Crocodile Tears Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 dude is for optimum balance, trust c'mon son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Long boards = gay. \] http://www.break.com/index/three-men-one-death-wish.html haters gonna hate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 CHEETO FOOTED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Ignorance is bliss. Jus sayin. People hate on longboard surfboards too. I don't understand. Isn't it about having fun? /doesn't own a longboard of either type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 the only acceptable form of longboarding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I saw smolik do a 360 flip on a long board shit was nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 mongo foot= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 SHIT-FOOT Also, I once saw a longboarder break his ankle. Great day. Anyone ever heard that "long boards are wrong boards" song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Nah but sounds pretty punkrawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I just feel like there is no point in owning a longboard other than to use it as a cop out. I mean 99% of them aren't bombing hills doing 45mph, they're being posers for the most part. If you're just "cruising" there is no advantage at all except the douchebag poser excuses, fuck that "it's more stable" bullshit. Get a normal set up and be at one with your scared self, it still works better than a 20 pound pile of excuses. Should you one day decide to break out of being a pussy and try something, you'll be ready also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 In my experience, all of the kids who couldn't do a simple kick flip got a long board and tried to make simply skating down the block cool. When in reality, they were just too lazy to practice and too scared to scrap their knee. I had three friends like this. They never got into longboarding, but they were either too stupid or too pussified to man up and learn how to ollie. It was pathetic. Kids that started months after them were peeling around with us and these motards were just trying to do stand still ollies. That shit should take you a day or two to learn, max. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 This thread is so god damned ridiculous. I can't even read this spew because it's fucking obvious that a lot of you have no idea what you're talking about. All aboard the hate train. There are rippers who can do a whole plethora of tricks on longboards. Just because you live in motherfucking Kansas and don't see it happening. Ya'll niggas think the rest of us aint got it going on huh. (Picture me rollin' on a Sector 9 Luke Nosewalker, wearing flip flops, AA matching shorts and collar-popped T. With a white belt and white sunglasses stylin on my fauxhawk. Soul arching downtown) Umad on this whole thread. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical ali Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 "Picture me rollin' on a Sector 9 Luke Nosewalker, wearing flip flops, AA matching shorts and collar-popped T. With a white belt and white sunglasses stylin on my fauxhawk. Soul arching downtown" i can picture that,but picturing you olling is a stretch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I also drive a white on white M3 with a phat Independent decal across the back window to get to all my skate spotz. What now bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Do you hang ten on your M3 as well? How many boards you ollie in your M3 br0? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 :lol: :lol: ... :lol: (Pictured in the middle. Stylin on the hood of my other car.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 "Picture me rollin' on a Sector 9 Luke Nosewalker, wearing flip flops, AA matching shorts and collar-popped T. With a white belt and white sunglasses stylin on my fauxhawk. Soul arching downtown" i can picture that,but picturing you olling is a stretch :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I saw smolik do a 360 flip on a long board shit was nuts like i said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Me and my gnar-bros are heading out to bomb hills on the UC Berkeley campus right now. I'll be doing my shred moves to the sound of Slightly Stoopid and Pepper on my 240 gig Ipod. Until next time. HATERS GONNA HATE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical ali Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 chadboarders 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Longboarding is gay. Getting off your board to negotiate a curb is fucking whack dude. I'll bomb down a hill on my 30 inches no problem. And do me a heelflip just to keep the hunnies watchin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 ^ No. Just no. Definitely wouldn't be keeping up with me anyways. Shit just aint happening blud, and I've bombed hills with some of the best of 'em. On regular boards as well as longer ones. But anyways, it's the age old argument that will never be settled. There are similar rivalries between surfers. Shortboarders hate longboarders and vice-versa. I find it funny though, that another man chooses to clown on how the other one gets down in such a way. Like... really? You mad because I'm having fun? You can't be seen in public on a board over 40 inches? F'real? You're seriously that concerned and egotistical about the whole thing? Worried way the fuck to much about what other people think of you... oh wait that's right. Your cool skater-boi poser front might take a hit huh. (Not directed strictly at you Earl. The thread in General though) Lots of you fucks would (and probably) have had mad fun cruising around town on a LB. But, apparently you have some sort of reputation to uphold that bars you from experiencing another very valid form of the activity you supposedly enjoy and partake in so much. I figure it's just one more board in my quiver. Another option. I've never been a fan of limiting myself. But then again I've been at this shit since way before it was ever the trendy thing to do. And I'll be doing it after. Ch0 is so anti... that's why I love it. And hate it. You niggas don't realize that by not jumping on the bandwagon sometimes, you're actually jumping right on the fucking bandwagon. For instance, in Ch0 now it is trendy to hate on longboarding. Which is a trend in itself. So god damned hipster it's sickening. Follow on my nigs. I got my own steez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 It aint soo much the board, but the "people" who are usually associated with them. nerds, and my ego as a regular skater was in no way interested in hangin with those people. As "cool" as is it to be a skater now, in the 90's we where already the outcasts. so yea, dont stand next to me if your board is over 40 inches. lol youre crampin my style and the girls are already walkin away from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 matter of fact, your comments is alil too close to mine. please move. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 they opened a longboard shop on my block in brooklyn, I saw some guy fall off his stupid longboard today and it was hilarious. Chicks def. don't dig em. normal skateboarding 4 lyfe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 longboards are gay as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 LOL, it's soo funny, they've NEVER been cool, no matter if you drive a M3. Hoolah hooping with a pogo stick and a duncan yoyo with fruit boots on is still cooler then riding down front street on a long board, stopping, picking it up at the side walk and then walking down the sidewalk. haha, how many times have i seen that? pickin up one of them things looks like youre flipping over a sea turtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UDZFtk9sL4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 It aint soo much the board, but the "people" who are usually associated with them. Heh. I tried to cover this sort of misdiagnosed stereotype with the whole 'I rock a white belt, flip flops, white sunglasses, soul-arching past the coffe shop downtown' thing. Sarcasm. I've met many people from many different walks of life, longboarding various spots, cities, and countries. And I couldn't say that there was any one common trait between them - except that they enjoyed and at times took seriously; skating down a motherfucking hill on a sick ass board (which happened to be over 40 inches), Randall 2's, the slickest bearings and the rolliest of wheels. It's always cheaper than a season pass at Heavenly right? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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