TheShaneCo. Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 After dealing with a myriad of different races tonight at the bar. Straight up - white people are the only people that can handle their shit to any degree. I don't care what specific examples you can give - No one else can handle their booze. And yes, I am drunk as fuck, but my diction/vocabulary is still reasonably acceptable. Someone prove me wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 you need some hakim in your life http://www.lovelorn.tk/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 not attempting to prove you wrong, but asain people can get slammed. Theyre pretty serious about the drink. Edit: Have you seen a native american drink before? Or a mexican? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted March 9, 2010 Author Share Posted March 9, 2010 Addendum - All other races can smoke more weed than white people. White people can't handle their weed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 "the color of my skin proves that I can drink more than you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 white people make less noises in movie theaters... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 this is true..and white people dont know how to riot in urban areas properly either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Addendum - All other races can smoke more weed than white people. White people can't handle their weed. ........................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 this is true..and white people dont know how to riot in urban areas properly either white people dont exist in urban areas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted March 9, 2010 Author Share Posted March 9, 2010 Asians, Indians, American Indians, Eskimos, Mexicans, Blacks. No one can just sit down, take shots, and shut up like white people can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 white people dont exist in urban areas and a black person could never be president Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 at this altitude i never know when i'm going to be able to handle my shit or end up fall down drunk i'll put you under the table at sea level no problem no homo i'm extremely white. yes irish. but the same can be said for most of the booze hounds i kick with regardless of race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 white people suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 white people suck not at swimming 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Asians, Indians, American Indians, Eskimos, Mexicans, Blacks. No one can just sit down, take shots, and shut up like white people can. the people you drink with sound boring as fuck sit down, shut up and take shots? where's the fun in that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 filipino's can drink in my experience. and hardcore africans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 It probably has to do with genetics. I'm white Aussie with an Irish background and a family tree full of alcoholics. I can drink myself sober without acting like a complete retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 australian teenagers vs american teenagers. yall dont want it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 No matter what Im doin in my life I'm always bartending on the side, and yes whities are the best boozers for a NUMBER of reasons. p.s.....Asians are the WORST!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 swindle i think its the american propensity towards light beers i only know one dude who drinks light beers, and he's a queermo so he gets a pass on that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 australians and brits can drink forever, not dissing americans but I would say between the 3 nations it would be between the UK and australia for heaviest drinkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 swindle i think its the american propensity towards light beers i only know one dude who drinks light beers, and he's a queermo so he gets a pass on that hahaha seriously though no one drinks light beer in australia except yuppies and dads who have to "watch their weight" (aka if he has one more drunken fight with the wife shes leaving him) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Well...we ARE Australians and Brit and everything else that is supposedly big drinkers (Irish, Itai, Russian, Indians) BUT with years of American indulgence. So...no Fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beartrapper25 Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 this is true..and white people in America dont know how to riot in urban areas properly either fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 I'm White. Everytime I get smashed I piss all over my house. One time I was drunk sleepwalking and I pulled the pillow out from my wifes head and put it in the washing machine, started the fucker up and then went back to bed. A-YO! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 White people get they drink on so hard they make the Asians so mad that they get all red in the face about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 I DONT KNOW B, I SEEN MY UNCLES SIT DOWN WITH THOSE LITTLE MINI KEGS OF BRUGAL AND PUT AWAY A BUNCH OF THOSE SHITS BETWEEN 4 DUDES. PLAY DOMINOES AND TALK SHIT, THEN GET UP, SHAKE HANDS AND DRIVE HOME LIKE SHIT WAS A LEMONADE BABY TEA PARTY. I WENT OUT WITH MY WHITE BOY HOMIES FOR ST. PATRICKS DAY AND ENDED UP CARRYING A COUPLE OF MY NIGGAS IN THEY DOOR, ONE OF WHICH ENDED UP PISSIN IN HIS CLOSET, THEN WALKIN ACROSS THE STREET AND GETTING IN HIS NEIGHBORS CAR (WHERE THE COPS FOUND HIM THE NEXT MORNING) FOR NO REASON. SHIT IS ALL RELATIVE BUT I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, THE ONLY NIGGAS I SEE GET MEGA PASS OUT BLACK OUT FALLIN ALL OVER THE PLACE PICKIN FIGHTS DRUNK ARE WHITE DUDES. EVERYBODY ELSE JUST DRINK THEYSELF TO SLEEP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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