Dark_Knight Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 jerking off is weird. get laid in real life. its better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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blood fart Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 I buy sandwiches and books. Both rule so much more than sex toys. Unless you are into food sex, then a sandwich can serve dual duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 jerking off is awesome. Fixed. But yeah, I've never actually even been into a sex shop, so I'm not sure who the people are that buy this shit. I mean, I watch mad free porn, and I've payed for blowjobs and whatnot before, so I'm somewhat of a sexual deviant myself, but the shops are a mystery to me. Also, with twinky's recent power posting and my serious decline in usage, I think it's fair to say he is the new 12oz posterchild for cocaine abuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 I went into a sex shop with a girl i knew one night and there were three fat black army girls in there looking at giant dildos. Nothing got bought. I didn't get to fuck the girl I went with. I should have bought a pocket pussy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 i've bought a few things in the past. i have a box under the bed with handcuffs, lube, condoms, zipties, massage oil, a "massager", and a few other odds and ends. also if your girl likes getting spanked, home depot paint stirring sticks are great for paddling an ass. kinky sex is fun motherfuckers!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nsmbfan Posted March 2, 2010 Author Share Posted March 2, 2010 I've spent plenty of money on this kind of shit, I've had people buy it for me and I've known plenty of other people who spend money on it as well. Not DVD's so much...like its been said over and over...welcome to the internet. But the rest of that shit, yeah I know lots of people who do. I guess its more the norm for girls than guys. If I knew a guy with a pocket pussy I'd clown on him all day. yea i figured guys wouldnt drop dime on this shit, but girls do. i'll keep you in mind when the website launches, throw some gift certificates your way or something. to symbols: yea, 13 billion dollars is a lot for some dildos and strap ons. its a niche market too, because the only people spending money on sex stuff are people that have extra money to blow on sex stuff... or rich housewives lookin for new kicks, either way i want in on this racket. when i make my million, i will change my oontz name to DildoKing and laugh all the way to the bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted March 2, 2010 Author Share Posted March 2, 2010 I buy sandwiches and books. Both rule so much more than sex toys. Unless you are into food sex, then a sandwich can serve dual duty. i always imagined you having a rusty cunt incapable of penetration by any of todays standard sex tools. /nobeef maybe thats just me. i want a sandwich now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 porn is free. lube is free condoms are essentially free cockrings are overrated vibrators cockblock you im fucking a bi girl who owns a strap on..... send her to me swindle, i can help u out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 i went to a pleasure party with my girl a few days ago and they are selling these "mimi's" now for men... apparently u can jerk off with it then when your about to come, you pull the very end up it and it suctions up your penis n has a like "swallowing" feeling... hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 haha I use to live on the same block as the Hustler hollywood store, and they were open till 2 am, and I had a tendency to deal/do a lot of cocaine back then... so yeah, I bought some crazy shit for my no-homo drug sex dungeon that has been aired out on here for years. Im proud of my heritage. no pocket pussies or fleshlights tho, why would you want something to bust a nut in you cant throw away or kick out of your bed? Muhahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 now the real question: i know a lot of you went to juvie, ever make a fifi?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 nah man I couldnt jerk off in a room with another guy in it anyways /nohomo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 aha I remeber when you asked me about this stuff last year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 its only weird if youre ugly /nh otherwise, youre just "spicing things up" troof be mold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 i havent used a condom since the 90's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 If I needed it that bad I would just buy a prostitute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stresssack Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Nothing for myself, but ive bought or used toys with girlfriends lots of times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 If I needed it that bad I would just buy a $20 hj from an 18 yr old coke bitch in the vip room @ the strip club. *fxt* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 now the real question: i know a lot of you went to juvie, ever make a fifi?? Never. BUT, from being in a residential I am familiar w/ the fact that others have done this. In the absence of pussy in a restricted environment, people come up w/ some interesting McGyver fucking contraptions to stick their cock in :eek: :lol: . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 One of the new guys at work - been there about a month and told us the other day he fucking ordered a fleshlight off the internet. That shit left me thoroughly bugged out and it's bad enough he's a lazy fuck so now I just straight up have no respect left. Way to ruin your rep at a job in record time. I've never paid a cent to blow my load whether it was porn or pussy. Fuck all that noise. I don't like to pay for anything that is music, video or software and I haven't in 10 years except maybe 1 or 2 exceptions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Fixed. But yeah, I've never actually even been into a sex shop, so I'm not sure who the people are that buy this shit. I mean, I watch mad free porn, and I've payed for blowjobs and whatnot before, so I'm somewhat of a sexual deviant myself, but the shops are a mystery to me. Also, with twinky's recent power posting and my serious decline in usage, I think it's fair to say he is the new 12oz posterchild for cocaine abuse how have you paid for head and not been into a sex shop. paying for anything like that is funny to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 I've never paid a cent to blow my load whether it was porn or pussy. . same although im mad younger but still; if you can't convince a female that its a good idea to fuck you/suck your dilz then you aren't a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 toys, yes. porn, no. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM! Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 why wud anyone spend there money on porn and shit when its free? before the day of the internet i cud see somone spending money to get a playboy or huslter but those cud easily be stolen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 never paid for any of this shit, but i have been considering buying a playboy subscription, literally for the articles. im not saying the women arent a welcome feature, but the articles are pretty interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 the only time I ever ever ever paid for porn I gave a chick like 50$ and had her pick something out she liked. I did this a few times, its kinda a fun gme to see what she will come out with but for me? by myself? pay for porn? Im the bootleg king I dont pay for that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted March 3, 2010 Author Share Posted March 3, 2010 paying for porn is wack. but some people still do it. don't believe me? why do they have magazine racks still at the gas stations? somebody is buying them. somebody without the internet. as for toys, this is where it gets interesting. to some of these women, buying sex toys is like getting tattoos... nobody stops at one. i personally never bought any myself, but I've had some freaky chicks in the past that were collectors pretty much testify to this fact. i mean cmon, once you're ok with sticking foreign objects up your coo, you're pretty much game for the next biggest thing in orgasm creation, and thats where I'll step in lookin like this... on a side note, if anybody out there is into logo creation or illustration (think eSurance commercial style, but sexy) - PM ME. theres money in it for ya if you want work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Fund this shit - make it happen and I want 10% for the hot tip... Sexpo flirts with IPO to fund overseas drive March 3, 2010 - 2:50PM Sexpo could be listed on the Australian stockmarket before the end of the year, with organisers looking to fund an expansion into Europe and the United States. Sexpo general manager Rob Godwin believes the adult lifestyle exhibition has the potential to become one of the iconic Australian brands alongside Foster’s, Qantas and Vegemite. ‘‘It has become somewhat of a rite of passage for newly turned 18 year olds but also for couples,’’ he said today. ‘‘But why we are doing this potential float is the potential for Sexpo being an Australian brand around the world. http://www.smh.com.au/business/sexpo-flirts-with-ipo-to-fund-overseas-drive-20100303-pi6e.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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