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My Shoelace Blues


I've tried and tried to tie you, shoe.

I've never done it yet.

A loop that flip-flops on the floor

Is as close as I can get.

I've practiced on spaghetti.

I've practiced on the mop.

I've practiced on my sister

Until she made me stop.

So here's the loop again, shoe.

I'll hold it with my thumb.

I'll wrap the other end around...

And yank it into bows.

It's done!


Make a teepee. Come inside.

Pull down tight so we can hide.

Around the mountain... here we go!

Here's my arrow. Here's my bow.


Criss Cross I am Tying My Shoes

(to the tune of "Splish Splash I Was Taking a Bath")


Criss Cross and go under the bridge,

Then you got to pull it tight.

Make a loop but keep a long tail,

That is how to do it right.

Then you take the other string,

and you wrap it 'round the loop.

Pull it through the hole,

Now you got the scoop.

Criss cross and go under the bridge,

Now you made a double knot!


You take one lace and make a loop.

Take the other lace and make another bunny ear.

Fold one under the other and there you go!

Tied shoes.

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