dowmagik Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 a real fag has an outfit to match any deadly sexually transmitted virus and will look fabulous 100% of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 That we're a bunch of piranhas and we're always down for blood? That's not it either...I don't know what it is. Homosexuality has never bothered me or influenced who I was friends with. As weird/fascinating as the concept or state of being gay may seem to some of you, it's equally hard for me to understand why anyone would make it an issue. It's just how some people are...some people like chocolate ice cream, some people have a thing for Asians...some people are attracted to the same sex. Once again- IT'S JUST HOW SOME PEOPLE ARE, and as long as no one is hurt by it, who cares? Honestly, I think a lot of you (being young guys and all) are not exactly sure about where you stand on the spectrum of sexuality, and are curious about homosexuality. Maybe not in a participatory way, but it DOES interest you. And that's fine. In fact, it's good to talk about it, maybe you'll understand how the other half lives and learn a thing or two about yourself. It's the judgmental crap that makes some of you look pretty fucking ignorant. But hey, that rolls right off my back, no big thing. Jugzer, as a big brother you owe it to your little brother to let him know that you love him and will be there for him no mater what. Gay kids have it rough growing up, and if you want him to turn out all right as an adult he's gonna need some non-judgmental support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 did you miss the post where jugz said Did you miss where I said I didn't read the rest of the thread? And don't think Jugzer having a gay brother is going to take away from the fact that you got knucklefucked by a tranny, and thought eating a steak sandwich and wearing a slayer shirt made it hetro. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 i have an older gay cousin who's a fucking riot. he gets drunk and talks shit about everyone in the family. it's not a problem at all that he's gay. of course my great grandpa would've fucking died if he found out. good thing he was already dead. i hear what earl's saying. i HAD another gay cousin who was younger. basically one year at christmas he was like, "yo, i'm into dick now." the next year he had a girlfriend. i'm pretty sure he's just an opportunist like most "bisexuals." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Did you miss where I said I didn't read the rest of the thread? And don't think Jugzer having a gay brother is going to take away from the fact that you got knucklefucked by a tranny, and thought eating a steak sandwich and wearing a slayer shirt made it hetro. :D Did you miss where I said I was eating pizza? ;) /nh wink btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LICKERISH Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 My cousin is a balding, fat, gay ginger. Nice kid though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 win until morrissey comes to town and you have nobody to go to the show with. Not going to a Morissey show is about as win as not getting a handjob from a dude in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Sit down and watch this with him. It's full of lulz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 who cares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 sac town reppin nigguh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 with that said, if any family member becomes a juggalo/jugalette, you have all right to ridicule and harass them to no end. I would seriously get drunk and whip a juggalo cousins ass at the family reunion, but Im pretty sure a few of my other cousins would join in, and would also put one of ourselves out of our misery if we somehow "turned". Im pretty sure some drunk uncles would get some licks in too... Haha yeah. Well you gotta remember, a quarter of my family comes from the fucking sticks in Virginia, which seems to produce ALOT of gays and lesbians the only person I know from West Virginia is a 6'2 tall lesbian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 My cousin is a balding, fat, gay ginger. [ATTACH]132941.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 ^^ dude is more or less the worse actor ever 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 his 1-2-3 metal video is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 That's not it either...I don't know what it is. Homosexuality has never bothered me or influenced who I was friends with. As weird/fascinating as the concept or state of being gay may seem to some of you, it's equally hard for me to understand why anyone would make it an issue. It's just how some people are...some people like chocolate ice cream, some people have a thing for Asians...some people are attracted to the same sex. Once again- IT'S JUST HOW SOME PEOPLE ARE, and as long as no one is hurt by it, who cares? Honestly, I think a lot of you (being young guys and all) are not exactly sure about where you stand on the spectrum of sexuality, and are curious about homosexuality. Maybe not in a participatory way, but it DOES interest you. And that's fine. In fact, it's good to talk about it, maybe you'll understand how the other half lives and learn a thing or two about yourself. It's the judgmental crap that makes some of you look pretty fucking ignorant. But hey, that rolls right off my back, no big thing. Jugzer, as a big brother you owe it to your little brother to let him know that you love him and will be there for him no mater what. Gay kids have it rough growing up, and if you want him to turn out all right as an adult he's gonna need some non-judgmental support. I noticed part of this. The other part doesn't care, though. I don't care for homosexuals very much, but it doesn't mean I won't be nice to them or will treat them any differently than straight friends. One of my female friends best friends is a tranny ("she" looks like Dee Snyder). I used to find it disturbing, but "she" is a nice person and I've become used to seeing dude walk around acting like he has a vagina (pre op tranny). I find it unnatural but have come to the decision that I don't have to answer for it, so it doesn't bother me so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I would seriously get drunk and whip a juggalo cousins ass at the family reunion, but Im pretty sure a few of my other cousins would join in, and would also put one of ourselves out of our misery if we somehow "turned". Im pretty sure some drunk uncles would get some licks in too... the only person I know from West Virginia is a 6'2 tall lesbian. Are there Juggalo's over here, Tre? