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The beef jerky got me

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"A 43-stone man found guilty of scamming restaurants out of food has escaped a jail term - because he is too fat.

 

Morbidly obese George Jolicur ordered huge meals and ate most of them before complaining about the products and sending them back. He would then refuse to pay.

 

In one episode he scammed five free milkshakes from a restaurant after consuming an entire drink before complaining that the milk was off."

 

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New trend to avoid jail = become a lardass.

I love how this fat bastard tried to fake a woman's voice when the cops came to his place.

His escape tactics need to be brought up to speed though.

He needs some distractions like your boy Davey Hogan...

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"When officers went to his home to arrest him, they described hearing 'what sounded like a male trying to cover his voice as a female.' The person told police Jolicur was not there - but policeman Jeff Sabounji then heard a woman inside the house saying: 'George, just turn yourself in.'"

 

I just about lost it when I read that haha.

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