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After the year 2000, I hope the crime of the century happens real

soon, so I get to read about it."

 

-- Dusty

 

Isn't charging someone with attempted murder just like saying, "Better

luck next time?"

-- De St.

 

You know, if it weren't for the alcohol, beer would be a health food."

-- Chuck

 

That music sounds like two skeletons having sex,

and one of them is wearing a bunch of keys"

 

-- Zak listening to T-Power's live set

 

Anchovies taste like sweaty moustaches.

-- Jill

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ... Frank Sinatra

 

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ... Ernest Hemingway

 

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. ... W.C. Fields

 

Okay, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. Let's just

take this exam so I can get back to killing you with beer. ... Homer Simpson

 

DO RE MI DRINK

------------------------------------------

DOUGH... the stuff... that buys me beer

RAY... the guy that sells me beer

ME... the one... who drinks the beer

FAR... a long run to get beer

SO... I'll have another beer

LA... I'll have another beer

TEA... no, thanks, I'm drinking beer

That will bring us back to (looks into empty glass) D'OH! ... Homer Simpson's beer song

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"I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing."

- Baby Spice of the Spice Girls

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Guest beardo

If you have a blank cassette tape - no music on it at all - and weigh it, then fill it with music and weigh it again, would the weights be different? In other words, does the information you put on a tape (or cd, or videotape) actually weigh anything?

 

-jarrod

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"Life is very important to Americans."

- Bob Dole, U.S. Senator from Kansas

 

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."

- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

 

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

 

"We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather."

- Arab News report

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"If evolution is outlawed, than only the outlaws shall evolve" Unknown

 

" There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness. " Dalai Lama

 

 

 

PruDE

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Guest WebsterUno

"Gus, you're wife is a bigfoot gus." -Eddie Murphy, RAW!

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"Bondage has its own beauty - porn too, but often the beauty of bondage is misunderstood. One simple reason for the difference is the focus of the photographer. A good photographer will focus on the rope and the model's face, a bad photographer will focus on the genitals, which is not the point. Most people think female bondage is a realisation of a sexist rape and violence obsession. Violence and rape - if we consider the police, military, schools and other forms of establishment power - are 'normal' human activities. Bondage is not a 'normal' human activity, it must be 'abnormal'. Bondage is parody and an anti-form of authority. People don't understand this point." - Masami Akita

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"I am only human... and all my life I have tried not to be"- Ralph Steadman

 

"If I cared about my looks Id cut my hair, buy abercrombie clothes, and act like an idiot to my friends"- Me

 

"Tih-May!"- Timmy

 

"So you'll always have your time to shine even in the winter of your darkest hour "- Jeremy Enigk (sunny day real estate)

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'Detail leads to pornography"

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" my limp can make your step feel incomplete"

-aesop rock-

 

"Knowledge will begin until I finish this song"

 

-rakim-

 

"For every cigarette butt that's tried to climb out of my ashtray

Signifies another phase in this cascade"

-slug-

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"Qui nimium probat, nihil probat"

- As long as I breathe, I hope

 

"Internal conflict drives us all"

- me

 

"Life isn't worth living without 12oz."

- Beardo

 

 

Two of my favorites:

Long, but good!

 

"Go back home where you came from. This country is mine, and I intend to stay here and to raise this country full of grown people.

 

God made me an Indian, but not a reservation Indian.

 

What treaty that the white man ever made with us have they kept? Not one. When I was a boy, the Sioux owned the world; the sun rose and set on their land; they sent ten thousand men to battle. Where are the warriors today? Who slew them? What white man can say I ever stole his land or a penny of his money? Yet they say I am a thief. What white woman, however lonely, was ever captive or insulted by me? Yet they say I am a bad Indian. What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and unfed? Who has ever seen me beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken? Is it wrong for me to love my own? Is it wicked for me because my skin is red? Because I am a Sioux; because I was born where my father lived; because I would die for my people and my country?"

