autoteller Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Husband Jailed for Ejaculating on Wife A husband refused sex by his wife has been jailed for indecent assault after taking matters into his own hands and ejaculating on her whilst she slept. The Taiwanese couple, both in their forties and with two children, began to have marital difficulties, though they still shared a bed. The case began one night with the husband nuzzling his wife in bed and being told to cut it out. After being told not to touch her he made 5 or 6 similar advances but was rebuffed each time. The wife later awoke to find semen on her inner thighs, and jumped up to find her husband sleeping beside with his nether regions uncovered. The wife then berated her husband and wiped off the semen with some toilet paper; she subsequently made a complaint to police saying that she had been “coerced” into sex, presenting the semen encrusted toilet paper as evidence. Despite being repeatedly admonished that this was a domestic issue by the court, the woman was having none of it and insisted criminal charges be filed. The husband, apparently with the support of his children, told the court that he had simply had a nocturnal emission and then taken off his semen soaked underwear. The court was not however convinced, as he could not explain how the semen ended up on his wife’s thighs and not the inside of his boxers. He was found guilty of indecency, which in Taiwan carries a minimum sentence of 6 months, and a maximum of 5 years. He was subsequently given an 8 month prison sentence. His wife also initiated divorce proceedings. http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/03/20/husband-jailed-for-ejaculating-on-wife/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted March 23, 2010 Author Share Posted March 23, 2010 Has this guy's lawyer never heard of the "Wet Dream" defense? Fucking hack! "The husband, apparently with the support of his children, told the court that he had simply had a nocturnal emission and then taken off his semen soaked underwear." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed. Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 DAAMMNNN!!! 8 months!??!! FUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 he should move to pattaya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 never ever get married Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Should of jizzed in her eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Support of his children lawl wat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Jesus. We could have gotten this guy off (no/homo or pun). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 moar proof women have no conscious, and the guilt function has been removed from their brain. divorce papers would have been satisfactory, sending her husband to jail for the same load which she would have rubbed on her tits a year or two earlier is foulness to the max. taking away a dudes manhood erodes the foundation of his life. the laws in this country are chipping away at at mens souls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 this shit would never fly in north america and im shocked it did/does in some near third world country. i have a homie whos whole game is to land a loadon his girls face while shes asleep without waking up... i think to this point shes always awoken. so hes losing the battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 TRIFE CITY! IF YOUR MARRIED. FUCK YOUR HUSBAND OR GTFO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 HE SHOULDA NUTTED ON HER GRILLIS, THEN SLAPPED HER AWAKE AND SAID "BITCH IM THE MAN OF THE HOUSE, GO WASH YOUR FACE, HAVE SOME FUCKIN RESPECT FOR YOURSELF" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 then i woulda made her go back to sleep with her make up on wearing heels in case i decided to wake up in the middle of the night and want some more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 unforgivable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 He might as well of raped her and busted inside. How you gonna use a piece of tissue with crusted over future kids on it as a piece of evidence now ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 shoulda hit her with that mean ass blood nut crimson swirl all over her eyelids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Twonpoo just made me burst out laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastFinisher Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Dude should have just rubbed one out into the tissue would have saved himself 8 months more of no pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 never ever get married winnar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Twon killin it :) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 the smartest thing to ever come out of a womens mouth was einsteins dick now make all of us a sammich for your insubordination 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 da vincis d YO WHY YOU JOCKIN DA VINCI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeenagerFromMars Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 lol i stand corrected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 isn't sex part of the marital duty? i say SHE'S the indecent one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneekatoke Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 put him in the meatcuffs! hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 isn't sex part of the marital duty? i say SHE'S the indecent one. Not being married, I really can't speak on this, but I have heard that after marriage the sexual energy tends to go stale. That's why I'll be investing in a robot sex toy that will talk dirty to me like Stephen Hawkins reading Penthouse Forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 My ex told me mad times I had permission to fuck her while she slept, but I never actually did it. I did, in a drunken stupor, try to jerk off onto her while she was sleeping, but I lost interest very quickly and instead tried to wake her up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAPIFFMAN420 Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Has this guy's lawyer never heard of the "Wet Dream" defense? Fucking hack! hooked on phonics fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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