Official Jameson appreciation thread

[Veritably Clean]

+applejuice

 

thank me later

[Elorock]

In sippy cup?

[gasfacevictm]

scotch > whiskey

 

Aren't they the same thing?

[blood fart]

Scotch is just Scottish whiskey.

Bourbon is just Kentucky whiskey.

Irish whiskey is the best.

The smell alone of bourbon has been known to make me vomit.

Sour mash=shit

[Rolf Harris]

doubt it, irish whiskey's like fuckin' soft drinks compared to scottish...

 

if you drank scotch with water (how it's supposed to be drank) you'd all probably enjoy it a lot more...

[dowmagik]

jameson and ambien led to me waking up with a woman who told me that i was sleeping with my eyes open, staring at her, last night. atta baby, jamie!

 

magic fuel

 

 

stolen from wiki:

 

Irish whiskeys

Various Irish whiskeys

Main article: Irish whiskey

 

Most Irish whiskeys are distilled three times,[19] although there are exceptions. Though traditionally distilled using the pot still method, in modern times a column still is used to produce the grain whiskey used in blends. By law, Irish whiskey must be produced in Ireland and aged in wooden casks for a period of no less than three years, although in practice it is usually three or four times that period.[20] Unpeated malt is almost always used, the main exception being Connemara Peated Malt whiskey.

 

There are several types of whiskey common to Ireland: single malt, single grain, blended whiskey and uniquely to Ireland, pure pot still whiskey. The designation "pure pot still" as used in Ireland generally refers to whiskey made of 100% barley, mixed malted and unmalted, and distilled in a pot still made of copper. The "green" unmalted barley gives the traditional pure pot still whiskey a spicy, uniquely Irish quality. Like single malt, pure pot still is sold as such or blended with grain whiskey. Usually no real distinction is made between whether a blended whiskey was made from single malt or pure pot still.

 

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Scotch whiskies

Various Scotch whiskies

Main article: Scotch whisky

 

Scotch whiskies are generally distilled twice, though some are distilled a third time.[23] International laws require anything bearing the label "Scotch" to be distilled in Scotland and matured for a minimum of three years and one day in oak casks, among other, more specific criteria.[24] If Scotch whisky is from more than one cask, and if it includes an age statement on the bottle, it must reflect the age of the youngest whisky in the blend. Many cask-strength single malts omit the age as they use younger elements in minute amounts for flavouring and mellowing. The basic types of Scotch are malt and grain, which are combined to create blends. Many, though not all, Scotch whiskies use peat smoke to treat their malt, giving Scotch its distinctive smoky flavour. While the market is dominated by blends, the most highly prized of Scotch whiskies are the single malts. Scotch whiskies are divided into five main regions: Highland, Lowland, Islay, Speyside and Campbeltown.

[jbrshmonster]

 

 

it's made of god's tears

[xwriteonderrelsx]

+applejuice

 

thank me later

 

-apple juice......+my mouth:cool:

[xwriteonderrelsx]

HELPS ME SHRED

[topfloorbasement]

+applejuice

 

thank me later

 

no apple juice or ginger ale or anything else needed..

i like mine on rocks when at the bar, but straight from the bottle or flask while walking's good..

 

"o baby i likes it raw"

[belmonts]

they call me the vowel king when i drink too much jameson.

i act like what i'm saying at the time is hella important,

but it is only " yyyyeeeeeauuuuuuuuyyyyyoooooiiilllllleeeeedledeeeedle"

 

 

i know "l" and "d" aren't vowels but whatever

[Realism]

Apple juice and whiskey sounds like diarrhea waiting to happen.

[sneekatoke]

i logged in just to say that i had never tried jameson, i was more cognac/rum based..

i bought a 5th today.

1/2 5th later = i approve!

thanks oontz!

 

by the way, the Kraken rum is pretty good...

[Realism]

I liked those commercials Jameson was recently running.

[christo-f]

Because of the fake alcohol issues here in China I rarely buy much else than beer when I'm out (ok, after heaps of beer we move on to shots, but that's only once in a while). So if I want to enjoy some scotch I have to buy a bottle from a shop I know I can trust and drink it at home. Can't take it to parties or you only get a few yourself before it's all gone.

 

I had me half a bottle of Johnny Walker Red at home last night. Pretty middle of the road kit but shit man, just to enjoy a scotch with a dash of coke and know you're not drinking anti-freeze was fucking awesome.

 

 

Thanks Uncle Johnny!

[ShortFuse]

Irishcarbombs...only drink that hurts me. Front teef get smacked by the shot glass each time.

 

Edit* Nohomoing this shit just to cover all angles

 

I avoid the almost teef breakage by pouring it instead. I did a irish car bomb one night but instead of guiness I used Bells Expedition Stout which is a 10.5% alc stout....Called it a Belzebomb....pure evil man that extra alc caught up to me quick after a couple.

[sneekatoke]

5th done

=

drunk enoughhh

 

....appreciation once more granted..

[KM4RT]

Jameson and dry

[Nahual]

Jameson is for "tossers and sheep shaggers"

Its to sweet.

[mackfatsoe]

Black is good.

Jameson is really good.

So fuck you, friend.

 

Can't really hate on scotch and water, though.

[allfreetime]

Once heard from an avid Bushmills drinker: the reason Scottish whiskey is more popular than Irish whiskey in the US and why one can order a 'Scotch' but not an 'Irish' is because of Irish neutrality in WW2 while the Scots fought alongside the Brits and the French. IDK if it is true.

 

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[bation]

a chick bought me my first shot of jameson last night, good shit.

[dowmagik]

i was bragging to a girl yesterday about magic fuel and its positive effect on my blackjack game. she was skeptical but she gave me $20 to prove it; i turned her $20 into $220 playing bj, then was dealt ace-king on a hundred dollar hand that i bet just because i was feeling cocky. she was so amazed that she gave me all the profit and let me sex her in a porn booth.

 

magic fuel. getting mediocre looking guys laid since 1780.

[Weapon X]

my girl buys me bottles and plants them at her place because she says she loves how i taste after drinking it. my mouth, i mean.

[KILZ FILLZ]

[dowmagik]

mcnulty knows

[silent_bob]

shot of seagrams,splash of coke,shot of crown,splash of coke......

[dowmagik]

im retiring this name so i can rep the mark of the beast. dedicated to jamie.

[JUST THE TIP]

wtf? who edited my sig? sneaky bastards.

[defer]

jameson on the rocks last night for the first time ever. magic fuel indeed.