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Friday farts

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Thursday nights are my heaviest drinking nights and always followed by a mexiburrito n' hotsauce

-ain't nothin' like a Friday Fart!

 

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sometime last week, i had beans in sauce for 2 consecutive meals

 

couldnt stop farting loud long horn toots until halfway through the next day

 

& everytime i held it in in situations that required me to, it just made my stomach growl loud enough for it to sound like a fart

 

shit was embarrassing at times

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sometime last week, i had beans in sauce for 2 consecutive meals

 

couldnt stop farting loud long horn toots until halfway through the next day

 

& everytime i held it in in situations that required me to, it just made my stomach growl loud enough for it to sound like a fart

 

shit was embarrassing at times

 

"toots":lol:

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some hoodrat bitch did that at my old job once & talked to me straight after, after baking herself in the smell of her own shit in this closet-sized bathroom for like 20 min.

 

"toots"

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as a school kid i was the rascal who always farted hella loud during SSR (sustained silent reading) and just made an "lol! oops?" face

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no lie i tried to fart today and instead i shit my pants...and not just a little wetness,no like i completely destroyed my pants...im sitting here in swimming trunks because im at my grandmothers and dont have any other clothes to put on...shit was lame.

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