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croupier Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 King Missile Gay or not gay Lyrics: I saw an episode of the Jerry Springer show and the topic was "Tranvestites and the Men Who Love Them." And the guy who was on with his "girlfriend" was saying "To me, this is a beautiful woman. She's got a perfect body, beautiful blonde hair, everything. I love her, and I love making love to her. Now I ask you, does that make me gay?" Most of the audience thought so, and so did I, but it got me thinking about what is or isn't gay. Discussing sex with a guy is gay. Discussing sex with a woman is straight, even telling a woman "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a cock" is straight. Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it is straight. Gyms are always gay, because afterwords, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay. Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich. It's neither straight nor gay. Watching pornos with one or more other guys in the room, no matter how many other women are also in the room, is gay. Watching porn, even gay porn, with one or more women ONLY is straight. Here's an interesting one: kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or having him kiss YOU on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy . . . is gay. See, look, I . . . I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know they're gay. They fuck my shit right up. Like a guy calls me up and says "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch a football game and drink beer and eat chips, and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other a little, you know, just us guys! You wanna come over?" And I'm like "No." OK, you've got a guy sucking your dick, even if he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's got the best breast implants you've ever seen, even if you're saying "Suck it bitch, I know you like it, you slut, you whore," that's gay. Adversely, if a woman straps on a dildo and you're dressed like a woman and you're suckin' her cock and she's sayin' "You like it, don't you, you like sucking my dick, you little fucking faggot" and she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and says "you love it, you little pussy boy, you love getting fucked in the ass, I bet you wish I was a man, I bet you wish this was a cock, you fucking faggot" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before . . . that's still straight. But then, when you go off to the bar, and you discuss this, or any other sexual experience with any other guys, that's gay. Here's the most interesting one: Sucking a guy's cock, can, under certain rare circumstances, be straight. Let's say you've gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is whoever loses has to be the other's sex slave for the night, the kind of thing that happens in Penthouse Forum all the time, and you lose, and the woman makes you have sex with another guy, that's not gay. I don't know exactly why, but it's not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croupier Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 And some more.... Give yourself over to the failure inside of you, and let it envelop your soul. Failure is not out to get you. Failure wants to be your friend, the one you can count on when success, that is ever-elusive, eludes you. Failure is not out to fuck you. Failure wants you to fuck it � to fuck it all. Failure wants you to be proud of your lack of accomplishments. Failure wants you to own your own incompetence. Failure wants you to be confident in your inability to do anything. Failure doesn't want you to try; failure wants you to fail. Failure wants you to get over your fear of failure � and what better way to do that than to fail and fail again? If at first you don't succeed, fail and fail again. And fail again. And fail again. And walk tall. And stand up, and say, "I am a failure. "I am a failure. "I am a failure." If it is difficult to do this � if it is difficult for you to think of yourself as a failure � if, for example, you have a good career, a nice place to live, a happy family, a lot of money, a sense of purpose, or belief that in the end, everything will all work out � remember all the things in your life you tried to do, but never, ever could. Think of how when you were five, and you wanted to be an astronaut, and then the space program went into the toilet. Think of how much you wanted to have sex with such-and-such a person, and you were rejected, or too shy to even try. Think of how many times in your life things didn't go your way, and remember: external forces are never to blame. You are the center of your universe, the only force that can ever affect you. Therefore, anything that doesn't work out for you is all your fault. You are responsible for all of your successes, and the lack thereof. And that is the essential point that failure, your ever-faithful friend, wants to make: that your failure could not exist without you � without your stupidity, without your lies, without your mistakes, your uselessness, your lack of faith, your ineptitude, your unjustifiable confidence in your alleged abilities, you stupid loser � failure is your only friend. Failure is your only lover. Failure is your only hope. So befriend it. Make love to it. And believe in it with all your might. Because failure is all there is for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Wait... Rage is your brother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I noticed part of this. The other part doesn't care, though. I don't care for homosexuals very much, but it doesn't mean I won't be nice to them or will treat them any differently than straight friends. One of my female friends best friends is a tranny ("she" looks like Dee Snyder). I used to find it disturbing, but "she" is a nice