- Sitting Bull (Dakota Sioux Chief, c. 1834-1890)

 

 

"You have driven me from the East to this place, and I have been here two thousand years or more….My friends, if you took me away from this land it would be very hard for me. I wish to die in this land. I wish to be an old man here….I have not wished to give even a part of it to the Great Father. Though he would give me a million dollars or more I would not give to him this land….When people want to slaughter cattle they drive them along until they get them to a corral, and then they slaughter them. So it was with us….My children have been exterminated; my brother has been killed. "

- Standing Bear of the Poncas

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"the earth does not belong to us, we belong to the earth" --bumper sticker i saw the other day

 

"In those days it was either live with music or die with noise, and we chose rather desperately to live." --Ralph Ellison

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T.T Boy

Senior Member

 

Registered: May 2001

Location: between a rock and a hard place.

Posts: 2931

 

everything but the ivo is pretty decent. im mean come on, you just do the same crappy letters everytime, cant you change it up a bit?

 

 

hmmmmmm????????????

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"fucking vegetarians........why do you think god gave cows legs? it's to keep the fucking food out of the dirt!" me

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Xeroshoes

Junior Member

 

Registered: Apr 2001

Location: milk

Posts: 309

I like it all, except those blocky IVO things, can you post some IVO pieces that dont look like that? I cant stand them

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Nic Thamaire

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Registered: Apr 2000

Location: worldwide

Posts: 638

THose IVO pieces are straigh up biting from inupie style from spain,,and in a previous post the ivo were straigh up typical dortmund style( especially WUT 90')..Aussie dewd aint fuckin original (xcept for atom,ksino,dgm,dephy and some girls like spice),,

please stop sleeping on your mag!

 

we all know that you got no credibility and barely cannot understand why you suddenly jumped on this board!

 

Damn,, kangaroos can't paint!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

[This message has been edited by Nic Thamaire (edited 07-23-2001).]

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IVO AKM KILLERZ

Senior Member

 

Registered: Jun 2001

Location: melburn,australia

Posts: 1271

Originally posted by Nic Thamaire:

THose IVO pieces are straigh up biting from inupie style from spain,,and in a previous post the ivo were straigh up typical dortmund style( especially WUT 90')..Aussie dewd aint fuckin original (xcept for atom,ksino,dgm,dephy and some girls like spice),,

please stop sleeping on your mag!

 

HEY YOU TOY! GUESS WHAT? YOU JUST COMPLETELY GAVE ME PROPS IN THIS MESSAGE AND DISSED YOURSELF YOU STUPID CUNT!!!!

 

 

 

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ivo akmob!!

we be da infamous...

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eckie

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Registered: Jul 2001

Location: AUSTRALIA

Posts: 225

quote:

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Originally posted by Nic Thamaire:

THose IVO pieces are straigh up biting from inupie style from spain,,and in a previous post the ivo were straigh up typical dortmund style( especially WUT 90')..Aussie dewd aint fuckin original (xcept for atom,ksino,dgm,dephy and some girls like spice),,

please stop sleeping on your mag!

we all know that you got no credibility and barely cannot understand why you suddenly jumped on this board!

 

Damn,, kangaroos can't paint!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

[This message has been edited by Nic Thamaire (edited 07-23-2001).]

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NIC you are dumb, read what you have written and think?????

IVO aint original and DGM is????

you dont know shit.

 

IVO and DGM both rock, infact I think they really close...

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graffitiSUX

Member

 

Registered: May 2001

Location: wherever i lay my hat

Posts: 843

fact is, IVO paints way more than any one person on this message board. and on top of that it is mostly steel. i could give a fuck if he painted fairys and flowers (which seem to have gotten props in other posts), the fact is he puts in the work and DESTROYS. period. now shut up cock suckers

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Nic Thamaire

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Registered: Apr 2000

Location: worldwide

Posts: 638

quote:

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Originally posted by IVO AKM KILLERZ:

Originally posted by Nic Thamaire:

THose IVO pieces are straigh up biting from inupie style from spain,,and in a previous post the ivo were straigh up typical dortmund style( especially WUT 90')..Aussie dewd aint fuckin original (xcept for atom,ksino,dgm,dephy and some girls like spice),,

please stop sleeping on your mag!

