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sometime last week, i had beans in sauce for 2 consecutive meals

 

couldnt stop farting loud long horn toots until halfway through the next day

 

& everytime i held it in in situations that required me to, it just made my stomach growl loud enough for it to sound like a fart

 

shit was embarrassing at times

 

"toots":lol:

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no lie i tried to fart today and instead i shit my pants...and not just a little wetness,no like i completely destroyed my pants...im sitting here in swimming trunks because im at my grandmothers and dont have any other clothes to put on...shit was lame.

 

HAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

 

there's a full thread mad pages deep about sharting

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