I am slowly becoming a Ch0 head in real life.

[where]

[injury]

Big house long hallways got ten bathrooms i could shit all day

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

i like where this thread is headed.

[MedicineCabinet]

umad is forever a part of my daily vocabulary

[mackfatsoe]

Smart ftw

 

for the record:

 

People overuse/misuse "Umad" almost as much as "no homo"

[Soup]

well, I wasn't gonna mention it but a few months ago I was in court for some nothing but ON TOP OF THAT... I was just minding my business, waiting my turn and playing with the pencils on the bench when dude up front said:

 

"I swear your Honor, it was more thnan I could bear!"

 

I just reflexively shouted out:

 

"BEARS ARE WHALES!"

 

and I caught an extra charge plus $85 on top of what I was there for.

 

So... don't.

 

You know why this is amazing?

You payed $85 to post a 12oz comment in real life, making you the proud owner of the most expensive 12oz post in history.

[nsmbfan]

smart: pics or it didnt happen

[Realism]

People who use "fail" in real life are so fucking annoying.

[SONolAR187]

cool story bro and amber lamps have came up a few times. other than cool story bro i refuckingfuse to say bro to anyone

[mdot]

Graf 'n' dance boogiehands

[sausage party]

just read all the posts on this thread and its safe to say that this is the best thread on ch0. everybodies posts except mine are funny. far be it from me to shit on a good thread so-

 

..

[lil_spenty]

hi.

[gasfacevictm]

I also made this thread so i could post this.

 

This is brilliant.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Bad Medicine]

umad

you are visibly ____ mad, offended, drunk, high, upset and whatever fits in there...

o rlly?

are all standard curriculum

[KILZ FILLZ]

I've said 'visibly upset'.

Said UMAD to some douche on psn. That's 'bout it.

[BLT Sammich]

sometimes i zone out when people talk to me when they finish talking i say "oontz?" in a confused manner. does this count?

[SwampFightOner]

I've been saying UMAD for many years...contrary to popular belief around here, it's not a Channel Zero, or even internet thing.

 

However, this site did definitely get me saying "fail" in real life...it can be quite hilarious when timed properly

[count chocula]

this thread made me laugh... audibly.

[MrChupacabra]

contrary to popular belief around here, it's not a Channel Zero thing

Most the shit people in here seem to think are ch0 things aren't at all. Unless you're saying "wonk saggin", "keep it rail", or talking about wolfwhales, it's probably not from ch0 originally.

[Gat Bush]

I too am a victim of this lifestyle.

[acer910]

this^

 

 

and that always gets me, why the hell is it "this" when its someone elses post? shouldnt it be "that^"??

 

edit: damn 3rd page...

[mn1_fuckos]

pics or it didnt happen

 

i say this shit to people all the time now.

[CALIgula]

lol...funny thread.

 

the only thing from channel zero i use in real life is "co-signed".....but instead when someone says something i agree with, i say "i'll co-sign that statement"

 

some people laugh....some people are all "wtf?"

[That Drunk Savant]

I hate how the whole fucking world over uses Fail and Epic now days shit got played out. The only thing I ever use is cool story bro for long boring stories. But 0 is like the local news to me.

[n8galicia]

I almost paid this tranny for a handjob the other day

[Tails0nE]

only thing i used from ch.o or whatever was "UMAD?"

i would fuck with my girl whenever i was bored just to piss her off..

the convo would start off like this..

 

me-"hey baby umad..?"

her-"naw why..?"

me-"cause you seem visibly upset right now.. umad?"

her"haha naaww why would i be mad..?"

me-"is niggas stylin on you babe...?"

her-"hahahah aint nobody stylin on me.."

me-"but umad though..."

her-" im not mad..."

 

then that would turn into something like this..

 

me-"baby why u so mad...?"

her-"cause u keep sayin im fuckin mad when im not and its pissing me off.."

me-"see umad though and you keep sayin your not.."

her-"cause you keep sayin i am! and niggas is stylin on me or whatever the fuck your sayin.."

me-"soooo niggas IS stylin on you then...."

*click*

 

:lol:

[Realism]

I think the above post would definitely warrant a "cool story bro" if told in real life.

[Swindle]

i say cool story bro when people i dont like say something i have to take an interest in but i say it in such a way that they don't realise its sarcastic.

 

you mad in real life makes life so much more awesome.

 

 

also if someone says they are upset/angry or whatever i usually ask "is it because i/someone has styled on you?"

[En Sabah Nur]

i dunno if they're still available, but my friend sike made these a while ago:

 

http://www.bluecollardistro.com/sikenomics/product_info.php?products_id=1572

[redeyedanimal]

i work with teenagers and i can't believe how many times they say fail and they don't even have internets. i think i may've started it. but i have gotten pretty good not saying nigga around em.

 

I lol'd. but 24'd. I'll get you back nigga.