PITOFZOMBIES Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I was assured that this was a good idea and hadn't been done before. if it has, well i don't care cuz this one will be better. post your injuries, scars, what the fuck ever... i know a lot of ya'll are getting into shit that ends in injury, so lets see/hear your war stories. This is a flick of my busted grill after a dude cold cocked me because my boys were talking shit to him and i wasn't paying attention. dude ended up getting stomped out by the boys and chased onto a bus. ~35 g's later, i got this to show for it. didn't go to the hospital for 4 days after cuz i didn't want my shit wired shut.... was told by many doctors that it could've costed me my life... anyway... here's the good shit. ill try to dig up pics of my swollen ass face in a little bit... post your gore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I was just going to post something about bursting a bursa (synovial) sac in my hip snowboarding and then did the lurker thing and deleted before posting. First time i've ever done this, it's pretty painful but more obnoxious than anything - feeling/acting like an old man and moaning everytime i lift my leg to put my pants on or get out of a car... hope it heals fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 broken nose X4 broken cheek bone dislocated shoulder arm/wrist broken in four places countless fingers broken and crushed (micro-surgery on thumb to save it) broken ribs X4 herniated disc in spine torn medial ligament left leg torn hamstring left leg I was also run over by a roller coaster once but sustained superficial injures..., which was basically miraculous. This results from rugby, fighting, drinking, jumping out of planes, racing downhill mountain bikes, not looking before I cross the street, working with machines that have large moving parts, etc. etc. Fuck hospitals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted February 24, 2010 Author Share Posted February 24, 2010 word christo. this is just the only one i have documentation of. countless collarbone breaks.. ankle, knee, hip, feet... the whole 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 someone call..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted February 24, 2010 Author Share Posted February 24, 2010 hahaha shoulda seen that one coming.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 -left foot broken 3 times from jumping off things and once from getting my foot ran over by a car -torn acl once from footbal -both wrists broken. one from jumping off things(again) and one from being hit by a car -a couple broken knuckles from fighting -broken thumb when i was drunk. not really sure how -fractured vertebra fall off a 30 ft. drop -broken tail bone see reason above -26 stitches in my chin bike race. fell on the turn. -8 stitches in my lip (most recent injury) from fighting -cut a 3 inch slit to the bone on my shin from falling through a window when i was high. never got stitches for it though. and countless more that i cant think of or dont want to mention. o yeah and fuck hospitals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 35 g's for a new jaw? I spent 26 g's on an ER bill for a glorified sponge bath. (road rash) Broken nose Dislocated shoulder 20 billllllion scars Broken wrist Busted knee 2nd degree concussion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted February 24, 2010 Author Share Posted February 24, 2010 37 and some change soup... i dunno. no ER shit... a trip to the ER is an instant bill.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 -broken tail bone see reason above Now that is definitely something I don't envy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 ha yeah taking dookies wasnt fun during that time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 -broken arm right near the wrist -broken thumb x2 -chipped out 4 teeth -2 concussions -1 hematoma -1 short coma -1 major facial scarring/clinical plastic surgery -1 skin graft over the whole in my upper lip -lost part of my bottom lip -hundreds of scars -tore up the inside of cheeks when i had braces and ate shit once -broken toes x5 -broken pinky -elbow bone nearly chipped to nothing -knees of a 40 year old -ankles that sound like firecrackers -dented shins -somehow i can pop my arm out of my shoulder? oohhh skateboarding you are worth all the pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 1) 6 stitches in the bottom lip from getting hit in the face with a bat. 2) scars on both elbows from broken glass. 3) 12 stitches in my left hand from jumping a fence while trying to evade law enforcement. 4) sliced fingertips and chunks of my fingers taken out from x-acto blades. 5) kidney stones (scarred emotionally). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 fishing mishap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 - Abdominal Migration - Abdominal Salad Shooters - ADHDEAD - An Inability to Breathe on Weekends - Ankle Bearding - Aortal Collapse - Arby’s Mouth - Argyle Pattern Baldness - Armpit Homunculus - Autonomous Nipple Syndrome - Bad Humors - Bearded Thalamus - Bone Sporking - Braintooth - Brainwhistle - Capillary Yogurt - Carcassing - Chinese Firebones - DIS, or Dissolving Intestine Syndrome - Dry Mouth - Dry Mouth - Eye Curdling - Eyearrhea - Eyesplosions - Facial Corkboarding - Fallopian Tapeworm - Flunamis - Genital Migration - Gopherism - Grover Nordquist Syndrome - Hair Swelling - Hairy Uvula - Honey Nut Areolas - Honus Wagner’s Disease - Hungry Hungry Hipbones - Increased Appetite - Increased Risk of Vampire Attack - Ingrown Testicle - Involuntary Blowhole - Involuntary Narnia Adventures - Jimmy