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Do you buy porn/sex toys/pocket pussies???

Have you ever/do you purchased sex toys or porn either online or in a store?  

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  1. 1. Have you ever/do you purchased sex toys or porn either online or in a store?

    • Yes, just as a joke/gag gift
      3
    • Yes, I have before, but don't usually
      15
    • Yes, I spend money on sex stuff regularly (porn dvds, lubes, vibrators, etc)
      5
    • No, porn is free this is the internet
      71
    • No, unless hookers count
      5
    • Tranny Hands and Pizza Sauce with a side of Ban-ola
      17


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Have you ever, or do you regularly buy... porn, dildos, butt plugs, DVDs, vibrators, lubes, strap ons, gimp suits, pocket pussies, synthetic girlfriends, synthetic urine for purposes other than drug testing, rubber fists, inflatable donkeys, or glow in the dark condoms.... FOR THE PURPOSE OF SEX?

 

or whatever the fuck you're into... do you spend money to enhance your sexual pleasure?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm doing market research, please answer poll honestly.

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im guessing only rich people/drug dealing housewives spend their money on this shit

 

the sex industry is a multi-billion dollar whore, and i want in on it. im curious to see who has, if anybody, bought some fucked up sex shit online or in some porn shop. i went to Krystals the other day and there were a lot of people in there, kinda made me laugh, all the usual lookin people interested in ass play DVDs and rubber cock rings.

 

odd shit i know, its late.

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porn is free.

 

lube is free

 

condoms are essentially free

 

cockrings are overrated

 

vibrators cockblock you

 

im fucking a bi girl who owns a strap on.....

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I've bought glow in the dark condoms before. I put it on, turned off the lights, turned around and told her to suck my lightsaber. Then i took it off and got proper brains and busted in her.

Cause i'm nasty like that.

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whoa, blue jeans guy gets up close and personal with dirty ankles guy for a few seconds there...

mucho sexual tension

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i always wondered what happened to him

too much oontzing boiled his biscuit, i dare say old bean

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im fucking a bi girl who owns a strap on.....

 

I like where this is going.

 

im so coked out its stupid.

 

I'm wired as well.

Ooontz is not refreshing fast enough.

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im so coked out its stupid.

 

and i raw dog sluts like its goin out of style!

 

shrug life ftw.

 

 

twinky you seriously need to lay off the coke my man.because im getting tired of hearing how much you enjoy doing it.

also who the fuck buys porn? niggas aint heard of the internet yet? its like 90% asian porn for christs sake.the rest is made up of pedophiles,computer geeks and people with no life..

actually that last sentence was pretty redundant but whatevs.

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I bought some dvds once.

Porn supermarkets in germany FTW.

Constantly buying artificial urine... !?!?

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It's a new show. Its premise is George seducing a developmentally challenged teenager.

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DOODS WHO THE FUUU USES A POCKET PUSSY?

 

 

If thats what your life has come to, take an elevator up to the 20th floor and jump out.

WTF you do with those when your done? Clean it out?????????? Or use a rubber????????

Both options:mega FAIL KILL YOURSELF YES?MAD

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