Hayabusa Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 who pays for porn? fuuuuuuuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Sexpo general manager Rob Godwin believes the adult lifestyle exhibition has the potential to become one of the iconic Australian brands alongside Foster’s, Qantas and Vegemite. Sexpo is a pretty good name, but they should consider Vajemite too- Go Down Unda! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimps up hos down Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 what the fuck is a fifi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 how have you paid for head and not been into a sex shop. paying for anything like that is funny to me. Because I've been to strip clubs, massage parlors, etc etc. Paying for head IS funny, and usually goes down when I'm hammered drunk. It's fun to talk shit to them while they're doing it haha never paid for any of this shit, but i have been considering buying a playboy subscription, literally for the articles. im not saying the women arent a welcome feature, but the articles are pretty interesting. Whenever I take a shit at my parent's crib I end up reading my dad's Playboys...the articles really are interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 what the fuck is a fifi wiki: In prison slang, a "fifi" refers to an artificial vagina usually made by rolling a trash bag or condom inside of a towel, and using some sort of lubrication such as hand lotion.[1] *rubber gloves are often used as well now you know. and knowing is half the battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Yeah back when RI was awesome and you could legally get blown at strip clubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 TELL US ANOTHER STORY GRANDPA!!! OHHHHH BACK IN MY DAY AROUND HMMM TWOOOOOTHOUSAND AND SEVEN...*AWS* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 The good old days. I mean, if I find myself wasted in the strip club I'm sure it being illegal won't stop me, but still...won't be anywhere near as relaxing with the possibility of the boys kicking the door open on you haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 i aquired a fleshlight and i gave it to my ex. he says he fucked it twice and had to throw it away after two rounds with it. he siad it was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NeverBeenBetter Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 wiki: In prison slang, a "fifi" refers to an artificial vagina usually made by rolling a trash bag or condom inside of a towel, and using some sort of lubrication such as hand lotion.[1] *rubber gloves are often used as well now you know. and knowing is half the battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NeverBeenBetter Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Fixed. Also, with twinky's recent power posting and my serious decline in usage, I think it's fair to say he is the new 12oz posterchild for cocaine abuse he's still in his "its new and rad" stage.... not like our "blow lines and chill" stage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 I THINK IMA MEAKE ONE OF THEM NOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 I'm glad I never got bad with coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 he's still in his "its new and rad" stage.... not like our "blow lines and chill" stage Oh, to be young again :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wags Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 i love to go to the sex store with my home girls :] and then we go home and fuck each other with our vibrators and have pillow fights. :king: justttttt kidding. heh. :lol: but for real, sex stores/toys FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Funny you ask this. I checked out the fleshlight website yesterday. I wanted to get one sent to our director at work. A prick for a prick. But they were 70 bucks or some shit. More than I wanted to spend on a 'fuck you asshole hopefully he get's chewed out/fired for getting rubber vags sent to city hall." But then again a small price to pay if he gets fired or resigns in shame. Perhaps i'll buy a visa gift card and do that and possibly add in a subscription to playgirl or some raunchier fagmag. I would only buy dvds if I would go to a convention they got like 2$ DVD's. Mostly I would just burn them. /nh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Sex industry fears .xxx porn 'ghetto' ASHER MOSES March 11, 2010 - 11:28AM Comments 1 The adult industry is up in arms over a renewed push for a ".xxx" domain name, which they fear would be the first step towards segregating porn sites into a "ghetto". Proponents believe the new .xxx domain would create an online red-light district where porn sites can set up shop away from the wandering eyes of children and teenagers. Parents would be able to use the system to help block access to porn sites, though because its use would be voluntary, the ".xxx" suffix wouldn't keep such content entirely away from minors. Religious and other anti-porn groups worry that ".xxx" would legitimise porn sites, and the proposal has already been rejected three times since 2000. http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/sex-industry-fears-xxx-porn-ghetto-20100311-q03x.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudson Gibbs Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I bought a Pink one a week ago and it is very enjoyable :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Well sir, enjoy your dildo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 damn ancient bump. i wonder how pistol is doin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 boogie hands - wash afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 i put on a cock ring once with one of those little vibrators in it. the girlfriend liked it but i felt like i was wearing a tazer. not that popping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 42 minutes ago, AvramFaind said: I know it's quiet old, but have any of you had a situation when you met your mom at a sex store? I did... how would you react? No. We need this story, though. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 56 minutes ago, AvramFaind said: I know it's quiet old, but have any of you had a situation when you met your mom at a sex store? I did... how would you react? What are the chances? I met your mom at a sex store too. 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 29 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: What are the chances? I met your mom at a sex store too. Your face when you find how her mom is Bruce Jenner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 hour ago, lord_casek said: Your face when you find how her mom is Bruce Jenner my face when I hear what Bruce did to become Caitlyn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 On 5/6/2021 at 2:45 PM, AvramFaind said: I know it's quiet old, but have any of you had a situation when you met your mom at a sex store? I did... how would you react? Hey. So what’s up with the story? Did you follow your mom around so you could get an idea of what kind of nasty shit she’s into? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 On 3/2/2010 at 2:59 AM, |O__________o|-robojones said: my roomate has 3 fleshlights ,handcuffs, six vibrators,two buttplugs, 4 dildos, and i estimate he has bought at least 5 gallons worth of lube in the past year. he's split between buying an ibanez or a sybian this year though Ah shit that's my other screen name I couldn't remember. The roommate turned out to be an absolute slob who never washed his clothes and covered his room funk up with patchouli incense sticks her had burning 24/7. Final straw was him and one of his fuck buddies got stupid high on research 2cti chems and decided to cut a hole into a watermelon and have him fuck it to completion while the girl pissed all over him and shoved peeled banana in her vagina. I didn't even know wtf was happening for 3 hours cause I was in my room just vibing with headphones on painting pretentious abstracts on canvas , but when I walked out to get some water and make myself a sandwich ,they had his whole arsenal of toys in the living room... banana vagina mush and I have no idea what kinda liquids all over the couch and floor. Both of them just sat there on the floor ass naked full retard giggling unable to make coherent words. 2 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Copy that thank you Tim 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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