sausage party Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 My worst was when i was about eight and it was thanksgiving, i was running around without a shirt on being a nuisance when my dad was taking the turkey out of the oven. He dropped the turkey pan he was holding, and like a slow motion tidle wave, the shit hit me, i remember it like it happened two days ago. ended up getting third degree burns all over my waist (thank god i was wearing pants, i would not be feeling dick burns) and arms and shit. im good now but that shit sucked at the time. i ran around the playground with my stomach all wrapped up, lookin like a burrito n shit.. what is your worst/weirdest/most painful injury story? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 one time, i got so mad at the intenet that i fuckin i fuckin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Decyferon Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Fuck it rather than diss the thread I will try and contribute something When I was 17 I was riding a motorcross bike and I crashed it, I wasn't wearing a helmet. The bike slipped out from underneath me and I first flew threw a thorn bush ripping my face open then I smashed my head into a tree. I broke my cheekbone and it slipped down and needed surgery to replace, I broke my jaw and fractured it in 3 places, I had a gash about 4 inches across going through my eyebrow, luckily stopping before it reached my eye otherwise I would probably have lost the eye, I destroyed my sinuses on the right hand side of my face and fractured a vertaebrae in my back and dislocated a knuckle in my hand, along with the usual whiplash and all that. Luckily healed up real nice and all I have now is a scar going through my eyebrow and a real problem with my sinuses when I have a cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 shot in the shoulder during a drive by walking home from school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Attacked by a bear in Russia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 SWAMP IS GONNA DESTROY THIS THREAD /NO NUT JOCKIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 i stabbed myself in the leg with a chisel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Once in second grade I fell on the playground and got a booboo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Search function... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Yo, i got some bad stories... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 me and my brother took out this old 10sp for a cruise when we were shortys. we were at my grandmas visiting and theres a shitload of steep hills. i was riding on the back seat while my bro did the rest. we came down this big ass hill and i fell off the bike and got my leg caught in the spokes going full speed. my leg looked like bloody spaghetti, i walked the 2 miles back gushing blood allover. when i took my shoe off there was a pool of blood in it. shit hurts just thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I've seen some sick shit happen to other people, worst I ever got was a black eye for 6 months and 13 stitches in my face. I was on a genie lift and it wouldn't go back dow, leaned over the side a little to see WTF is the problem. Right when I leaned over the boom collapsed and came straight at my face too fast to dodge fully. Caught my cheek and ripped it open /nh and hit me so hard I had a black eye for 6 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 i was 10 years old and living in florida at the time, i was in summer camp and all they have in florida are cement pools i thought it was a good idea and dove into the shallow end of the pool broke my front teeth right off lesson learned; don't dive into the shallow end of cement pools Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacks Edwards Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 broke my ankle and leg mountain biking 4 months ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 when i was in high school, i was being a jackass on a trampoline and i came back down wrong and smashed my knee right into the bridge of my nose. it instantly started bleeding profusely from where it was broken but not from inside. even if i get hit in the face, my nose never bleeds. my friend's idiot bitch mom says to lay down on the ground and proceeds to pour first salt, then sugar into the wound to "help it clot." it burned and hurt like hell but i still went skating afterward. two weeks later i rebroke it in gym class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 so there i was, chilling in the crib. micropopping some redenbacher in the kitchy when i had this uncontrolable urge to turn up the volume on my tv aaaaand long story short as i walked to the remote, and this is the crazy part, I STUBBED MY TOE ON THE COFFEE TABLE no word of a lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I was painting with this fool injury and i slip in some nasty sewer doo doo water, reeked of raw ass and hobo urine. dude still gave me a ride to the station. also in the 6th grade i had to go get my math book from my homie's crib so i mashed down this huge hill to save time so i wouldnt miss dragon ball z, seat failure and fly off my bike while going very fucking fast... skid off half