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Guest WebsterUno

Ladies, youre gonna hate me!

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Guest WebsterUno

This morning, I broke up with my

Ladyfriend, because she didnt iron

my shirt, and make me breakfast

lke she said she would. ;)

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Guest WebsterUno

*hold up*

 

Theres more to it, Ill explain in a minute…

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Guest WebsterUno

*heh heh*

 

Im sure tease can agree with me.

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

But I dont think what I did was right.

I feel this feeling in me right now. I

think its guilt. See, last night, I had her

picked up. She was brought over in my

limo* and she was promised a ride home

that night. I got sleepy, so I said just chill

here, Ill take you home in the morn. She

says cool, and we sleep. Before we sleep

shes talkin about, "do you want me to make

you some breakfast?" I say "sure!" Then

she offers to iron my shit, and I say, "alright!"

She adds, "OK, just wake me up, and Ill

hook it up." Alright. So morning comes,

I get up, early, because she lives cross-town,

and Shit-Shower-Shave blah blah…I get out

and shes snoring her ass off. I say, "Hey,

get up, and get ready, we got to go." So I

figure fuck it, she aint going to do nothing.

We start to leave, and she says, "your pants

look wrinkled!" Then I say, "Well, HELLO!"

"I have time, but I got to drive 15 mins in the

opposite direction, and 15 mins BACK!" So

then she starts hootin and hollarin, "well,

YOURE the one that didnt wake me up!" See,

shes the type that wants everything done for

her, and gets pissed if she doesnt get her

way. But if I want something done, and she

doesnt do it, its all good, I just have to deal

with it. If I dont like it, too bad. Shes got that

Ms. Thang attitude. So I tell her, "fuck it, fine,

go find some other simp to take you to the Insolence show tonight. Then she says, "cool,

thats not a problem!" I say, "oh really!", "Well

then, fuck you!" I take her home, like a

simp, and shes telling me Im fucked up. Now,

what Im wondering is, was that fucked up on

my part, or hers. I would have left it alone,

but she had to say I looked wrinkled, its like

throwing gas in a fire. I know I shouldnt expect

that, but she expects alot, and I feel shit

should be equal. Am I wrong?

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Guest WebsterUno

*blang blang*

 

yeah, they look like shit,

someone just told me,

"Damn, did you sleep in yo SHIT?!"

My shirts cool, my pants are fucked.

Its not about the pants really, its

her 'tude. Im just getting sick of her

ME ME ME attitude. If only you knew.

My cousin wanted to slap her once.

Of course I stopped him.

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Don't know the girl, so I won't make a judgement.

 

As for your pants though, girl did say wake her up and you didn't. I probably would have branded you ass with that iron or something.

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Guest WebsterUno

*whooooaaa, It aint my fault!*

 

"Did I do THAT?" -Mystical and Silkk

 

 

 

hahahahahahahahahahaha…I knew you

guys would say that. (D-n-B) Im an asshole.

Should I apologize?

I really hate being the simp.

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Even if your right, your always wrong with women. You can't win, face it. Kiss and make up and tell her your sorry about everything and it was all your fault.

 

But if it was something over a little more serious then try and stand your ground and turn it round on her, even if its your fault. I love a good argument. The sex after is great.

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

SIMP means a SUCKAH!

 

See, thats what Im talking about! I dont know if all girls do that, or if

its just her. She get pissed when I dont do for her, but Im supposed to

be cool when she doesnt feel like doing something. Example: I drive

over to her house almost daily, one night its raining cats and dogs. I just

got off work, late as usual. She has no car right now, cuzz hers broke down.

She says she's feelin saucy, and wanted me over there NOW! I tell her,

"damn baby, its late, Im tired, and its raining." She gets all pissy cuzz

I wont go over. She starts saying that Im a dick for not going. I tell her

that its dangerous to drive late at night, especially when its raining hard.

She said that was a lame excuse. Mind you, I was just over there for three

nights in a row. I wanted to rest. No, shes jones'en, so Im a dickhead.

She lives kinda far, and I dont like drinving late, especially after some

good lovin. I got tired last time and almost fell asleep behind the wheel.

I told her that, and she says, "blah blah, poor excuse!" I know you (tease)

might have gone, but I work alot, and that gets tiring. Plus Ive been going

over there alot. She says shes getting another ride, but shes saving money

to go to Amsterdam first, then she'll worry about her car. So Im like, "does

mean Im gonna play taxi until youre good and ready to get a g-ride. I dont

care if she sports a hooptie, just get a car. You know? I drive a V8 and shit

is getting expensive, gas price$ are going lower, but shit.

See, thats what I have to put up with. She just wants it all her way. I like her,

cuzz she understands me, and doesnt trip about things like me living in

the ghetto, and me writing. She been to the yards with me, and shes supportive

about my artwork. But the 'tude gots to go! I tell her, and she just replies,

"Bitch with a capitol B!"

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sounds like you dumped her for a petty reason but maybe it was a little more than that. maybe there were little things like this that added up to one big thing that just pissed you off so you decided to dump the bitch.

but man if its only been one day and you feel bad go to her house say your sorry do whatever it takes and im sure shell except your apology...

 

but whatever.... ... .. .

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Guest WebsterUno

say hello to the badguy!

 

ok, let me shed some light.

