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beyonce got knocked up

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Beyonce got curves. She was made for baby making. Be dope if you could somehow knock her out with some kinda potion and crawl into her vaj with a snorkle and a uterus tent. Start kicking her belly from inside induce early labour eat the hova fetus pop back out throw on a diaper suck on her titts for a couple months and lay claim to the inheritance the last name 'Z a new maybach for yer 16th bday and be the first 30yr old newborn worthy of guisness book status.trumping any pakistani born dude there 76 square miles of finger nail..

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Their bodyguard is huge

wonder what he makes a year

 

 

he better be making a shit ton of money to be carrying that person around like a bitch.

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