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Prolly been posted. Does anyone else get sick of these?

 

 

Hi,

I did get your response concerning the AD I posted on craigslist. The house is still available but presently I'm not around.. I did bid for a portion of petroleum land sometimes ago in West Africa and fortunately I won the*** bidding so I have to move quickly down to Africa to have my company set up because I will still have to rebid for it in the next 10 years. I came over here with my wife, we both bought the house when we got married. As soon as we settle down here I had a thought of selling the house so I have to look for an agent, after getting one, we got a deal but later my wife advised against that. She said we may not be able to win the bidding next*** time, in other to keep our head when we return that we have to keep the house. I reasoned with her and accepted her advise. So I contacted the agent back and requested for my keys and documents. Later we decided to*** have the house rent out, we would have give the same agent this job also but the truth of the matter is that the agent would want to handle it professionally and the occupant may not be able to reason along with him later. If you notice, you will discovered that the price we are offering is far below standard price, this is enough for you to know that we are not after the rental fee but the*** absolute care for the property. I know there is no*** way I can be sure that you are the right person to live in the house because we won't be able to see physical before sending you the keys and the documents to occupy the space. But I just had a*** feeling that anyone who knows what it takes to put the kind of structure down should know that maintaining a building is mandatory, so if you belief you can take good care of the house and handle it like yours then I will be more than happy to let you rent the house.

Please if you are ready now to occupy the house kindly provide the information below for record purpose

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PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF

Full Name__________________________________________________ Home Phone (********************* ) ________________________

Date of Birth_________________________________

Other Phone (****************** ) ___________________

Current Address_______________________________Apt#________ City__________________ State______ Zip________

Reasons for Leaving____________________________Rent $__________Phone (****************** ) ____________________________

Are you married____________________________

How many people will be living in the house____________________________

How many people will be living in the house____________________________

Do you have a pet____________________________

Do you have a car____________________________

Occupation____________________________

Move In Date____________________________

How soon can you pay the deposit_____________________

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TAKE NOTE: YOU CAN ONLY DRIVE BY AND SEE MY HOUSE FROM THE OUTSIDE AND IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN RENTING GET THE APPLICATION FORM FILLED OUT AND SEND IT BACK TO ME SO THAT I CAN*** SHIP MY KEYS TO YOU FOR YOU BE ABLE TO GO AND LOOK AT THE INSIDE OR MOVE IN IMMEDIATELY. I WOULD HAVE REALLY LOVE TO SHIP THE KEYS TO SOMEONE IN STATE BUT I DON'T HAVE ANYBODY THERE RIGHT NOW AND I DON'T WANT TO MAKE USE OF ANY THIRD PARTY THAT IS WHY AM HANDLING MY PROPERTY MYSELF..

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House Address

2833 Smithfield Rd

Shreveport, LA 71118-3017

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Monthly Fee ; $700

Security Deposit:$700

Pets Allowed:

Available :Available Now for move in.

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So pls get back to me today.

I await your reply ASAP.

Regard and God bless you!!!

Heather I Davis

+234-702-373-0682

011-234-702-373-0682

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i was looking for a house to rent and the exact same email got sent to me. dude called when i didnt respond and i told him to fuck off and that he's lucky i didn't call the police.

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yeah just aske them to send pic of themselves with a shoe on their head to verify its them and you will western union the money asap.

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oh shit....that steven segal is one of the best animated gifs ive ever seen.

 

right click save.

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Those are some great tits.

 

I'd like to squeeze 'em.

 

If you would, in fact, like to squeeze them. Please, send me all of your information and a check for the safety deposit and the first months rent and I will gladly ship her off to your location.

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