SwampFightOner Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 I feel like in theory I should agree, but I love Virginia Beach and it's super touristy. By far the best night of my life was getting a hotel down there with my ex, eating dinner, getting drunk, taking a bunch of really good molly, wyling out in 3D funhouses, playing mini-golf, laying on the beach watching fireworks, and having alot of really good sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 i got mangled hard last night on 'E. shit im smoking a pk cannon right now in an attempt to bring er back. i also took triple my adhd scipt :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 my beach that i miss.. wanna move bcak crapatola? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 seagull foie gras Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 3, 2010 Author Share Posted April 3, 2010 The only thing I hate more than the beach are the tourists. I've only been to shitty tourist or city beaches though. I'd be down to check out something less crowded. i dated a girl whos family owned figure 8 island down here and its one of those places where theres a 24/7 guard on the only land entrance to the island, elvis used to own a house on the island and hella rich and famous people have vacation homes on the island. the beach on that island was the nicest thing ive ever seen. on a day where there would be 3000 people on the public beaches there would only be 30 on the entire figure 8 island beach. and then winter came and i dumped her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Why would you dump a steady cash flow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 I spend about 1/4 of my summer at rockaway beach playin football and drinking tequila Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 i dated a girl whos family owned figure 8 island down here and its one of those places where theres a 24/7 guard on the only land entrance to the island, elvis used to own a house on the island and hella rich and famous people have vacation homes on the island. the beach on that island was the nicest thing ive ever seen. on a day where there would be 3000 people on the public beaches there would only be 30 on the entire figure 8 island beach. and then winter came and i dumped her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Lets turn this into the acer fail thread, holy shit!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Yeah wheres the witty fuckin' mods at we need a thread name change here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Lets turn this into the acer fail thread, holy shit!!! thusly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Using rulers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d a m a g e Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 I live a five minute walk from the beach. Its only swimable in the summer though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 3, 2010 Author Share Posted April 3, 2010 Why would you dump a steady cash flow? the only real benefits i got from that relationship were in the summer. it just wasnt bearable haha our beaches still arent swimable, water temps is in the 50's i think. on a related note, anyone done the polar plunge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 hello from the midwest. last time i went to rockaway beach it was all nasty 12-16 year old puerto ricans & dominicans... one girl was like 14 talking about how she likes to get hit during sex... then on the beach like 4 of the girls were having a dry humping orgy on the ground to some shitty r&b while all the little boys gathered around to take video. i can only assume it's about like that every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 ...and you aren't there because? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 1. the cat in manute's picture looks like my baby cat john rambo 2. i just spent the past 2 days in newburyport skateboarding and sitting in a hot tub staring at the ocean drinking cheap champ(pail)agne. fuck yeah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 not a huge fan of beaches during the day, fuckin sunburns, usually way too many people, ect.. chilling on the beaches at night though, whooole different story. cant wait for the beach sessions to start up, hand me some blunts and a 750 of jim beam black and away we fuckin go.. maybe some shrooms.. tripping out on the ocean during a pre-storm storm in some dudes kayak battling 6 ft waves was probably the funnest trip i've ever had. felt like fuckin davey jones searching for the white whale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Wow, my best ghost attachment ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 How much does is cost to own a kick ass beach? Because I wouldn't mind purchasing one. you could go to a country that isn't backwards and marry in. i was in american samoa for a couple months and there isn't a lot of habitable area that isn't on the beach bc the rest is mostly mountains. so in my family's village the water was like 30 ft from where i slept. it's not like touristy beach but it's still dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Texas beaches? just went yesterday surfed, then beach bonfired romped etc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 ... one girl was like 14 talking about how she likes to get hit during sex... SMASH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 my best friend is in houston... she says the beach there is nasty. not surprised from the nation's #1 polluter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 4, 2010 Author Share Posted April 4, 2010 we get alot of hurricanes and being on the pier during the eye is probably the funnest thing in the world. all the surfers rush out to try to catch some waves and there so much energy in the air its just wild. also, no homo but has anyone stayed up all night and watched the sunrise on a beach? its gotta be the most beautiful thing ive ever seen. plus a really good free romantic date, guaranteed to get you laid. just dont do it on the beach.... wait till you get back to the car. TRUST me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Just bring a fucking sleeping bag. Sand problem solved. Man, I seen so many sunrises and sunsets on the coast. I'm almost jaded. Almost, but not quite. I've been holding back on this thread. Usually I don't divulge my coast seekrats... hmm. Dunno. Maybe later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 4, 2010 Author Share Posted April 4, 2010 yea if you go to beaches in oregon. id rather just call it safe and fuck in the parking lot. i saw a dude bring a rolled up rug onto the beach today, it was possibly the funniest thing ive seen in a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 crapatola?ummmm nope those are the only pics i could find of that area.....u ave to know the spots......so poop on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 also, no homo but has anyone stayed up all night and watched the sunrise on a beach? its gotta be the most beautiful thing ive ever seen. plus a really good free romantic date, guaranteed to get you laid. just dont do it on the beach.... wait till you get back to the car. TRUST me. again, every morning in samoa i woke up with the sun, my bed a stones' throw from the water. and we didn't have walls due to the tsunami so i just watched from there usually. i've never been a morning person but it's crazy how your body gets tuned to the sun when you have no electricity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Fuck a beach. It's sandy, the water is cold, and I don't tan I burn. That and you can't drink on the beach here. So yea, fuck a beach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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