Crack Corns - Knee Transference - Lactose Addiction - Late Onset Albinoism - Lou Ferrignose - Lungfire - Lungquake - Massive Weight Gain - Mild Hulkism - Mild Kidney Explosions - Mind of Mencia - Minor Heart Explosions - Monkeylung - Multibrow - Nostril Inversion - Outgrown Testicle - Permanent Blindness - Phantom Hand Syndrome - Pituitary Ferns - Precocious Kidney - Prolonged Erections – But Not Where You’d Hope - Puckerlung - Pulmonary Weevils - R.E.O. Speedlung - Rage - Rectal Buffalo Wings - Rectal Dyslexia - Rectal Frosting - Rectal Hallucinations - Re-Emergence of the Umbilical Cord - Restless Arm Syndrome - Restless Leg Syndrome - Restless Torso Syndrome - Rocky Mountain Oysterism - Runaway Gums - Scrappy Dooism - Scrotal Bassoon - Scruffula - Severe Weight Loss - Siamese Nipples - Skeletal Xylophoning - Spaghetti Ovaries - Speaking In Tongues - Spontaneous and Uncontrollable Gum Growth - Spontaneous Gypsy Scarf - Spontaneous Harper’s Subscription - Spontaneous Mertail - Spontaneous Pregnancy - Steven Tyler Lip - Subcutaneous Funyuns - Tennis Scrotum - Teriyaki Lung - Testicular Cranberrying - Testicular Myopia - Testicular Testicularization - Thoracic Geysers - Tracheal Meerkat Colonies - Transsexual Kidneys - Urethral Knotting - Vein Seizures - Ventricular Funk - Verizon Guy Syndrome - Vivid Dreams of Self-Cannibalization - Warlock Hump - Whatever Happens When You Drink Rocket Fuel - X-Ray Hearing - Yellowstone National Bladder You name it I've had it happen to me. Brain tooth was probably the most painful. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 -been hit by car -been stabbed.with one of those knifes you use for potatoes and shit hahah. -fell off a cliff and had a huge rock fall on my head.big gash and not much else. -hit with bricks and rocks -slipped in a dirty ass swamp or whatever and a some rusty metal i have no clue what to call it -cut my leg from ankle to my knee.took it like a champ haha. -fell off my roof -first time i rode my bike i rode it into a tree and one of the branches caught me in the stomach and left a pretty huge gash.still a pretty good day -jumped down the stairs and had my heel land on a big ass rusty nail.NOT FUN. -had a knife thrown at me and it hit me in the face.minor cuts. -been pistol whipped. -used to cut myself.not on some emo "no one loves me" bullshit.i was like 6 or something and i did it because i thought scars were cool.mom found like a whole knife set under my matress and hid them after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Finally somewhere to post these... cell phone pics.. looked like i got my ass beat if u seen it in person. i was being lifted up a balcony while drunk to unlock the sliding glass door and it was raining, they let go of me and i couldnt hold on.. then i fell.. good thing i had been drinking cos i didnt feel shit. PLUS this was the day before i went into MEPS. they were hella questioning me about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 - Abdominal Migration - Abdominal Salad Shooters - ADHDEAD - An Inability to Breathe on Weekends - Ankle Bearding - Aortal Collapse - Arby’s Mouth - Argyle Pattern Baldness - Armpit Homunculus - Autonomous Nipple Syndrome - Bad Humors - Bearded Thalamus - Bone Sporking - Braintooth - Brainwhistle - Capillary Yogurt - Carcassing - Chinese Firebones - DIS, or Dissolving Intestine Syndrome - Dry Mouth - Dry Mouth - Eye Curdling - Eyearrhea - Eyesplosions - Facial Corkboarding - Fallopian Tapeworm - Flunamis - Genital Migration - Gopherism - Grover Nordquist Syndrome - Hair Swelling - Hairy Uvula - Honey Nut Areolas - Honus Wagner’s Disease - Hungry Hungry Hipbones - Increased Appetite - Increased Risk of Vampire Attack - Ingrown Testicle - Involuntary Blowhole - Involuntary Narnia Adventures - Jimmy Crack Corns - Knee Transference - Lactose Addiction - Late Onset Albinoism - Lou Ferrignose - Lungfire - Lungquake - Massive Weight Gain - Mild Hulkism - Mild Kidney Explosions - Mind of Mencia - Minor Heart Explosions - Monkeylung - Multibrow - Nostril Inversion - Outgrown Testicle - Permanent Blindness - Phantom Hand Syndrome - Pituitary Ferns - Precocious Kidney - Prolonged Erections – But Not Where You’d Hope - Puckerlung - Pulmonary Weevils - R.E.O. Speedlung - Rage - Rectal Buffalo Wings - Rectal Dyslexia - Rectal Frosting - Rectal Hallucinations - Re-Emergence of the Umbilical Cord - Restless Arm Syndrome - Restless Leg Syndrome - Restless Torso Syndrome - Rocky Mountain Oysterism - Runaway Gums - Scrappy Dooism - Scrotal Bassoon - Scruffula - Severe Weight Loss - Siamese Nipples - Skeletal Xylophoning - Spaghetti Ovaries - Speaking In Tongues - Spontaneous and Uncontrollable Gum Growth - Spontaneous Gypsy Scarf - Spontaneous Harper’s Subscription - Spontaneous Mertail - Spontaneous Pregnancy - Steven Tyler Lip - Subcutaneous Funyuns - Tennis Scrotum - Teriyaki Lung - Testicular Cranberrying - Testicular Myopia - Testicular Testicularization - Thoracic Geysers - Tracheal Meerkat Colonies - Transsexual Kidneys - Urethral Knotting - Vein Seizures - Ventricular Funk - Verizon Guy Syndrome - Vivid Dreams of Self-Cannibalization - Warlock Hump - Whatever Happens When You Drink Rocket Fuel - X-Ray Hearing - Yellowstone National Bladder You name it I've had it happen to me. Brain tooth was probably the most painful. LOL propped. For me, Broken Jaw from a fight i dont remember Broken left hand (fifth metacarpal) from a heavy metal nightclub in berlin Smashed front tooth from beer bottle incident Destroyed back muscles from something I dont know what Scar above left eye from someone putting on coal chamber in a club full of pussies. That shit triggered some old timey desire