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Spitfire15

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on the whole shouldnt be having babies tip

 

i was just listening to news radio and they told a story about a woman delivering a baby at home. it went a little something like this:

 

a woman's two teenage kids delivered her baby (first thing i thought was, ew.. all seeing your mothers vagina and shit) in the bathroom. the 9 year old called 911 to get the paramedics on their way and also called their dad to come home from his paper route. their 7 year old got a couple of towels wet to help with the birth (???) and surprisingly even the 2 year old stayed calm throughout this entire episode.

 

my dude. you have 6 kids right now and the job you have is "paper route"

 

you gotta be kidding me play boy, sew your wifes vagina up so i dont have to pay for any more of your kids.

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