I was just telling my girl how it was a shame we never ended up seeing any tornadoes while we were in the midwest. Then this thread... Maybe I spoke to soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 You have internet access? Watch tornados on the computer. The fuck you want to see a live one? Although when I was a kid I wanted to wear a suit which enabled me to go into a tornado ride it out and not die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 I actually don't since we'll have my son in the backseat. Bit still... Iv'e wanted to see one since I was a little ass kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 The whole world's fucked. Magnetic fields are flipping on Earth. It's gradual, but does have a bit to do with the shit. With magnetic field flips which, don't happen for 100K year intervals, so do masses of magma influenced by convection currents. We won't see the actual effects until we are very old. Most of us will most likely be dead before anything major happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtue Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Magnetic fields are flipping on Earth. It's gradual, but does have a bit to do with the shit. With magnetic field flips which, don't happen for 100K year intervals, so do masses of magma influenced by convection currents. We won't see the actual effects until we are very old. Most of us will most likely be dead before anything major happens. Still some freaky ass shit...and all the more reason for me not to have kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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