zebradrips Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 i love new york but this is one thing i really miss about the south. smoking ciggies and drinking in the late afternoon, congregatin' with the neighbors. and now i live in a big apartment building so i don't even have a roof. i'm gonna be pale as shit this summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Thats thread making me bummed. I want to get back home and just sit around with a cooler with some br0's and shoot the shit. Or sit on a dock with some rods and reels and just put some shiners out.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 porch action 30min ago: reuben nom nom nom porch view: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 That looks like one huge fucking Cola top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 The homie has the best porch around We bring out the tv every now and then to throw down some xbox while the day/night goes by Chillin on the back seat of a car, on the porch Fire pit 15 ft away Located behind a grocery store Gas station 2 blocks down Its a celebration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Might i also add my appreciation for minimarts/convenience stores with the one troll female cashier always there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 this rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elRey Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 one of the best days in awhile started st. patty's day right with some drinkin on my homies porch on one of the nicest weather days in a minute. went and painted the chill spot afterwards. bout to go drink more. the homies the beverages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 not even funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 one of the best days in awhile started st. patty's day right with some drinkin on my homies porch on one of the nicest weather days in a minute. went and painted the chill spot afterwards. bout to go drink more. the homies the beverages What fucking decade are living in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 1996 apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquorsick. Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 probably the best place to be while drinking. attempt getting numbers from random bitches, people to fuck with, chain smoking.. ahhh perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elRey Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 notice the sixth paw on that kittie happy st. patty's day and here is to a good season of porching! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Steady porching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headaches Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 i never had a porch, but in high school we use to go to my boys house and chill on his front porch and drink and grill and all that. only shit was he lived in like a neighborhood, so moms was always walking their kids and dogs and shit. got a lot of mean mugs our way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infamousscribbler Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Might i also add my appreciation for minimarts/convenience stores with the one troll female cashier always there. Also great. If it's within drunken stumble distance, even better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 ^ fuckin a i lived in a rad/shitty house for a few years in downtown eugene that had an ill porch with a couch, and was across the st from a deli that sold 2$ pints of good-good beer all day long. very very awesome. the only thing that sucks about having a couch on your porch is all the random drunken retards it attracts that think they can sleep on your porch-couch. fuck you. get your own porch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 bout to go drink by the train tracks. a little better than the porch in my soggy brain. whiskey. beers. hopefully some train roll by and give me something to break bottles on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 KGP always tried to get me into drinking on the train tracks, but it's just not my steez at all. I've come to realize over the last year or so that I'm alot different from most of my friends haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 There is something soothing and tranquil about drinking by the tracks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I mean don't get me wrong, I'll have a few beers if I'm already painting the tracks, but I won't go down there specifically for that purpose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted March 19, 2010 Author Share Posted March 19, 2010 ^ fuckin a i lived in a rad/shitty house for a few years in downtown eugene that had an ill porch with a couch, and was across the st from a deli that sold 2$ pints of good-good beer all day long. very very awesome. the only thing that sucks about having a couch on your porch is all the random drunken retards it attracts that think they can sleep on your porch-couch. fuck you. get your own porch. the porches i drank on and slept on in portland with the couches ended up having rat infestation living in the couches..... fuckin a, i passed out many times and slept all night on these nasty couches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted March 19, 2010 Author Share Posted March 19, 2010 heres my current PD steeze, photos taken today... wicker rocking chair rocking the old milwaukee..... no foot traffic but here is my view i do see airplanes all day long, im directly in the landing path the airport is only a few miles away (usually they fly directly overhead) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 lil view off my deck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneekatoke Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 cupbeer? if you're porch drinkin its gotta be mouth-to-can style... porch drinkin and trackside drinkin are the bidness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 ALL convenience stores in Seoul sell booze 24/7 and most have a porch or at the very least some lawn chairs out front for you to chill on and booze down. So awesomely cheap and the girl watching can't be beat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 porch drinkin was my shit back in detroit, but here in brooklyn it's all about rooftop drinking. I remember in college my roommate was smashin it with this stupid broad who didn't understand that the term "porch monkey" was racist and would use it a lot in inappropriate situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Randal Graves: Since when did porch monkey suddenly become a racial slur? Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago! Randal Graves: Oh, bullshit! My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey all the time when I was a kid because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors! Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur! It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike! Randal Graves: Oh, it is not. Plus, my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid she told me to always treat the Jewish kids with the utmost respect, or they'd put the sheni curse on me. Dante Hicks: What the fuck, man? Randal Graves: What? Dante Hicks: Sheni's a racial slur, too! Randal Graves: Oh, it is not. Dante Hicks: Yes, it is! Randal Graves: She never called any Jews 'sheni', she just used to say sheni curse a lot. It was cute! Dante Hicks: It wasn't cute! It was racist! Randal Graves: I disagree, man, she was just an old timer, that's the way people talked back then! Didn't mean they were racist... Although my grandmother did refer to a broken beer bottle once as a nigger knife... You know, come to think of it, my grandmother was kind of a racist. Dante Hicks: You think? Randal Graves: Well,I still don't think porch monkey should be considered a racial term. I mean, I've always used it to describe lazy people, not lazy black people! I think if we really tried, we could re-claim it, and save it. Dante Hicks: It can't be saved, Randal! The sole purpose for its creation, the only reason it exists in the first place, is to disparage an entire race! And even if it could be saved, you can't save it because you're not black! Randal Graves: Well listen to you! Telling me I can't do something because of the color of my skin! You're the racist! I'm taking it back, you watch! [customers enter] Randal Graves: Hey, what can I get for you, you little porch monkey? [beat] Randal Graves: Its cool, I'm taking it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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1988 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Don't mind if I do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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