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it's been at least 6 years

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if not more since i've last smoked some weedm, bur i've been thinkins about dong it the last few weeks....

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Do it

 

 

 

 

Cmon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cmon

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Being a person that very rarely smokes weed I can say the times you do smoke it you always bump into some cunt you can't be fucked talking to.

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Don't do it man, weed is a gateway drug, haven't you heard?

First it's just on weekends, then it's every night. Before you know it you're giving homeless guys rimjobs under the freeway for a nickle.

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this thread reminds me of this song

 

 

 

It's been one week since you looked at me

Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"

Five days since you laughed at me saying

"Get that together come back and see me"

Three days since the living room

I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you

Yesterday you'd forgiven me

but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

 

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink

As I make you stop, think

You'll think you're looking at Aquaman

I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss

I like the sushi

'cause it's never touched a frying pan

Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes

Big like LeAnn Rimes

Because I'm all about value

Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits

You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through

Gonna make a break and take a fake

I'd like a stinkin achin shake

I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours

Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know

The vertigo is gonna grow

Cause it's so dangerous,

you'll have to sign a waiver

 

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad

Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean?

Well, you soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of taking off my shirt

 

It's been one week since you looked at me

Threw your arms in the air

and said "You're crazy"

Five days since you tackled me

I've still got the rug burns on both my knees

It's been three days since the afternoon

You realized it's not my fault

not a moment too soon

Yesterday you'd forgiven me

And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry

 

Chickity China the Chinese chicken

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Watchin' X-Files with no lights on

We're dans la maison

I hope the Smoking Man's in this one

Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic

Like Sting I'm tantric

Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

 

Like Kurasawa I make mad films

Okay, I don't make films

But if I did they'd have a Samurai

Gonna get a set a' better clubs

Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs

Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing

Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon

'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes

That make me think the wrong thing

 

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad

Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean?

Well, you soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of losing my shirt

 

It's been one week since you looked at me

Dropped your arms to your sides

and said "I'm sorry"

Five days since I laughed at you and said

"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"

Three days since the living room

We realized we're both to blame,

but what could we do?

Yesterday you just smiled at me

Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

 

It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

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I don't think I would be able to smoke weed without getting the instant spins.

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you all sauced up, shai?

 

I've had a couple rum and cokes but I'm far from buzzed. I just can't smoke weed anymore...not sure why. I suppose I have mixed feelings about it but I manage.

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just inject some heroin pop 3 ex pills and 5 xanax ... and then you smoke the weed ,.. ROOKIE ... and if you get some pussy that night.. pop 2 viagras for dessert !

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I was gonna quit weed, I haven't smoked in a month now but I am gonna pick up some tonight and get stoned, I rarely drink alcohol, I don't do any other drugs so I figured I'm due a release and weed might as well be mine, also I am very productive on weed, it doesn't make me lazy, I sketch and paint more when stoned.

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just make sure you smoke some good sativa, though just a few tokes, and you may enjoy yourself.

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...also I am very productive on weed, it doesn't make me lazy, I sketch and paint more when stoned.

 

but do you shovel the walkway or do research for your mid-term?

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haha I'm too old to be in school, I do everything that I would do not stoned, I can do a full day at work being very productive while stoned, if I have to do stuff around the house, I will chill smoke a joint then go about my business get shit done and then go back to chilling/sketching.

 

I like walking when stoned, listening to music while just wandering around, checking spots and watching the world around me.

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