of my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 when we was teenagers we used steal cars for awhile. used to use dentpullers. one time baligerant drunk homeboy took it and speared it thru a bus stop window, ended up puttin his whole arm thru. dude severed main arteries n shit and had to have plastic surgery on the wounds amidst hundreads of stitches. he had a gauze arm from elbow down for months. we called him cuetip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I was painting with this fool injury and i slip in some nasty sewer doo doo water, reeked of raw ass and hobo urine. dude still gave me a ride to the station. also in the 6th grade i had to go get my math book from my homie's crib so i mashed down this huge hill to save time so i wouldnt miss dragon ball z, seat failure and fly off my bike while going very fucking fast... skid off half of my face. i never knew the DBZ story... serious business... i bet the NAA mold still has your ass imprint in it. that fall was hysterical. N/H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 SWAMP IS GONNA DESTROY THIS THREAD /NO NUT JOCKIN Nah, I don't have too much. I broke my leg basically in 2 pieces when I was a kid on the playground, was in traction for a month, and then a full body cast for 10, but I was so young I don't really remember it. Other than that it's mostly been getting hit in the head with shit. Fist, feet, bricks, bottles...bottle hurt the most I would say, although the beating which involved the brick was brutal. For all the horrible fights I've been in, and all the serious physical damage I've done to people, I'm lucky I haven't had alot worse happen to me though. Edit: I did get really fucked up painting a roof one time, completely forgot about that. I was like 15/16, and painting a billboard with two of my friends when shit went bad. Some lights in a house next door came on so one of my boys panicked and went running for the edge. On the way he tripped, pulled some power line out apparently, so the lights all started flickering around us. At this point my other friend jumped off, landed in a dumpster, and started moaning in pain. I got all bugged out and was sure cops would be there any second, so I went running full speed and basically Olympic hurdled off the roof...such a bad idea. It wasn't super high, and thankfully nothing REALLY bad happened, but I hit the ground, thought I broke both my legs, fell, smashed my head, and couldn't even think to stand up for a minute or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 ONE TIME I DID TOO MUCH COCAINE AND FUCKED UP ONE OF MY VALVES ON MY HEART Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 "Mom, I need to go to the hospital" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 When I was a kid I was doing backflips on my bed and flew off the side with my foot going directly into a book shelf hanging on the wall. The metal shelf bracket nearly cut off my big toe except it left a small piece of skin for it to dangle by. The doctors had to restrain me because I got super hostile, screaming, kicking and biting people. I told my parents and everyone in the room I hated them and would kill them. Doctor told my parents he never had to put somone that young in a jacket. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 i was a happy-go-lucky kid going real fast on my bike down a residential street lifted my legs to kinda chill them on the frame, you know - cruise control as soon as i did that, my right foot slipped & got stuck in got tangled/frontflipped w. bike to a wind-knocking bodyslam/whiplashed felt great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 got shot in the foot by 3 nails taped to a stick once, and also had horrible bruises from a car accident that was thought to be internal bleeding, but wasnt thankfully. i mean i've fallen off heights i wouldnt wanna fall from again, fractured my ankles and shit, but nothin too, too crazy. i suppose. tried to swing on a light fixture one time, tore it right out of the ceiling and it landed right on my head, causing me to get a few stitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 on & off skating injuries... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I've my wrists twice. Once playing basketball and the other time climbing over this wall to get my ball from the neighbors. I didn't wanna tell no one so I passed out watching TV and then was taken to the hospital. But the most fucked up thing was because of my sister. I was roller skating when my sister got the idea to pull me by rope while she rode her bike. We got going real fast when I hit a crack or some shit and used my face and arms to bring me to a full stop.. Haha.. Shit was gnarly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soul vice Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I've never had anything too terrible happen to me, nicked an artery once and broke some fingers. Although the other day I banged the shit out of my shin on a rusty ladder getting to a roof spot, shit got a giant lump and I still have some fucked up calcium deposits/huge dent there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I've my wrists twice. lolwut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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