Im from the hood. This is my first

relationship, where I actually give

a shit. Im trying to be cool, but

"I aint the one!" Ive been played

once, and thats it, I wont let it

happen again. So my guard is up.

Ive been with her for a while.

I just dont know what to do. Should

I dump her, I really didnt, but I

wanted to, I just told her to fuck off.

Like I said, I dont like simpin.

The dogg in me says fuck her, but

the man in me says I did wrong.

Fuck I wish some of you understood me.

I dont think you know what I mean.

See, I have never actually been with

a girl, just 'seeing them', naw mean.

Except my baby momma, but thats over.

Now I feel like just being a player

and forgetting about being a nice guy.

Nice guys finish last.

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Guest WebsterUno

wheres mero when you need him. :(

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Guest got tha feva

Webster, I hear a lot of stories about fucked up girls with attitudes from guys who have a case of the love bug and are sick of getting walked all over. I'll admit, usually the girl is straight up using the guy as a tool to get things they need... but for some reason it doesn't sound like that's what your girlie's doing. I think she genuinely likes you & enjoys your company, she spends three nights in a row with you then begs you to come be with her in the middle of the night? If she didn't like you she'd be the first one wanting the break, and seeing you wouldn't be that important. Anyway, I have an attitude like that sometimes. Not because I expect anyone to do anything for me, but because I hate when people do something for me then whine about it later on. I'm sure she has other rides but wants you to take her places as an excuse to see you and hang out. If you're feeling used, then you're just giving too much. Simple as that.. it's not that she's giving too little (we all do what we can, right?). You feel resentment towards her because you've overextended yourself. Take a little breather, get some rest, and reevaluate what you have to give.. and what she offers you in her own way.

 

Personally, I like when other people have attitudes. As long as they aren't intentionally dicks about shit... It makes things a lot more interesting than someone who just does whatever you want or say, and doesn't have a mind of their own to speak.

 

 

Just my opinion.

PruDE

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Re: *believe*

 

Originally posted by WebsterUno

But I dont think what I did was right.

I feel this feeling in me right now. I

think its guilt. See, last night, I had her

picked up. She was brought over in my

limo* and she was promised a ride home

that night. I got sleepy, so I said just chill

here, Ill take you home in the morn. She

says cool, and we sleep. Before we sleep

shes talkin about, "do you want me to make

you some breakfast?" I say "sure!" Then

she offers to iron my shit, and I say, "alright!"

She adds, "OK, just wake me up, and Ill

hook it up." Alright. So morning comes,

I get up, early, because she lives cross-town,

and Shit-Shower-Shave blah blah…I get out

and shes snoring her ass off. I say, "Hey,

get up, and get ready, we got to go." So I

figure fuck it, she aint going to do nothing.

We start to leave, and she says, "your pants

look wrinkled!" Then I say, "Well, HELLO!"

"I have time, but I got to drive 15 mins in the

opposite direction, and 15 mins BACK!" So

then she starts hootin and hollarin, "well,

YOURE the one that didnt wake me up!" See,

shes the type that wants everything done for

her, and gets pissed if she doesnt get her

way. But if I want something done, and she

doesnt do it, its all good, I just have to deal

with it. If I dont like it, too bad. Shes got that

Ms. Thang attitude. So I tell her, "fuck it, fine,

go find some other simp to take you to the Insolence show tonight. Then she says, "cool,

thats not a problem!" I say, "oh really!", "Well

then, fuck you!" I take her home, like a

simp, and shes telling me Im fucked up. Now,

what Im wondering is, was that fucked up on

my part, or hers. I would have left it alone,

but she had to say I looked wrinkled, its like

throwing gas in a fire. I know I shouldnt expect

that, but she expects alot, and I feel shit

should be equal. Am I wrong?

 

 

was she supposed to magically wake herself up?!?

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AND WHAT IS UP WITH YOU GUYS WHO PUT PRIVATE FIGHTS WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ON 12OZ?!?!?!?

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Originally posted by Iris

AND WHAT IS UP WITH YOU GUYS WHO PUT PRIVATE FIGHTS WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ON 12OZ?!?!?!?

 

Because they are mostly young and need advice. What better place than here?

 

As for webster, feva said it all. You need to sit down with that girl and tell her how you are feeling. Straight up, start with good shit, then go to the shit that's bothering, use the good things you left out and tell her that you guys need to work it out or you are out the door.

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Guest WebsterUno

I just told my supervisor, shes a women.

She slapped me, and called me sexist!

 

 

 

So I told her to to get in the kithcen

and make me a steak! ;)

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*heh heh heh*

 

Ok, Im going with feva's advice.

Ive seen the error in my ways.

I feel like a complete idiot, and a simp.

But Im giving in. damn you people.

Oh well, thanx for hearing me out.

Peace

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"So then she starts hootin and hollarin, "well,

YOURE the one that didnt wake me up!" See,

shes the type that wants everything done for

her, and gets pissed if she doesnt get her

way. "

 

 

sounds like you too dood....seems like a silly arguement and you shoulda woken her up....she did ask you too....its not like its her alarm clock....and if you say youre not gonna take her to the show then be prepared to get the fuck you back...kiss and make up...both of you can cook breakfast together...r

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Guest beardo

tease = 'kenny' from cant hardly wait.

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Guest 455

My ride gets like 5 miles to da gallon...hence the name "455".--shit gets kinda hectic sometimes.--but I don't trip..

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