to punch niggas in the grill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 dislocated my knee. super fun broke my little toe chipped a bone in my cheek, fragment is still a bit bumpy third degree petrol burn on my hand from home made napalm had elective sugery on my jaw, several metal bolts and shit that looks like mecano. and the other day i smashed my shin with a paddle while surf kayaking. big bruise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalcocaine Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 i was hit by cars four times within three-four months. nothing ever happened it was weird. really weird. long story. otherwise i have a big dent in the back of my head after a gang of little indian bloods tried to murder me......a long story too. i wish i could get the x-ray brainscan whatever the fuck its calld of my head its fucking brutal you think i can go back a few years later and ask for it or what???? also the tip of my finger was mashed in a door on the hinges side i banged the door and dude was like "we busy" so i was bangin for a minute or two before they realized then i walked away from the door and passed out then put band aid spray and band aids around it.......then had drunk sex with my dead finger in the air......and right after i went upstairs and step dad was like "yo i heard your finger got fucked lets peep game step son" so i went to pull the band aid off and the whole tip came off. we laughed then he got me some mcdonalds breakfast then went and took the tip to get fingerin again. but yeah the dent in the back of my head is prob the worst of my injurys shit is crazy deep no jokes i can't really show with a picture i need to get them zamma rays they took of my dome then you could see the canyon beast that dwells in the back skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somethinglikethat Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I've got nothing on most of you, but I'll share anyway because I like this picture - Late 1999, hung up on miniramp coping, fell to face, busted teeth. Also smashed knee which expanded to softball size and felt like a water balloon. Others include numerous sprains, broken foot, and shattered two fingers, one of which doesn't bend anymore. In 2003, snowboarding, I fell headfirst over a ledge 11 feet onto dry pavement. I was not wearing a helmet. I literally plunged upside down like a diver and landed straight on the top of my head. Somehow, the beanie I had on absorbed enough impact that I walked away without so much as a cut or a headache. I can honestly say that walking away from this was life-changing and was probably the only thing that's ever happened to me that I'd consider a near-death experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 When I was two I was running at a playground, got my foot caught in some plants or some shit, and shattered my leg. I was in the hospital in traction for a month, and then in a full body cast for 10 months. The cast is still at my parent's crib somewhere, my mom drew a tuxedo onto it and shit...it was epic cute haha. I've broken my head open maddd times, but only three times has it left significant scarring. Once from hitting my head on a radiator when I was three, once from falling over the couch and splitting my forehead open when I was like 4 or 5, and one from getting smashed with a bottle like a year ago. That is the nastiest (although not most visible) one, because I needed stitches but didn't get them...the scar tissue is all thick and hard, no homo. Other than that I've got alot of scars on my knuckles from fighting and whatnot, mad sprains, bumps, and brusies from all kinds of shit, but thankfully no other serious injuries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 HI EVERYBODY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 the latest and greatest. 10 stitches. neckbeard jokes in 3................................2.................................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 *Neck stubble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 [ATTACH]130896.vB[/ATTACH] bottle + face = fun. i guess thats how you stop someone from destroying you and your friends when youre a bitch. also how you get put on a list of people who will be beaten within an inch of their life when seen. more pics less stories of injuries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameaintbic Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 broken toe from skating, numerous road rash incidents from skating and bikes. split chin twice, once from skating once from hockey same spot. split nose from someone sticking out a huge piece of fiberglass in front of me while sledding when i was little. split eyebrow via kick to the head huge gash on big toe from muay thai kicking a dresser while shit faced and putting the foot down on broken glass. almost died that night blacked out and woke up in the hospital lol. scar on thumb from burning styrofoam drippin on my hand. punch of other shit i dont remember. im a walking scar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 i broke 7 ribs and a collarbone at once. punctured internal organs, internal bleeding. but you can't take a pic of a broken rib and i have no xrays of it. there's plenty of other good stuff but that takes the cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 come on man. no one has flicks? i have too many scars to count. i have scars ON TOP of scars. POST SOME FLICKS!!!!! if this had something to do with naked sluts there would be 15 pages of stupid bitches already. fucking weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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