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The homie has the best porch around

We bring out the tv every now and then to throw down some xbox while the day/night goes by

Chillin on the back seat of a car, on the porch

Fire pit 15 ft away

Located behind a grocery store

Gas station 2 blocks down

Its a celebration

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one of the best days in awhile

 

started st. patty's day right with some drinkin on my homies porch on one of the nicest weather days in a minute. went and painted the chill spot afterwards. bout to go drink more.

 

the homies

 

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the beverages

 

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one of the best days in awhile

 

started st. patty's day right with some drinkin on my homies porch on one of the nicest weather days in a minute. went and painted the chill spot afterwards. bout to go drink more.

 

the homies

 

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the beverages

 

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What fucking decade are living in?

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i never had a porch, but in high school we use to go to my boys house and chill on his front porch and drink and grill and all that. only shit was he lived in like a neighborhood, so moms was always walking their kids and dogs and shit. got a lot of mean mugs our way.

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^ fuckin a

 

i lived in a rad/shitty house for a few years in downtown eugene that had an ill porch with a couch, and was across the st from a deli that sold 2$ pints of good-good beer all day long. very very awesome. the only thing that sucks about having a couch on your porch is all the random drunken retards it attracts that think they can sleep on your porch-couch. fuck you. get your own porch.

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^ fuckin a

 

i lived in a rad/shitty house for a few years in downtown eugene that had an ill porch with a couch, and was across the st from a deli that sold 2$ pints of good-good beer all day long. very very awesome. the only thing that sucks about having a couch on your porch is all the random drunken retards it attracts that think they can sleep on your porch-couch. fuck you. get your own porch.

 

the porches i drank on and slept on in portland with the couches ended up having rat infestation living in the couches..... fuckin a, i passed out many times and slept all night on these nasty couches.

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heres my current PD steeze, photos taken today...

 

 

 

 

wicker rocking chair rocking the old milwaukee.....

 

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no foot traffic but here is my view

 

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i do see airplanes all day long, im directly in the landing path the airport is only a few miles away (usually they fly directly overhead)

 

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porch drinkin was my shit back in detroit, but here in brooklyn it's all about rooftop drinking.

 

I remember in college my roommate was smashin it with this stupid broad who didn't understand that the term "porch monkey" was racist and would use it a lot in inappropriate situations.

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Randal Graves: Since when did porch monkey suddenly become a racial slur?

Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago!

Randal Graves: Oh, bullshit! My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey all the time when I was a kid because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors!

Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur! It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike!

Randal Graves: Oh, it is not. Plus, my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid she told me to always treat the Jewish kids with the utmost respect, or they'd put the sheni curse on me.

Dante Hicks: What the fuck, man?

Randal Graves: What?

Dante Hicks: Sheni's a racial slur, too!

Randal Graves: Oh, it is not.

Dante Hicks: Yes, it is!

Randal Graves: She never called any Jews 'sheni', she just used to say sheni curse a lot. It was cute!

Dante Hicks: It wasn't cute! It was racist!

Randal Graves: I disagree, man, she was just an old timer, that's the way people talked back then! Didn't mean they were racist... Although my grandmother did refer to a broken beer bottle once as a nigger knife... You know, come to think of it, my grandmother was kind of a racist.

Dante Hicks: You think?

Randal Graves: Well,I still don't think porch monkey should be considered a racial term. I mean, I've always used it to describe lazy people, not lazy black people! I think if we really tried, we could re-claim it, and save it.

Dante Hicks: It can't be saved, Randal! The sole purpose for its creation, the only reason it exists in the first place, is to disparage an entire race! And even if it could be saved, you can't save it because you're not black!

Randal Graves: Well listen to you! Telling me I can't do something because of the color of my skin! You're the racist! I'm taking it back, you watch!

[customers enter]

Randal Graves: Hey, what can I get for you, you little porch monkey?

[beat]

Randal Graves: Its cool, I'm taking it back.

 

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