DETO Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 if not more since i've last smoked some weedm, bur i've been thinkins about dong it the last few weeks.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hey Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Do it Cmon Do it Cmon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Being a person that very rarely smokes weed I can say the times you do smoke it you always bump into some cunt you can't be fucked talking to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Don't do it man, weed is a gateway drug, haven't you heard? First it's just on weekends, then it's every night. Before you know it you're giving homeless guys rimjobs under the freeway for a nickle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 i've been thinkins about dong first Fuck yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 do it SON. come on just hit it once. Peer pressure is a bitch. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 this thread reminds me of this song It's been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry" Five days since you laughed at me saying "Get that together come back and see me" Three days since the living room I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you Yesterday you'd forgiven me but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think You'll think you're looking at Aquaman I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes Big like LeAnn Rimes Because I'm all about value Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through Gonna make a break and take a fake I'd like a stinkin achin shake I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know The vertigo is gonna grow Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of taking off my shirt It's been one week since you looked at me Threw your arms in the air and said "You're crazy" Five days since you tackled me I've still got the rug burns on both my knees It's been three days since the afternoon You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon Yesterday you'd forgiven me And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry Chickity China the Chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' Watchin' X-Files with no lights on We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy Like Kurasawa I make mad films Okay, I don't make films But if I did they'd have a Samurai Gonna get a set a' better clubs Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes That make me think the wrong thing How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of losing my shirt It's been one week since you looked at me Dropped your arms to your sides and said "I'm sorry" Five days since I laughed at you and said "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do" Three days since the living room We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do? Yesterday you just smiled at me Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 It's a known fact that smoking weed can lead to pushing mongo footed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthworm Jim Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Weed? fuck that, try meth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Try em all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I don't think I would be able to smoke weed without getting the instant spins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 you all sauced up, shai? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Weed sucks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 you all sauced up, shai? I've had a couple rum and cokes but I'm far from buzzed. I just can't smoke weed anymore...not sure why. I suppose I have mixed feelings about it but I manage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Weed sucks No way br0seph...weed opens teh mind. You need to educate yourself on I and I rasta thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 eat some xanax and then smoke pot be drunk also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 i hear weed makes people think you cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kraftone Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 just inject some heroin pop 3 ex pills and 5 xanax ... and then you smoke the weed ,.. ROOKIE ... and if you get some pussy that night.. pop 2 viagras for dessert ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I thought the body of this thread was going to say, "since I came out of the closet." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I was gonna quit weed, I haven't smoked in a month now but I am gonna pick up some tonight and get stoned, I rarely drink alcohol, I don't do any other drugs so I figured I'm due a release and weed might as well be mine, also I am very productive on weed, it doesn't make me lazy, I sketch and paint more when stoned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 just make sure you smoke some good sativa, though just a few tokes, and you may enjoy yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 ...also I am very productive on weed, it doesn't make me lazy, I sketch and paint more when stoned. but do you shovel the walkway or do research for your mid-term? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 haha I'm too old to be in school, I do everything that I would do not stoned, I can do a full day at work being very productive while stoned, if I have to do stuff around the house, I will chill smoke a joint then go about my business get shit done and then go back to chilling/sketching. I like walking when stoned, listening to music while just wandering around, checking spots and watching the world around me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazztechno Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Cmon DETO, It's Friday. You Ain't Got No Job, and You Ain't Got Shit to Do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 i just recently started smoking weed after around about a 7 year break from it, mainly because i was drinking every day, but i've realised now that i'd rather come home, and smoke a doobie after work instead of getting pished. i know if i have a few joints i'll wake up in the morning feeling fresh and alert, unlike if i drink... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 i passed my bio final stoned out of my mind. i crushed that shit man. i enjoy studying stoned very much so. /yesfunctionalstoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 but do you shovel the walkway or do research for your mid-term? i have. as TRON says, i got a degree on that shit. in biochemistry and molecular bio. it's more like prozac, or some kind of antidepressant for me. i don't really use it to get wasted, but i have been smoking it for over a decade now. i graduated a long time ago, so now for me it's like Decy is describing. it's just a decompressant or enhancer. i'm not shit faced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 they say that if you are stoned when studying, you can write an exam stoned and do pretty well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 yeah i'm not sure about that. i did both and i thin ki take tests better sober because i get nervous. honestly i don't know. some classes i did well in , others not so much. but i succeeded. now the big question is do i want to go back. not sure i would be stoned in class this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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