FruityLexia. Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 I have realised, my dick dont work after 7 beers. I get hard, then 3-5 minutes later im leaving in disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 I used to eat peking duck at this restaurant. When you walk through the doors they had tiger & deer penis, beer feet and sharks fin on display. Maybe you need to eat there too...? Make you strong like tiger....nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Man, those fools say that about every weird shit they eat. "Oh, here try this. It is very good for stamina and strength." You kidding me? It's a fucking grasshopper. IDK, there sure are a fuckload of Chinese people.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 ahha the funny thing is, the girls i've gotten it from are innocent looking chicks. When i'm hooking up with a girl im not asking how many guys she's been with. All im worried about is getting my thing in her as fast as possible. Irresponsible yes. Stupid no. Oh man hot ass girl in my bed, wait....wait I gotta ask her how many guys shes been with so she can give me a fake number anyway, then think about it and my chances of getting an STD... seriously, whodafuck does that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 my point exactly. guess it's just some bad luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 beer feet I've never seen a wild beer. Pics next time. :D IDK, there sure are a fuckload of Chinese people.... Poor uneducated people know nothing about contraception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 when I see the graphing showing cougar appetite....Im thinking its off to cougar hunting tonight. Although Im 24 this year and....well....Im never sick of sex...not like I have an ever flowing abundance of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEFA Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Poor uneducated people know nothing about contraception. Or incredibly poor people who depend on increased family size for increased income, no matter how slight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 seriously, whodafuck does that? People who care about not getting the Aidz, wartz, or a burning weiner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Yeah, but China has a cap on procreation. I believe they just raised the limit to two kids per household. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 I've never seen a wild beer. Pics next time. :D :lol: Soon come the time for some wild beer. 60 minutes and counting:scrambled: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Yeah, but China has a cap on procreation. I believe they just raised the limit to two kids per household. True, but that cap came well after the population explosion. And despite heavy fines, forced abortion, and forced sterilization, people still get their fuck on and exceed the limit. But enough about China when we can talk about Vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 My sex drive is still pretty high but the weed just makes me careless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 People who care about not getting the Aidz, wartz, or a burning weiner. Oh come the fuck on dude, grow up :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Oh man hot ass girl in my bed, wait....wait I gotta ask her how many guys shes been with so she can give me a fake number anyway, then think about it and my chances of getting an STD... seriously, whodafuck does that? Noone, but that's what condoms are for br0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bauble_Basher Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 maybe its because they tore down pirate town and you cant have those circle jerks anymore that or maybe your just queer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 wut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Yeah who's that guy talking to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 I'm confused, so I'll just go ahead and give him a tampon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 yeahnm me too cause im drunk ashsit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Any root you pass up you'll NEVER get it back... If you pass up one on Monday and get 10 on Tuesday it's only 10 If you accept on Monday and get 10 on Tuesday it's 11 Say'n... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Teetas Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Lmao @ this thread, seriously, I mean i don't actively peruse pussy, cause I would much rather work on my education then fuck around with some chick that probably wont go anywhere. Doesn't mean that if the opportunity arises i wont shrug it off, hit that shit, get yours, maan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 when in rome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 i wouldnt want to fuck on shrooms... dont need any epiphanies while trying to bust a nut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Never done shrooms, but when I tried acid I can tell you that I, for sure, was more concerned with not killing myself than I was wth gettin in some wet ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Vicodin makes me horny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Only drugs that make me horny and, oddly enough (or maybe not so odd?), the only ones I like are coke and E. Unfortunately coke is also a 50/50 shot on whether or not I'll even be able to fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trowel ewk Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 ssris just make it hard for me to bust a nut same.....takes weeks of fuckin before anything can happen...don't matter now though wife is pregs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Valuehorse, sounds like you need a new girl. Last girl I dated seriously, after a couple years I had just kind of lost interest sexually, so we were barely even fucking. Then the first girl I slept with after we broke up...that sex blew my fucking mind. It was like discovering booty all over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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