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I was assured that this was a good idea and hadn't been done before.

if it has, well i don't care cuz this one will be better.

 

post your injuries, scars, what the fuck ever...

i know a lot of ya'll are getting into shit that ends in injury, so lets see/hear your war stories.

 

This is a flick of my busted grill after a dude cold cocked me because my boys were talking shit to him and i wasn't paying attention. dude ended up getting stomped out by the boys and chased onto a bus.

~35 g's later, i got this to show for it.

didn't go to the hospital for 4 days after cuz i didn't want my shit wired shut.... was told by many doctors that it could've costed me my life...

anyway... here's the good shit.

ill try to dig up pics of my swollen ass face in a little bit...

 

broke.jpg

 

 

 

post your gore...

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I was just going to post something about bursting a bursa (synovial) sac in my hip snowboarding and then did the lurker thing and deleted before posting. First time i've ever done this, it's pretty painful but more obnoxious than anything - feeling/acting like an old man and moaning everytime i lift my leg to put my pants on or get out of a car... hope it heals fast

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broken nose X4

broken cheek bone

dislocated shoulder

arm/wrist broken in four places

countless fingers broken and crushed (micro-surgery on thumb to save it)

broken ribs X4

herniated disc in spine

torn medial ligament left leg

torn hamstring left leg

 

I was also run over by a roller coaster once but sustained superficial injures..., which was basically miraculous.

 

 

This results from rugby, fighting, drinking, jumping out of planes, racing downhill mountain bikes, not looking before I cross the street, working with machines that have large moving parts, etc. etc.

 

Fuck hospitals.

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-left foot broken 3 times from jumping off things and once from getting my foot ran over by a car

-torn acl once from footbal

-both wrists broken. one from jumping off things(again) and one from being hit by a car

-a couple broken knuckles from fighting

-broken thumb when i was drunk. not really sure how

-fractured vertebra fall off a 30 ft. drop

-broken tail bone see reason above

-26 stitches in my chin bike race. fell on the turn.

-8 stitches in my lip (most recent injury) from fighting

-cut a 3 inch slit to the bone on my shin from falling through a window when i was high. never got stitches for it though.

 

and countless more that i cant think of or dont want to mention.

 

o yeah and

 

fuck hospitals

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35 g's for a new jaw? I spent 26 g's on an ER bill for a glorified sponge bath. (road rash)

 

Broken nose

Dislocated shoulder

20 billllllion scars

Broken wrist

Busted knee

2nd degree concussion

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-broken arm right near the wrist

-broken thumb x2

-chipped out 4 teeth

-2 concussions

-1 hematoma

-1 short coma

-1 major facial scarring/clinical plastic surgery

-1 skin graft over the whole in my upper lip

-lost part of my bottom lip

-hundreds of scars

-tore up the inside of cheeks when i had braces and ate shit once

-broken toes x5

-broken pinky

-elbow bone nearly chipped to nothing

-knees of a 40 year old

-ankles that sound like firecrackers

-dented shins

-somehow i can pop my arm out of my shoulder?

 

 

 

 

oohhh skateboarding you are worth all the pain.

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1) 6 stitches in the bottom lip from getting hit in the face with a bat.

2) scars on both elbows from broken glass.

3) 12 stitches in my left hand from jumping a fence while trying to evade law enforcement.

4) sliced fingertips and chunks of my fingers taken out from x-acto blades.

5) kidney stones (scarred emotionally).