person and I've become used to seeing dude walk around acting like he has a vagina (pre op tranny). I find it unnatural but have come to the decision that I don't have to answer for it, so it doesn't bother me so much. I try to be sensitive to the fact that people are uncomfortable with certain aspects of sexuality, but to be honest (and as much as I hate to say it) it's one of those "UMAD?" situations. Also, I'm lucky in the sense that I've spent my life in two areas of the world (LA and SF) where queer people are just another fact of life. Nature is pretty goddamn strange once you take a good hard look at it...especially when you move up the evolutionary chain, where the "rules" and "standards" can appear arbitrary at times. When I was growing up, I was lucky to have a friend who understood all this, and he explained sexuality to a T. He said people get hung up on it as being a black and white absolute, when it's really more of a spectrum. That allows for all of the degrees of hetero- and homosexuality and the kinks that people embrace...and as much as you might take offense to something your neighbor does, there's undoubtedly some weird thing you're turned on by that the guy across the street will get bent out of shape over. The ideal lies somewhere between not sticking your nose in your neighbor's business or not caring one way or the other when you find out what's going on in his/her bedroom. Unfortunately, we're still a much more puritan society compared to the rest of the world but we'll get there someday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I would seriously get drunk and whip a juggalo cousins ass at the family reunion, but Im pretty sure a few of my other cousins would join in, and would also put one of ourselves out of our misery if we somehow "turned". Im pretty sure some drunk uncles would get some licks in too... the only person I know from West Virginia is a 6'2 tall lesbian. Whoa, whoa, WHOA Tre...I said Virginia, not West Virginia. It's my understanding that the hillbilly area my mother comes from in Virginia is still 100x more civilized than the most urban parts of West Virginia haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 And shai and anyone else can feel free to call me ignorant if they want, but it won't change the fact that I'm disgusted by faggots. I don't go around assaulting them, or reading bible scripture to them, or whatever other weird shit people do, and that's about as tolerant as I feel I need to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nsmbfan Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 why does pop culture demand all of us to care about what lil twinky boys and butch girls do in their freetime? i don't care. i'm sorry anyone else cares. now if it were a disease instead of a genetic defect in recessive genes of weaker species of humans (think: the runt of the litter phenomena), then I might care. one could, "catch the gay". and that I won't stand for. but until it becomes airbound I think we're safe, and there's cooler stuff to talk about besides someones gay ass lil twink fairy brother. my 2 cents. enjoy 11 more pages of this crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 And shai and anyone else can feel free to call me ignorant if they want, but it won't change the fact that I'm disgusted by faggots. I don't go around assaulting them, or reading bible scripture to them, or whatever other weird shit people do, and that's about as tolerant as I feel I need to be That's fine...I mean, as long as your views wouldn't prevent you from having gay friends it's cool. Check this out- statistically, if you have 30 male friends it's very unlikely that every single one of them is straight. And I have been known to get uptight around extremely flaming gay men and militant butch dykes because, well...as a straight guy, I consider those personalities to be fucking annoying at times. OH NOES! CALL THE ACLU!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NeverBeenBetter Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 wouldn't the correct title for this thread be "my little brother is A gay" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 No one hits harder than the glamazon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 That's fine...I mean, as long as your views wouldn't prevent you from having gay friends it's cool. I mean, it does though. I have a FEW male acquaintances who I think are probably gay, and I mentioned the distant gay relatives, but I would never hang out regularly with a gay dude. I don't know a single straight gay with a close gay friend, that's just weird to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 why does pop culture demand all of us to care about what lil twinky boys and butch girls do in their freetime? i don't care. i'm sorry anyone else cares. now if it were a disease instead of a genetic defect in recessive genes of weaker species of humans (think: the runt of the litter phenomena), then I might care. one could, "catch the gay". and that I won't stand for. but until it becomes airbound I think we're safe, and there's cooler stuff to talk about besides someones gay ass lil twink fairy brother. my 2 cents. enjoy 11 more pages of this crap. Kinda funny how it's shoved in our faces. I do not expect to see "White Entertainment Television" or "Straight Guys Network" any time soon, but I do see a bunch of channels aimed at gays, blacks, hispanics, etc. Where's my "WET"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 its hard to be a straight dude who is a close friend with a gay, just like its hard to be friends with a straight dude if you are a chick - wanting to bang the dude gets in the way not me wanting to bang the dude tho. the gay dude wanting to bang me./ nohomo now if youre the unnatractive to gays type, then its not a problem, but im pretty sure gays would want to get with me. See how its like a barrier to a close relationship? Same reason i can be all man-friendly with lesbians and its like one of the boys. With tits. I dont know what type gays go for, and even though I dont have a slayer shirt or anything, but im pretty sure gays would love me to run up in their cheeks / double nohomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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