 

 

HEY YOU TOY! GUESS WHAT? YOU JUST COMPLETELY GAVE ME PROPS IN THIS MESSAGE AND DISSED YOURSELF YOU STUPID CUNT!!!!

 

 

 

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YOU GET PROPS FROM BITIN??

 

LOL!! YOU THE BIGGEST TOY ON THIS BOARD AND YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN.

YEAH YOU GOT PROPS FOR BEIGN THE BIGGEST WANNABEES IN THIS BOARD AND REMBER I CAME CORRECT SO WATCH YOU UGLY MOUTH YOU KANGAROO SUCKER

 

SHUT THE FUCKUP DICK LICKER

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKIN STUPID,HAHAHA YOU FROM AUSSIE!!! HAHA

 

SAY HELLO TO CROCODILE DUNDEE !! HAHAHAHAHA

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Nic Thamaire

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Registered: Apr 2000

Location: worldwide

Posts: 638

AND I LOOK AGAIN AT DGM SHIT AND DEM WACK AS HELL JUST LIKE IVO.I CANT STAND TOY W/ MANY NAMES THAT THINK THEY WRITER ,,HAHAHA

 

KANGAROO HUNTERS CANT WRITE!!!

 

ivo akm- but in a previous reply he said 'dgm' was original! fuk i am laughing at you mr.nic toy boy!

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Nic Thamaire

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Registered: Apr 2000

Location: worldwide

Posts: 638

quote:

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Originally posted by IVO AKM KILLERZ:

NIC YOU GAY BOY! WE ALL KNOW U LOVE GIVING IT TO LITTLE SCHOOL BOYS UP THE ARSE YOU

HOMOSEXUAL,GIVE PROPS TO WRITERS WHO ACTUALLY

PAINT NOT TALK SHIT ANONOMOUSLY,LEAVE YOUR

CITY AND I WILL COME AND FIND YOU,DONT BE

SCARED BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH SO

U MUST HAVE BIG BALLS TO FIGHT AS WELL?

DONT WORRY WHAT I PAINT,YOU WORRY ABOUT THE

NEXT SCHOOL BOY YOUR GOING TO MOLEST......

 

 

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LISTEN UP KID,,IM KINDDA BORED OF SEEING WACK WANNABEE THINKING UP IN THIS BOARD THEY ARE GRAFF HEAD LIKE YOU!

SECOND POINT IS IF SOMEBODY HES TALKING SHIT W/out KNOWING NUTTIN IT YOU DEWD..

NOW I WAS JUST EXPRESSIN MY TWO CENT ABOUT YOUR SHIT ( litteral expression).NOW IF YOU CAN ACCEPT CRITIC THATS NOT MY FAULT.

 

YOUR SHIT IS WACK AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE

 

THEN IM NOT HOMO,IF YOU CANT BELIEVE IT JUST ASK YOUR MOM.

 

Last THING: IM NOT A RICH HOMO LIKE YOU BUT IF I WAS I WILL GRAB A FLIGHT TO SIDNEY AND STRAIGH FUCK YOU UP.

 

YOU WILL NEVER EVER GETTING PROPS BY BITTIN STYLE NOR USING FAKE NAME.

 

YEAH YOU ARE A FUKKIN TOY AND YOU SEEM TO BE AN HOMO.IM NOT HOMOPHOBIC BUT DAMN WHAT A PUSSY YOU ARE!!!

 

 

KEEP SUCKIN KANGAROO DICK,YOU ARE BETTER AT THIS THEN AT SO CALLED GRAFF.

 

ivo akm- typical dickhead thinks the only city in australia is sydney and the big letters are going to scare me!

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MR BANOS

Rookie

 

Registered: Jul 2001

Location: AUSTRALIA

Posts: 19

JEALOUSY IS A MOTHER FUCKER".....IVO BURNS THE LOT OF YOU PLASTIC FUCKING FR8 PAINTING YANKETTS PUT TOGETHER

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