KILZ FILLZ Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 you think he was serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 The closest I have come to crashing a party is leaving with the women. "THANKS GUYS, YOU HAVE FUN WITH THAT KEG, I'LL JUST TAKE THESE AND BE SEEING MYSELF OUT...NOW YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, YA HEAR?" Okay, okay...this was rarely plural in my case unless there was another event cracking nearby. After all, one drunk girl=three potential headaches. And I've done horrible- HORRIBLE- things at SF house parties. Bad things happen when you roll with ETB/US/BKF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Bad things happen when you roll with ETB/US/BKF. I was at some house party where somebody took a shit in the master bedroom. I'm pretty sure it was one of your homies. That shit was funny tho. Im a little disappointed i didnt think of that considering the bitch whose house it was kept acting like a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I make no excuses or apologies for the actions of others, since 99% of the time it's called for on some level. At times I feel somewhat bad for some of the things I did between 2001-2006, but since the statute of limitations has run out on (most of) that I'm feeling pretty good about getting away with my dirt. edit- I just remembered nearly punching the bartender out at the Uptown the other night...I was passing out in the bar early, but that had more to do with other physiological shit my friends weren't aware of...after all, they kept me out all day drinking when I really wasn't up to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 yinz n'at and myself got into a months worth of highjinx in one night that the end result was us throwing rocks at frat dudes who were throwing snowballs at us , and me smashing a 151 bottle on the steps of a library. cool story bro 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 The Uptown! I have embarrassed myself there many times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I have smoked crack in the doorway of the Uptown without repercussions in the distant past, so their new hard line attitude is kind of hard for me to grasp. Damn Mission transplants.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 That was one of the few times i stole shit from a house party, it never was my thing to rack shit from somebody's house I do remember on one occasion going to a house party on the same block where Robin Williams lives and raiding the liquor cabinet and finding 20 year scotch, pre-revolutionary Cuban rum, epic Mexican tequila and dom perignon. I was still in high school back then so i didnt really realize what i had stumbled upon so we went crazy and just chugged it like it was bottom shelf shit ...youth. i loved parties out in sea cliff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 What has this world come to when a man cant even take a hit of rock in a doorway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 i loved parties out in sea cliff seriously it doesn't seem like a party neighborhood at first but it cracks hard out there they know how to get down one time i went to a house owned by the founder of sharper image Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 i loved parties out in sea cliff Slinging dope in Sea Cliff was great...you could make three times your investment off of the right people, and that was just average as far as hustling went at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 haha alright so one time my friend gets off work and hits me up, saying he was driving home and some raging party was going on. i asked whose party it was and he said he didn't know,but wanted to check it out. so homeboy picks me up and head over, sure enough there's at least 50 cars and 6 or 7 crotch rockets out front. so we chill for a second then walk up to the garage(party in the back) within a minute or two some dude comes out and says "what are you doing here?" i answer "oh well steve said some party was here" dude goes"steve who?" i answer "fuck i dont know his last name dude he said he was out back" so after this dude is still being a dick and we clearly dont know who these kids are so we bounce to the park. So me and homie are chillin smoking and then i say something along the lines of lets crash their party... so just so happens theres a payphone nearby. we make a police call saying theres an awful lot of cars parked on said road and neighbors are complaining... we hang up and go back to the area and park, sure enough within 10 minutes its a fucking prison break scene with kids bouncing left and right and we just watch with some popcorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 You and your friends sound like a bunch of faggots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 haha alright so one time my friend gets off work and hits me up, saying he was driving home and some raging party was going on. i asked whose party it was and he said he didn't know,but wanted to check it out. so homeboy picks me up and head over, sure enough there's at least 50 cars and 6 or 7 crotch rockets out front. so we chill for a second then walk up to the garage(party in the back) within a minute or two some dude comes out and says "what are you doing here?" i answer "oh well steve said some party was here" dude goes"steve who?" i answer "fuck i dont know his last name dude he said he was out back" so after this dude is still being a dick and we clearly dont know who these kids are so we bounce to the park. So me and homie are chillin smoking and then i say something along the lines of lets crash their party... so just so happens theres a payphone nearby. we make a police call saying theres an awful lot of cars parked on said road and neighbors are complaining... we hang up and go back to the area and park, sure enough within 10 minutes its a fucking prison break scene with kids bouncing left and right and we just watch with some popcorn. So basically you're a snitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 i just dont like deadbeats boasting on the nets in a deadbeat fashion Having met me and seen me in action, I'm sure you can attest that my friends would never, ever get the treatment. And I'm about as grimy as this forum gets. Besides, I don't really fuck around these days. I'm too old to do some of the shit I used to do, I wouldn't be able to look at myself in the mirror anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I steal bucket paint from house parties. