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Where can i pick up a ghetto blaster and my roommates are douchebags.

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You know that you've had your fair share of DOUCHEBAG roommates, so please share with us oontzers your most coveted memories. Oh and where can i get a vintage ghetto blaster?

 

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i had this one roommate a few years ago who would wake up at 5am every morning, and make a point to wake me and my other roommate up. he would constantly nark us out for drinking and smoking, even called the cops on me once and gave them my digi. Of course there was no way to prove it was mine, so i didnt get in any trouble, but still, this dude was a jerkoff. So i was taking a shower one day, and decided it'd be a great idea to rub on out on his toothbrush, which i did. moral of this story is dont be a dick, you might end up brushin your teeth with some spooge.

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My dad had one but he broke it, I remeber as a shorty playin with it all the time

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i had this one roommate a few years ago who would wake up at 5am every morning, and make a point to wake me and my other roommate up. he would constantly nark us out for drinking and smoking, even called the cops on me once and gave them my digi. Of course there was no way to prove it was mine, so i didnt get in any trouble, but still, this dude was a jerkoff. So i was taking a shower one day, and decided it'd be a great idea to rub on out on his toothbrush, which i did. moral of this story is dont be a dick, you might end up brushin your teeth with some spooge.

 

What the hell are you talking about?

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i had a roommate who would constantly blast shitty music. Even when he was gone, and hed lock the door. I just asked mad people where he was found him and told him to shit his shit off and keep it off. He did, but he still would blast music

 

my final and best solution: find the circuit breaker for the floor, find out which is the room and shut that bitch off.

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Like a vintage ghetto blaster, not one that has an ipod interface. Whats his seller name?

 

 

 

My guess is that you're probably too young to own any cassette tapes worth listening to, so what exactly would you do with a og ghetto blaster other than pose with it at your local hipster bar?

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i had a heroin addicted roommate who used our bill money to buy drugs.

he took some of my stuff.

 

i had another roommate who became a cokehead stripper.

that was worse.

 

there's an old ghetto blaster in my basement right now.

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i had this one roommate a few years ago who would wake up at 5am every morning, and make a point to wake me and my other roommate up. he would constantly nark us out for drinking and smoking, even called the cops on me once and gave them my digi. Of course there was no way to prove it was mine, so i didnt get in any trouble, but still, this dude was a jerkoff. So i was taking a shower one day, and decided it'd be a great idea to rub on out on his toothbrush, which i did. moral of this story is dont be a dick, you might end up brushin your teeth with some spooge.

 

I would have physically evicted homeboy long before it even came to him calling the cops on you.

And the thought of jacking off on dudes toothbrush would have never crossed my mind. The thought of my man-seed swimming around in another mans mouth doesn't really sit right with me.

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We just kicked one of our roommates out... roommate from hell essentially... shit kept building up tension between the 4 of us, finally one day I get an email saying "hey I am living with my girlfriend most of the time and showering there, I wont use your wireless so I am not going to pay utilities" this was after the kid tried to bitch his way out of paying full rent because "his room is smaller" wtf? So anyways he's gone, new kid moving in in a week.

 

PS I was thinking of starting this topic earlier this year, but then, well I dont know what happened but I forgot to.

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i had a roommate who would constantly blast shitty music. Even when he was gone, and hed lock the door.

 

 

Wait why was he playing music when he wasn't even there?!?

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I live with my best friend and his girlfriend who Ive also known for a real long time.

 

 

So, sucks for you guys.

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I had an apartment with my sister, that was hell. Then me and my boy moved in with KGP, and he moved out because he couldn't handle all our partying. Another friend of ours moved in for a few, and Manute also crashed there part time. We left that apartment, and the 3 of us (plus Manute still sometimes) got a house with my boy's brother and his girl.

 

I beat up the 3rd friend a few times, and he left. After that HATER. moved in for a few, then he left. At this point Manute had stopped crashing, and my girl at the time moved in. After a year at that spot me, my original roommate, and my girl got a spot. She moved out a few months ago.

 

Basically, I've concluded that my roommate, who's been my best friend since we were like 15, is the only person who can take living with me. He's not a punk or anything by any means, but he lets me have my way when it comes to stupid shit (like a 60/40 split), so we never get into fights. I'm an ego maniac, so living with other people who try to be an alpha male causes problems

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i've owned my own place for years now.

i highly recommend it.

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I live with my best friend and his girlfriend who Ive also known for a real long time.

 

 

So, sucks for you guys.

 

third wheel

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