armand hammer Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 i just hate that shit when chicks say LOL not hahahaha just LOL the fuck man just laugh you stupid fuckin crack whore meth hair coloured bitch. ive used umad alot.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 "brb babe, having a shower" "pics or it didnt happen" "ohhh youu" :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 i work with a girl who's a really talented artist, but i always like to fuck around with her. The other day she showed me a sketch and I just looked at it and said, "Needs More Arrows." ...she did not understand. worthless trying to explain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 swish balls in ya mouth.. has made a comeback in my vocabulary. been saying skullfuck and fucktard alot nowadays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 i just hate that shit when chicks say LOL not hahahaha just LOL the fuck man just laugh you stupid fuckin crack whore meth hair coloured bitch. ive used umad alot.. umad? but really, shit is pretty annoying. i mean how can you even say "lol" in a convo and it NOT be awkward? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted March 30, 2010 Author Share Posted March 30, 2010 lol...funny thread. the only thing from channel zero i use in real life is "co-signed".....but instead when someone says something i agree with, i say "i'll co-sign that statement" some people laugh....some people are all "wtf?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mix23ReKEbs Wait for it. Wait for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 once told a stripper "oh, you mad cause im stylin on you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DretheGod Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 i just hate that shit when chicks say LOL not hahahaha just LOL the fuck man just laugh you stupid fuckin crack whore meth hair coloured bitch. ive used umad alot.. Haha fuck that, I do that when people tell me something that I know is attempted humor, but doesn't work out quite right. Them: "failed joke." Me: "lol." (straight face) It's kind of fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 not sure if it's just from ch0....my good friend just told me that i am the under belly of the internet...mainly because i quote ch0 so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 then that would turn into something like this.. me-"baby why u so mad...?" her-"cause u keep sayin im fuckin mad when im not and its pissing me off.." me-"see umad though and you keep sayin your not.." her-"cause you keep sayin i am! and niggas is stylin on me or whatever the fuck your sayin.." me-"soooo niggas IS stylin on you then...." *click* :lol: i can't front this shit is jokes "me-"soooo niggas IS stylin on you then...." and visibly upset is real life talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 i got fired for negapropping my boss first, i left him a post-it note saying "you are an idiot" and then painted his mouse pad red then a month later he was funkin' hard so i left another note that said UMAD? and painted his stapler red and put it next to the mouse pad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 i carry around green tic tacs so girls know how big my e-penis is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 wow...the boondocks is up on slanguage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I carry a fannie pack full of little pics of Dao that I hang up everywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 i used to piss off my ex sometimes trying to tell her about some funny shit from here. but i'm an awful storyteller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Riveting tale chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coes Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 only thing i used from ch.o or whatever was "UMAD?" i would fuck with my girl whenever i was bored just to piss her off.. the convo would start off like this.. me-"hey baby umad..?" her-"naw why..?" me-"cause you seem visibly upset right now.. umad?" her"haha naaww why would i be mad..?" me-"is niggas stylin on you babe...?" her-"hahahah aint nobody stylin on me.." me-"but umad though..." her-" im not mad..." then that would turn into something like this.. me-"baby why u so mad...?" her-"cause u keep sayin im fuckin mad when im not and its pissing me off.." me-"see umad though and you keep sayin your not.." her-"cause you keep sayin i am! and niggas is stylin on me or whatever the fuck your sayin.." me-"soooo niggas IS stylin on you then...." *click* :lol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! wooow, this had me rollin man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 i work with a girl who's a really talented artist, but i always like to fuck around with her. The other day she showed me a sketch and I just looked at it and said, "Needs More Arrows." ...she did not understand. worthless trying to explain. hahaha... ive found myself talking about days in pies untill people ask me what kind of pies im talking about..., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalasfock Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 cool story bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew_Pew_Pew Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 well, I wasn't gonna mention it but a few months ago I was in court for some nothing but ON TOP OF THAT... I was just minding my business, waiting my turn and playing with the pencils on the bench when dude up front said: "I swear your Honor, it was more thnan I could bear!" I just reflexively shouted out: "BEARS ARE WHALES!" and I caught an extra charge plus $85 on top of what I was there for. So... don't. LMFAO I just picture this as a hilarious one-time tourettes moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlenQ Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 However, this site did definitely get me saying "fail" in real life...it can be quite hilarious when timed properly This im guilty of.....also ive been saying YOURE DOIN IT WRONG way too much..so last night while bar hopping i yelled"youre not doin it right' and im a level 21 paladin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted March 31, 2010 Author Share Posted March 31, 2010 Im gonna flip this around and say I, Soup, shall never say YOU MAD, You are physically downtrodden, you sir seem quite visibly enraged, or any other version ever again. Nor shall I ever say FAIL outside of its correct grammatical use ever again and if I do, you have my permission to neg me. And please, neg every other internerd who says it too. ¡Viva la Revolución![/size] This is being expanded to include (but not limited to) "You're doing it wrong" and your level 21 gay WoW crap. Im going to make 12oz a little less nerdy every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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