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 seriously it doesn't seem like a party neighborhood at first but it cracks hard out there they know how to get down one time i went to a house owned by the founder of sharper image pac heights too... shit, pac heights especially. too many mansion parties letting in the grimyest scumbags from across the city. like they didnt know that problems would occur. love that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I steal bucket paint from house parties. nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 we make a police call saying theres an awful lot of cars parked on said road and neighbors are complaining... we hang up and go back to the area and park, sure enough within 10 minutes its a fucking prison break scene with kids bouncing left and right and we just watch with some popcorn. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! that is not how you crash a party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 priorities find people taking shots meet three people in the first ten minutes so u can say your with them find ladies find beer and steal from stores not people, just my two cents 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 steal from stores not people, just my two cents ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 I remember once at a party that was thrown by a friend of mine, typical house party, his parents were out of town, the party was crack-in everybody was pretty hammered after an hour or so, my homeboy that threw the party had a pitbull named spuddy, really nice mellow dog. eventually some drunk chick was jacking off the fucking dog at the party, I bounced soon after. weirdest shit I ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tae Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 i left a mad party that was a stones throw from my house. i was blind drunk, and tried to run home. I fell almost immediately, and didnt put my hands out to stop the fall. My ear was bleeding now, and i proceeded to grab hold of a wheelie bin, which i ran with, as i could lean on it. bin smashed into a wall, and its contents and me were lying on the ground in a heap. i proceeded to pick up several used diapers from the trash pile, and hurled them at car windscreens the rest of the way home. the next morning when i went out, there were several shitty cars around the corner from my house. SHAME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tae Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 oh....at one house years ago one dude tooke a shit in the sugar bowl, covered it with sugar, put the spoon back in and left it in the kitchen. Pretty foul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 The crew and I liberated a shotgun from a house party once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 alright, i crept on your profile to look at your posts to come to my conclusion. you seem to be an overweight rapidly aging(receding hairline havin') faggot who trys to get down on people for their posts. just because you grew up in a play pen doesnt mean that EVERYONE gets on this forum to tell stories that arent true besides yourself. im not saying im some kind of hardass and im not bragging about those stories, my lifes awesome, i have two parents and a house over my head. BUT, everyone's allowed to wild out on the weekends, maybe discluding yourself because you'll be too busy mustering up a responce to my post in your room with your 3 cats. you pathetic trolling waste of life :lol: its really fucking impressive to crash a party with a bunch of unknonw ethnics and then break every window on the house cause they wanted your dodgy crew out. well done big guy. get your own party no shit. when ever i hear the term gatecrashing i imagine this from so many past events I steal bucket paint from house parties. from a house party once. [/color] me too. then mission it home through a retirement village getting chased by drug fucked cunts. 2 people, 10 litres of paint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 haha alright so one time my friend gets off work and hits me up, saying he was driving home and some raging party was going on. i asked whose party it was and he said he didn't know,but wanted to check it out. so homeboy picks me up and head over, sure enough there's at least 50 cars and 6 or 7 crotch rockets out front. so we chill for a second then walk up to the garage(party in the back) within a minute or two some dude comes out and says "what are you doing here?" i answer "oh well steve said some party was here" dude goes"steve who?" i answer "fuck i dont know his last name dude he said he was out back" so after this dude is still being a dick and we clearly dont know who these kids are so we bounce to the park. So me and homie are chillin smoking and then i say something along the lines of lets crash their party... so just so happens theres a payphone nearby. we make a police call saying theres an awful lot of cars parked on said road and neighbors are complaining... we hang up and go back to the area and park, sure enough within 10 minutes its a fucking prison break scene with kids bouncing left and right and we just watch with some popcorn. personally i would have stayed and caused trouble because thats how i roll when it comes to party time. but that shits funny too. fuck these lames up there complaining. i think 95% of the parties ive been to i had no idea whose party it was. which means i dont give a fuck...haha trouble maker foreva... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 pac heights too... shit, pac heights especially. too many mansion parties letting in the grimyest scumbags from across the city. like they didnt know that problems would occur. love that shit. ill meet you on fake street. take me to these parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 I steal bucket paint from house parties. bingo. if you go to enough parties in college neighborhoods, you'd know that the landlord keeps a stockpile in the basement ALL the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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