pornbooth Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 only one other time when i was 27 i laid an older chick, she was 34, this lady is 58. it was something i was really wanting to do before i got old and looked forward to it, it fucking sucked. she gave lousy head and made me do all the work when she was on top. so i got drunk and called her up a few nights later to give it another try, it happens.... the next thing i know (i guess i blacked out) im violently puking on and over the side of her bed onto my clothes on the floor. when i finished i grabbed my puke covered clothes went into the bathroom got dressed and then snuck the fuck outta her house facing a 2+ mile walk while its 15 degrees covered in puke puking all over the place. Fuckin a it was awesome. she ugly now but here is a picture someone did of her when she was young. sorry no fat grandma sex pics to share. Adult Image Hosting 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 you slept with a 58 yo? did i read that right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted February 28, 2010 Author Share Posted February 28, 2010 ya you did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 amazing....you fucked someone's grandma! Did she crochet a condom for the occasion? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 silver cotton candy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 the next thing i know (i guess i blacked out) im violently puking on and over the side of her bed onto my clothes on the floor. this is how my last relationship ended :D also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted February 28, 2010 Author Share Posted February 28, 2010 Did she crochet a condom for the occasion? i dont think so, if she did we sure didnt use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 you really need pics for this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 You're a fuckin' legend. that willl be all, and props... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 acquire flicks of granny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 channel zero is winning lately.. fake stories or not.. ahhaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Channel Zero is definitely on a fantastic climb towards grade A content thats its been lacking for awhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Adult Image Hosting Props for your story, but this picture kinda creeps me out. Am I the only one who thinks she kinda looks like an anime character in the face? Body was nice though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 i thought it was a charcoal sketch at first still kinda creepy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted February 28, 2010 Author Share Posted February 28, 2010 its some sort of sketch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 :D 58... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filtypeterpbt Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Old ladies are fun to bang. The loose skin is sort of bothersome though. Props on banging a dinosaur too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Old ladies are fun to bang. The loose skin is sort of bothersome though. Props on banging a dinosaur too. It gives you a little bit of a handle to hold onto when you bang them from behind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 we just had a cougar thread last week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 58? Holy shit that's disgusting, but at least it was an actual woman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted February 28, 2010 Author Share Posted February 28, 2010 It gives you a little bit of a handle to hold onto when you bang them from behind! ii about had closed fists while holding on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 i hope the next thread will be about a 58 yr old african amputee tranny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 she ugly now but here is a picture someone did of her when she was young. :lol: Shameless. I can dig it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 HAHA channel 0 - pushing the envelope lately im pretty confused on why fucking such an old broad before you get old is such a goal tho plz xpln Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 58? Holy shit that's disgusting, but at least it was an actual woman HAHAHAHAAHAHA if someone bangs out a 83 year old post-op tranny i'm deleting my account idgaf if i have to kick it on bombingscience or start using twitter. that's where i draw the line with you oontz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted February 28, 2010 Author Share Posted February 28, 2010 im pretty confused on why fucking such an old broad before you get old is such a goal tho plz xpln basically its always been like a fantasy to fuck a lady way older than me, besides when im old i wont want any of that i'll be getting the girls straight out of high school. if someone bangs out a 83 year old post-op tranny i'm deleting my account what if she is 82 or 84? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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