skeoh87 Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 You know that you've had your fair share of DOUCHEBAG roommates, so please share with us oontzers your most coveted memories. Oh and where can i get a vintage ghetto blaster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Screw Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 ebay. my friend, who happenned to be a cool as fuck housmate, collects them. he got some good deals on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nurse Paloma Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 http://www.lasonicstore.com/c-12-portable-audio.aspx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 is that the new cool hipster thing to own? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeoh87 Posted March 2, 2010 Author Share Posted March 2, 2010 Like a vintage ghetto blaster, not one that has an ipod interface. Whats his seller name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 i had this one roommate a few years ago who would wake up at 5am every morning, and make a point to wake me and my other roommate up. he would constantly nark us out for drinking and smoking, even called the cops on me once and gave them my digi. Of course there was no way to prove it was mine, so i didnt get in any trouble, but still, this dude was a jerkoff. So i was taking a shower one day, and decided it'd be a great idea to rub on out on his toothbrush, which i did. moral of this story is dont be a dick, you might end up brushin your teeth with some spooge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 My dad had one but he broke it, I remeber as a shorty playin with it all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Auerbach Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 i collected them for years. i have tons in my attic. PM me if you wanna talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Screw Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 no, he doesnt sell them on there, he purchased a few on there at reasonable prices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aikr Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 i had this one roommate a few years ago who would wake up at 5am every morning, and make a point to wake me and my other roommate up. he would constantly nark us out for drinking and smoking, even called the cops on me once and gave them my digi. Of course there was no way to prove it was mine, so i didnt get in any trouble, but still, this dude was a jerkoff. So i was taking a shower one day, and decided it'd be a great idea to rub on out on his toothbrush, which i did. moral of this story is dont be a dick, you might end up brushin your teeth with some spooge. What the hell are you talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 i had a roommate who would constantly blast shitty music. Even when he was gone, and hed lock the door. I just asked mad people where he was found him and told him to shit his shit off and keep it off. He did, but he still would blast music my final and best solution: find the circuit breaker for the floor, find out which is the room and shut that bitch off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 just get a cheap drum set and beat on that shit all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Like a vintage ghetto blaster, not one that has an ipod interface. Whats his seller name? My guess is that you're probably too young to own any cassette tapes worth listening to, so what exactly would you do with a og ghetto blaster other than pose with it at your local hipster bar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 i had a heroin addicted roommate who used our bill money to buy drugs. he took some of my stuff. i had another roommate who became a cokehead stripper. that was worse. there's an old ghetto blaster in my basement right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAISER-SOZE Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 i had this one roommate a few years ago who would wake up at 5am every morning, and make a point to wake me and my other roommate up. he would constantly nark us out for drinking and smoking, even called the cops on me once and gave them my digi. Of course there was no way to prove it was mine, so i didnt get in any trouble, but still, this dude was a jerkoff. So i was taking a shower one day, and decided it'd be a great idea to rub on out on his toothbrush, which i did. moral of this story is dont be a dick, you might end up brushin your teeth with some spooge. I would have physically evicted homeboy long before it even came to him calling the cops on you. And the thought of jacking off on dudes toothbrush would have never crossed my mind. The thought of my man-seed swimming around in another mans mouth doesn't really sit right with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 my roomate just took off to film a gay porno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountain dew Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 We just kicked one of our roommates out... roommate from hell essentially... shit kept building up tension between the 4 of us, finally one day I get an email saying "hey I am living with my girlfriend most of the time and showering there, I wont use your wireless so I am not going to pay utilities" this was after the kid tried to bitch his way out of paying full rent because "his room is smaller" wtf? So anyways he's gone, new kid moving in in a week. PS I was thinking of starting this topic earlier this year, but then, well I dont know what happened but I forgot to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 i had a roommate who would constantly blast shitty music. Even when he was gone, and hed lock the door. Wait why was he playing music when he wasn't even there?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 I live with my best friend and his girlfriend who Ive also known for a real long time. So, sucks for you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 I had an apartment with my sister, that was hell. Then me and my boy moved in with KGP, and he moved out because he couldn't handle all our partying. Another friend of ours moved in for a few, and Manute also crashed there part time. We left that apartment, and the 3 of us (plus Manute still sometimes) got a house with my boy's brother and his girl. I beat up the 3rd friend a few times, and he left. After that HATER. moved in for a few, then he left. At this point Manute had stopped crashing, and my girl at the time moved in. After a year at that spot me, my original roommate, and my girl got a spot. She moved out a few months ago. Basically, I've concluded that my roommate, who's been my best friend since we were like 15, is the only person who can take living with me. He's not a punk or anything by any means, but he lets me have my way when it comes to stupid shit (like a 60/40 split), so we never get into fights. I'm an ego maniac, so living with other people who try to be an alpha male causes problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 I sleep in a racecar. Do you sleep in a racecar? I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|O__________o|-robojones Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 do they make king sized racecar beds? not sayin i want one but i enjoy useless information Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 i've owned my own place for years now. i highly recommend it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 i smell hipster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 I live with my best friend and his girlfriend who Ive also known for a real long time. So, sucks for you guys. third wheel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Rooming with friends doesn't exactly work out for the best. Take me for example. I live with my friend in a house he owns, and I pay him rent. I lost one of my jobs last spring and I had to play catch up on rent while I did what I could with my other job and unemployment payments. I paid what he was owed, and life went on. BUT I guess the whole time that I was taking unemployment and paying what I could for rent, all the while he's telling me "it's cool, as long as you have a plan and do what you can", he's going behind my back telling my friends that I'm a lazy bastard and ruining my professional reputation among some of my friends. Turns out I missed out on a job opportunity from another friend a couple months ago. He didn't even tell me about it because he didn't want to be associated with me in the workplace out of fear of me deciding to "stop showing up" or some bullshit like that. Needless to say I was devastated when I heard this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 when i was in the group home i was bunked with this kid who would never shower.like never.he smelled so fucking horrible.and what was worse he had probably the dryest skin in the world.the ashiest kid you could ever meet.fuuck.he had cracks in his legs from the dryness probably deep enough to stick a finger nail in it. we would leave him lotion bottles and bars of soap on his bed like all the time,kinda like dropping a hint haha.thank god he ran away... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NeverBeenBetter Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 i've owned my own place for years now. i highly recommend it. but then you have to live where you live. and that place sucks i remember mesthree always talking about getting a place with her dude and getting "off the grid"... i guess that shit worked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 third wheel :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 I would have physically evicted homeboy long before it even came to him calling the cops on you. And the thought of jacking off on dudes toothbrush would have never crossed my mind. The thought of my man-seed swimming around in another mans mouth doesn't really sit right with me. it waa a college dorm, or else i would have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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