Feed Yer Ego Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 i came blood am i on my period? or am i just really metal? this and more @ 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 "ask a doctor? fuck that, my internet br0s will know what's up!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 21, 2010 Author Share Posted March 21, 2010 dude i don't want a doctor looking in my dickhole that'd be so fag unless the doctor was a hot chick....but then i might cum blood on her and i don't have health insurance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 You're on your period. And it's probably due to wearing tight pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of The Devil Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 i pissed blood once. i thought it was kidney stones but i was pretty young back then doctor just gav me some antibiotics and it stopped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 The diagnosis is cancer, likely caused by excessive consumption of Mentos. Rigorous anal fisting is recommended to reduce the symptoms. You have 6 to 9 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 rip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 I've came blood a few times, you've got a hemorrhage infection or broken tissues in the wanger......go see a doctor because it could be other shit that is alot worse! are you pissing blood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 21, 2010 Author Share Posted March 21, 2010 The diagnosis is cancer, likely caused by excessive consumption of Mentos. Rigorous anal fisting is recommended to reduce the symptoms. You have 6 to 9 months. nah i ain't goin out like that i'm on some real fly boss shit i be up in the club vip drinkin cristal & stem cell cocktails growin extra dicks and shit nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Freaky deaky, dude. You'd be considering some health insurance, maybe? We can hope that you discovered this after splooging over some skank's boobage, or getting spanked off in a dirty back alley by a pre-op tranny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 GRAPE GATORADE MAKES ME POOP VIBRANT GREEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 chronic fapping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 21, 2010 Author Share Posted March 21, 2010 are you pissing blood? no not yet atleast. i don't think i will tho We can hope that you discovered this after splooging over some skank's boobage, or getting spanked off in a dirty back alley by a pre-op tranny. sadly no mad lame it was going to be the first time out with this new bitch and i didn't wanna go in with a loaded gun so i rubbed out that easy one needless to say having a faptastic man miscarriage (nh) ruined my plans cuz i'm not gully enough to front all rico suave on a chick after busting a blood nut 2 hours earlier 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Personally, this is the type of shit that i would get checked out regardless of whether or not i had health insurance. That's just me though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/sym/bloody_ejaculation.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 needless to say having a faptastic man miscarriage (nh) ruined my plans cuz i'm not gully enough to front all rico suave on a chick after busting a blood nut 2 hours earlier You should have channeled your inner twinky the kid and gone a done it anyway. The thread could have potentially been more epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 You should have channeled your inner twinky the kid and gone a done it anyway. The thread could have potentially been more epic. And cosign this. You could've given her a blood facial...or a blood creampie...bloodpie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Cant lie that would have been damn near legendary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 21, 2010 Author Share Posted March 21, 2010 i was wayyy too shook to even think about how epic giving her a strawberry creampie could be all i could think was OMG IS MAH DICK BROKES ON TEH INSIDE FOREVARZ? i never heard of that shit before and thought it was a full system meltdown for my junk it could be any of the following * Prostate conditions * Prostatitis * Prostate cancer * Idiopathic (approx 50%) * Prostate biopsy * Prostatic telangiectasia and varices * Transurethral resection of Prostate * Radioactive seeds * Urethral polyps * Urethritis * Urethral instrumentation * Seminal vesicle cyst * Amyloidosis * Tuberculosis * HIV * CMV * Herpes simplex * Chlamydia * Trauma but i'm pretty sure my junk isn't ruined, so i'm cool probably just trauma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 the only way bloodfacial would've been more epic would be if she freaked and bashed her head on something... ...then you peed in her butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 its like a ready made russian candy cane. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 21, 2010 Author Share Posted March 21, 2010 i regret not being on chat roullette when it happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fP6jevhg_Y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 21, 2010 Author Share Posted March 21, 2010 its like a ready made russian candy cane. /nh oh dude i've never heard of that one! that is beyond hardcore i was thinking ready made strawberry shortcake 1. Strawberry Shortcake 4803 up, 1565 down love it hate it The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake. or the rmx... 5. Strawberry Shortcake 172 up, 145 down love it hate it When a man is plowing a women on her period and cream pies her twat making the Semen and menstrul blood mix together looking like a strawbrerry shortcake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 21, 2010 Author Share Posted March 21, 2010 am i on my period? or am i just really metal? You're on your period. . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fP6jevhg_Y i knew i should've included a poll nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUMPINSLAPPERS Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Sounds like you got a real problem dog, you should just let your doctor peep your dick son, it's all good, he's a doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 It's happened to me twice....once after a genital piercing and once after doing the splits on a ledge (skateboarding mishap). The first time I passed on medical advice because, well...yeah. The second time the doc said it was something like a hematoma in my satchel so he gave me some dope and told me to walk it out. I'd recommend getting it checked out, there's free clinics for that sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 oh dude i've never heard of that one! that is beyond hardcore i was thinking ready made strawberry shortcake or the rmx... 5. Strawberry Shortcake 172 up, 145 down love it hate it When a man is plowing a women on her period and cream pies her twat making the Semen and menstrul blood mix together looking like a strawbrerry shortcake yeah dude russian candy cane is the second one, except it takes place out side of the vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 YOU'RE TURNING INTO A CANNIBAL CORPSE SONG. YOU ARE EVOLVING INTO A HIGHER BEING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 "faptastic man miscarriage" " busting a blood nut 2 hours earlier" if the oontz ever requires a global ambassador or a representative you deserve the nomination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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