shaolinmasta Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Ol' Dirty Bastards - Nigga Please pointed it out Elementry my dear fuck you cunt 2 of my friends are getting married I'm feeling quite inadequate (I like using Q's) -no job, money, girlfriend I feel like a fucking lagger just failing in genereal... And I've never een a failure always good with shit until NOW the ball has dropped and it's kind of shit. Probably should retire to same xanax and take a nap. It's not happening for me ATM and I can't dig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Find a fat bitch with money----problem solved---- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 id whore myself out & let a rich defense lawyer milf sugarmama me anyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 you should probably go do something you find fun. Also: fuck bitches, make loot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCTHEBEATMACHINE Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I suggest doing lines of blow off a jaguar's nose. That'd slam some excitement in you're life, on the real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 It's hard now a days to get a job. Just walk in to a fortune 500 company and start working at an empty desk....make sure to attend all meetings and work functions out side of the office. When people ask you whats in your briefcase tell them "crackers" Krammer did it...why can't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 when it rains it pours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Hater has the right idea, if nothing else it will make for a memorable story. I think if you go forward with the plan you will need to be in character, may I suggest grounds keeper Willie? I feel ya though, I am filled with anger today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSGuYW4gQws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLA-GGXZkH0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7AFZXgjrgg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 dip to nearest beer stoe. rack a 12 of your choice. drink that shit. catch approximately 6 hands. go to a bar and get the first lonely bitch you see to buy you a drank. do something crazy heroic and then little nigga from e.t. her with frogs hoppin all over the place. start fire in a street trash can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Hater has the right idea, if nothing else it will make for a memorable story. I think if you go forward with the plan you will need to be in character, may I suggest grounds keeper Willie? I feel ya though, I am filled with anger today. Exactly, sounds like you've got some free time on your hands. Dress up like a fucktard and hang out with some big wigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I'm in a pretty similar boat, at least job and money wise. It's not a good feeling to feel like a complete piece of shit everyday, so I definitely feel where you're at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 WHATS GOING ON IN HERE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I'm becoming increasingly unhappy with my life every day, but this is just something that happens to me sometimes due to various unchecked mental problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 i always start feeling like i suck at this life shit, then i realize i never really gave a fuck from the getgo and i've done/do almost everything i want to, and i start not caring again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 i was like this and then i got into university.... collegiate booty here i come! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Id neg you for being so emo, but it might just put u over the edge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Start an online business selling arrows. Everybody needs more arrows. You will make loot. Then you get respect, power and bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I want a cut if you go with that idea. But my people will contact your people to discuss terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 i know a dude who fucks fat bitches so he can rob them after dude is a huge faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloverthetown Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 sounds like this dude is gonna go home, pop on the tube, fire in "You've got mail" on VHS, and eat a gallon of Rocky Road... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 lawyer fees, possible custody in the summer, no monies, mid-term . ain't no thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Start writing DRS... It'll solve ALL your porblems... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 i came to terms with the fact that i missed my opportunity to live a life that would make sense to me. i pretty much get drunk and do nothing most of the time. i don't even cook for myself or clean my room as much as i supposed to, and i've been back in the country for like 3 months and still haven't gotten my own place (i was in samoa for a while, now i'm at my mom's til i figure something out)... but i don't really have any motivation to make a life for myself since i feel like the train's been derailed. it's just wake/work/sleep nowadays with no prospects for a life i'll care about. i used to want to marry, and i was always the smart kid in school... but these days i rarely like a girl past a certain point, and i finished college and social workers don't get paid a lot. i might have more focus if i hadn't had a friend die in college... took up a lot of my mind that should have been dedicated to planning shit. in a way, life is easier now... it's just weird seeing nothing in the future that i'm not indifferent about. food is the only thing i can say i like anymore. it's weird to watch the ship sail away though. She had what it took: great hair, a profound understanding of strategic lip gloss, the intelligence to understand the world and a tiny secret interior deadness which meant she didn't care. Everybody has their moment of great opportunity in life. If you happen to miss the one you care about, then everything else in life becomes eerily easy. ^ Douglas Adams - Mostly Harmless (Book 5 of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I'm becoming increasingly unhappy with my life every day, but this is just something that happens to me sometimes due to various unchecked mental problems me too but now im on prozack fuck yea, how are those klonopins treatin ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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