Spitfire15 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/16/kentucky.oven.baby/index.html?hpt=P1 CNN) -- A Kentucky man high on marijuana and drunk on whiskey put his 5-week-old son in the oven Sunday and left him there overnight, police said. The oven door was slightly ajar, and the oven was not turned on. After smoking marijuana at the restaurant where he works as a cook, Larry Long, 33, returned home to share a fifth of whiskey with the baby's mother, Brandy Hatton, McCracken County Sheriff Jon Hayden said in a statement. Hatton had four or five shots and went to bed while Long finished the bottle, Hayden said. At 5:30 the next morning, Hatton awoke to the sound of the baby's cries coming from the oven. He had been in it for several hours, police said. Emergency crews responding to the scene transported the infant to a local hospital, where he was found to be unharmed. The incident was reported to authorities by a psychiatric facility that Long turned to when he learned what he had done, officials said. "He actually called a mental health crisis line immediately thereafter and told them that he had done this. And they contacted us," Hayden said. Police arrested Long and charged him with first degree wanton endangerment. He is being held on bail of $10,000. Long blamed his actions on the marijuana, which he believes was laced with a hallucinatory agent, officials said. Authorities have removed the baby from its mother's care and awarded emergency custody to members of her family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 what in the world is the world coming to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 "california cheesburger" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Man, he didn't even turn the oven on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 all jokes aside though...dude is a fucktard and should not get his kid back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 oh thank god. i thought this thread was gonna tell me spitfire's having a baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 that was my worry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I AM MOTHERFUCKER was put into an oven as a child...and it was turned on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 smash baby, trash dude, cook wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Donnie Darko Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 The question everybody wants to know: Is the baby Jewish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allah Snackbar Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 CNN is trustworthy real shit 100% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 oh god man, i thought you were having a kid. i was worried about the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 AND he snitched on himself. smh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 is this real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 yeah man thats real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 -- A Kentucky man high on marijuana and drunk on whiskey put his 5-week-old son in the oven Sunday and left him there overnight, police said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 smash baby, trash dude, cook wife :lol: :lol: :lol: "Baby, if you don't like your dinner, puffpuffpuff, you cough cough can be dinner" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Egor Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 That is fair fucked up. cant have been that hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 reminds me of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 come on he didn't even turn the fuckin thing on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 oh god man, i thought you were having a kid. i was worried about the world. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted March 17, 2010 Author Share Posted March 17, 2010 I has the deceiving thread titles. ke ke keeeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 what in the world is the world coming to? This is nothing. Wait until the type of shit you start hearing about when you turn seventeen. No really though, some people just shouldn't have kids. I'm willing to bet the parents don't have a whole set of teeth between them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 PEOPLE NAMED BRANDY fucking hicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 MCRACKEN LOLZ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Sad thing is the babies parents suck....the paramedics had to take the child to the hospital just to make sure the baby was ok even though the oven had never been on....AND the kid might end up in a foster home for the rest of its life that might actually have a worse environment and/or treatment than what it would get with its own parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 As I creep, picture every human that I seek Slabs of human meat Cause my kids gotta eat I lives kinda deep, dark, up in tha cut Where niggas load nines, and barrel-fuck a slut Nigga, what? You ain't even seen me in my prime Eatin' baby brains, baby veins, baby spines I know they be cryin' when I'm cuttin' off the neck I'm peelin' off the skin for some bacon-fried croquettes Baby villain spine, that baby-killin' mind A fifth-pound of gin cause I know I'm doin' time So catch me now before I do my next crime My kids' gotta eat, somebody's baby's on the line, nigga Guess what daddy's bringin' home for supper Nigga nuts and guts and slabs of human meat, motherfucker Now eat! Cause daddy's workin' hard for you, real, huh? Killas run around everyday that's why I'm hard for you, nigga! Now eat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 hovercat to the rescue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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