KILZ FILLZ Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 . you cant jelly yer dick ina girls ass HAPPY EASTER BITCHES! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mackfatsoe Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 A : Knock knock B : Who's there? A : September Eleventh. B : September Eleventh who? A : I thought you said you'd never forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 THE ONLY JELLY I NEED: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 i'ma hit all the stores for that discount easter candy tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Happy Easter fuckers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MedicineCabinet Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 its a cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 i got baptized today... hallelujah motherfuckers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 BAMMMMM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KILZ FILLZ Posted April 4, 2010 Author Share Posted April 4, 2010 Balut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 i got baptized today... hallelujah motherfuckers! R U JOKIN? that shit's so gay if it's true i went to church for the first 14 years of my life and never let those faggots dunk me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DrinkFightFuck Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Merry Easter ! :chicken: Jam and jelly are two different types of fruit preserves, and the difference between jam and jelly is actually quite significant in terms of flavor, texture, and nutritional value. In addition to jellies and jams, it is also possible to see a range of other types of fruit preserves, including confit, fruit butter, conserves, marmalade, and fruit curds. Both jam and jelly have been made for centuries, and they appear to be native to Europe. The primary difference between jam and jelly involves the contents. Jam is made from whole fruit, meaning every edible part of the fruit is involved, while jelly is made from fruit juices. Jam is a thick, chunky spread, while jelly is a thinner, more evenly-textured spread. Jams may include things like seeds and pieces of fruit skin which create a very distinctive texture, setting them apart from jellies. Because jam includes whole fruit, it tends to have more of the vitamins and minerals found in the parent fruit, and it is also usually only made with one type of fruit, whereas jellies may involve a blend of juices. There is also a difference between jam and jelly in terms of preparation methods. Jam is made by cooking fruit with sugar and water until the fruit starts to soften and break up, releasing its natural pectin. Pectin is the substance which makes jam firm up into a gelatinous solid. Once the fruit is softened, the jam can be canned and sealed, with some cooks processing their jam to make the texture more uniform. Jelly can be made with fruit juice, or with liquid leftover from making jam. Because whole fruit is not involved, pectin must be added to jelly to ensure that it firms. Jellies tend to be a bit sweeter than jams, because they do not have the natural tartness of whole fruit, with sugar acting as a preservative in both cases. Unlike jelly, jam does not need added pectin, illustrating a major difference between jam and jelly. These fruit preserves can be used in much the same way as spreads on baked goods, condiments, and so forth. Some people think of jelly as a more processed form of fruit conserves, preferring the coarse texture of jam because it feels more “natural,” although both jam and jelly can be produced with minimal processing. In terms of end product, the major difference between jam and jelly is the texture: people who dislike seeds in their jam or chunky preserves will probably prefer jelly, while people who like things a little more textured may like jam instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 as far as I know, you can't BE JAMMIN' with jelly. hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Screw Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 girl thats gotta be jelly COS JAM DON'T SHAKE LIKE THAT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 JELLY JAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Its never peanut butter JAM time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 idk man that makes more sense cuz that joint is a jam the peanut butter jam and the banana guy is jammin there's nothing jelly about it PEANUTBUTTER JAM PEANUTBUTTER JAM PEANUTBUTTER JAM WITH A BASEBALL BAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 R U JOKIN? that shit's so gay if it's true i went to church for the first 14 years of my life and never let those faggots dunk me oh its definitely true...you didnt know i was religious? it felt good actually.im happy i did it... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackDude Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 A : Knock knock B : Who's there? A : September Eleventh. B : September Eleventh who? A : I thought you said you'd never forget. lmao... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 INSIDE PEANUT BUTTER OUTSIDE JAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 oh its definitely true...you didnt know i was religious? it felt good actually.im happy i did it... you didn't know graffiti wast devil worship??? even jesus saves is down with satan by proxy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 i keeps it pure: fuck that cheap triple fruit spread bullshit. its either all grape/strawberry/peach/blueberry or nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 5, 2010 Author Share Posted April 5, 2010 i gotta take a turtz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 what yall niggas know about MARMALADE?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 what yall niggas know about MARGARIN?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 what's the difference between blackbirds and bluebirds? blackbirds have bigger lips... sorry, carry on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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