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- Abdominal Migration

- Abdominal Salad Shooters

- ADHDEAD

- An Inability to Breathe on Weekends

- Ankle Bearding

- Aortal Collapse

- Arby’s Mouth

- Argyle Pattern Baldness

- Armpit Homunculus

- Autonomous Nipple Syndrome

- Bad Humors

- Bearded Thalamus

- Bone Sporking

- Braintooth

- Brainwhistle

- Capillary Yogurt

- Carcassing

- Chinese Firebones

- DIS, or Dissolving Intestine Syndrome

- Dry Mouth

- Dry Mouth

- Eye Curdling

- Eyearrhea

- Eyesplosions

- Facial Corkboarding

- Fallopian Tapeworm

- Flunamis

- Genital Migration

- Gopherism

- Grover Nordquist Syndrome

- Hair Swelling

- Hairy Uvula

- Honey Nut Areolas

- Honus Wagner’s Disease

- Hungry Hungry Hipbones

- Increased Appetite

- Increased Risk of Vampire Attack

- Ingrown Testicle

- Involuntary Blowhole

- Involuntary Narnia Adventures

- Jimmy Crack Corns

- Knee Transference

- Lactose Addiction

- Late Onset Albinoism

- Lou Ferrignose

- Lungfire

- Lungquake

- Massive Weight Gain

- Mild Hulkism

- Mild Kidney Explosions

- Mind of Mencia

- Minor Heart Explosions

- Monkeylung

- Multibrow

- Nostril Inversion

- Outgrown Testicle

- Permanent Blindness

- Phantom Hand Syndrome

- Pituitary Ferns

- Precocious Kidney

- Prolonged Erections – But Not Where You’d Hope

- Puckerlung

- Pulmonary Weevils

- R.E.O. Speedlung

- Rage

- Rectal Buffalo Wings

- Rectal Dyslexia

- Rectal Frosting

- Rectal Hallucinations

- Re-Emergence of the Umbilical Cord

- Restless Arm Syndrome

- Restless Leg Syndrome

- Restless Torso Syndrome

- Rocky Mountain Oysterism

- Runaway Gums

- Scrappy Dooism

- Scrotal Bassoon

- Scruffula

- Severe Weight Loss

- Siamese Nipples

- Skeletal Xylophoning

- Spaghetti Ovaries

- Speaking In Tongues

- Spontaneous and Uncontrollable Gum Growth

- Spontaneous Gypsy Scarf

- Spontaneous Harper’s Subscription

- Spontaneous Mertail

- Spontaneous Pregnancy

- Steven Tyler Lip

- Subcutaneous Funyuns

- Tennis Scrotum

- Teriyaki Lung

- Testicular Cranberrying

- Testicular Myopia

- Testicular Testicularization

- Thoracic Geysers

- Tracheal Meerkat Colonies

- Transsexual Kidneys

- Urethral Knotting

- Vein Seizures

- Ventricular Funk

- Verizon Guy Syndrome

- Vivid Dreams of Self-Cannibalization

- Warlock Hump

- Whatever Happens When You Drink Rocket Fuel

- X-Ray Hearing

- Yellowstone National Bladder

 

You name it I've had it happen to me. Brain tooth was probably the most painful.

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-been hit by car

-been stabbed.with one of those knifes you use for potatoes and shit hahah.

-fell off a cliff and had a huge rock fall on my head.big gash and not much else.

-hit with bricks and rocks

-slipped in a dirty ass swamp or whatever and a some rusty metal i have no clue what to call it -cut my leg from ankle to my knee.took it like a champ haha.

-fell off my roof

-first time i rode my bike i rode it into a tree and one of the branches caught me in the stomach and left a pretty huge gash.still a pretty good day

-jumped down the stairs and had my heel land on a big ass rusty nail.NOT FUN.

-had a knife thrown at me and it hit me in the face.minor cuts.

-been pistol whipped.

-used to cut myself.not on some emo "no one loves me" bullshit.i was like 6 or something and i did it because i thought scars were cool.mom found like a whole knife set under my matress and hid them after that.

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Finally somewhere to post these...

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cell phone pics.. looked like i got my ass beat if u seen it in person.

 

i was being lifted up a balcony while drunk to unlock the sliding glass door and it was raining, they let go of me and i couldnt hold on.. then i fell.. good thing i had been drinking cos i didnt feel shit. PLUS this was the day before i went into MEPS. they were hella questioning me about it.

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- Abdominal Migration

- Abdominal Salad Shooters

- ADHDEAD

- An Inability to Breathe on Weekends

- Ankle Bearding

- Aortal Collapse

- Arby’s Mouth

- Argyle Pattern Baldness

- Armpit Homunculus

- Autonomous Nipple Syndrome

- Bad Humors

- Bearded Thalamus

- Bone Sporking

- Braintooth

- Brainwhistle

- Capillary Yogurt

- Carcassing

- Chinese Firebones

- DIS, or Dissolving Intestine Syndrome

- Dry Mouth

- Dry Mouth

- Eye Curdling

- Eyearrhea

- Eyesplosions

- Facial Corkboarding

- Fallopian Tapeworm

- Flunamis

- Genital Migration

- Gopherism

- Grover Nordquist Syndrome

- Hair Swelling

- Hairy Uvula

- Honey Nut Areolas

- Honus Wagner’s Disease

- Hungry Hungry Hipbones

- Increased Appetite

- Increased Risk of Vampire Attack

- Ingrown Testicle

- Involuntary Blowhole

- Involuntary Narnia Adventures

- Jimmy Crack Corns

- Knee Transference

- Lactose Addiction

- Late Onset Albinoism

- Lou Ferrignose

- Lungfire

- Lungquake

- Massive Weight Gain

- Mild Hulkism

- Mild Kidney Explosions

- Mind of Mencia

- Minor Heart Explosions

- Monkeylung

- Multibrow

- Nostril Inversion

- Outgrown Testicle

- Permanent Blindness

- Phantom Hand Syndrome

- Pituitary Ferns

- Precocious Kidney

- Prolonged Erections – But Not Where You’d Hope

- Puckerlung

- Pulmonary Weevils

- R.E.O. Speedlung

- Rage

- Rectal Buffalo Wings

- Rectal Dyslexia

- Rectal Frosting

- Rectal Hallucinations

- Re-Emergence of the Umbilical Cord

- Restless Arm Syndrome

- Restless Leg Syndrome

- Restless Torso Syndrome

- Rocky Mountain Oysterism

- Runaway Gums

- Scrappy Dooism

- Scrotal Bassoon

- Scruffula

- Severe Weight Loss

- Siamese Nipples

- Skeletal Xylophoning

- Spaghetti Ovaries

- Speaking In Tongues

- Spontaneous and Uncontrollable Gum Growth

- Spontaneous Gypsy Scarf

- Spontaneous Harper’s Subscription

- Spontaneous Mertail

- Spontaneous Pregnancy

- Steven Tyler Lip

- Subcutaneous Funyuns

- Tennis Scrotum

- Teriyaki Lung

- Testicular Cranberrying

- Testicular Myopia

- Testicular Testicularization

- Thoracic Geysers

- Tracheal Meerkat Colonies

- Transsexual Kidneys

- Urethral Knotting

- Vein Seizures

- Ventricular Funk

- Verizon Guy Syndrome

- Vivid Dreams of Self-Cannibalization

- Warlock Hump

- Whatever Happens When You Drink Rocket Fuel

- X-Ray Hearing

- Yellowstone National Bladder

 

You name it I've had it happen to me. Brain tooth was probably the most painful.

 

LOL propped.

 

For me,

Broken Jaw from a fight i dont remember

Broken left hand (fifth metacarpal) from a heavy metal nightclub in berlin

Smashed front tooth from beer bottle incident

Destroyed back muscles from something I dont know what

Scar above left eye from someone putting on coal chamber in a club full of pussies. That shit triggered some old timey desire to punch niggas in the grill.

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dislocated my knee. super fun

broke my little toe

chipped a bone in my cheek, fragment is still a bit bumpy

third degree petrol burn on my hand from home made napalm

had elective sugery on my jaw, several metal bolts and shit that looks like mecano.

 

and the other day i smashed my shin with a paddle while surf kayaking. big bruise

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i was hit by cars four times within three-four months.

nothing ever happened it was weird.

really weird.

long story.

 

otherwise i have a big dent in the back of my head after a gang of little indian bloods tried to murder me......a long story too.

i wish i could get the x-ray brainscan whatever the fuck its calld of my head its fucking brutal you think i can go back a few years later and ask for it or what????

 

also the tip of my finger was mashed in a door on the hinges side i banged the door and dude was like "we busy" so i was bangin for a minute or two before they realized then i walked away from the door and passed out then put band aid spray and band aids around it.......then had drunk sex with my dead finger in the air......and right after i went upstairs and step dad was like "yo i heard your finger got fucked lets peep game step son" so i went to pull the band aid off and the whole tip came off.

we laughed then he got me some mcdonalds breakfast then went and took the tip to get fingerin again.

 

but yeah the dent in the back of my head is prob the worst of my injurys shit is crazy deep no jokes i can't really show with a picture i need to get them zamma rays they took of my dome then you could see the canyon beast that dwells in the back skull.

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I've got nothing on most of you, but I'll share anyway because I like this picture -

 

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Late 1999, hung up on miniramp coping, fell to face, busted teeth. Also smashed knee which expanded to softball size and felt like a water balloon.

 

Others include numerous sprains, broken foot, and shattered two fingers, one of which doesn't bend anymore.

In 2003, snowboarding, I fell headfirst over a ledge 11 feet onto dry pavement. I was not wearing a helmet. I literally plunged upside down like a diver and landed straight on the top of my head. Somehow, the beanie I had on absorbed enough impact that I walked away without so much as a cut or a headache. I can honestly say that walking away from this was life-changing and was probably the only thing that's ever happened to me that I'd consider a near-death experience.

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When I was two I was running at a playground, got my foot caught in some plants or some shit, and shattered my leg. I was in the hospital in traction for a month, and then in a full body cast for 10 months. The cast is still at my parent's crib somewhere, my mom drew a tuxedo onto it and shit...it was epic cute haha.

 

I've broken my head open maddd times, but only three times has it left significant scarring. Once from hitting my head on a radiator when I was three, once from falling over the couch and splitting my forehead open when I was like 4 or 5, and one from getting smashed with a bottle like a year ago. That is the nastiest (although not most visible) one, because I needed stitches but didn't get them...the scar tissue is all thick and hard, no homo.

 

Other than that I've got alot of scars on my knuckles from fighting and whatnot, mad sprains, bumps, and brusies from all kinds of shit, but thankfully no other serious injuries

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the latest and greatest. 10 stitches.

 

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neckbeard jokes in 3................................2..................................

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