CALIgula Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 that last picture left me confused. time for bed....goodnight ya'll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 lucy liu!!! i will get you guuuuuurl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 love in an elevator 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Poop in a mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM! Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 I would defintely say the only thing left without resorting to trannys or guys would have to be giving a chick a DP with my balls in her ass and my cock in her pussy so that when I come I can pull out my balls and yell "BOOYAH" out really loud. Is that good enough? I went to try it once but it was cold and my nuts were too busy trying to hide like they do when it is cold. if u havent seen the video... http://www.flurl.com/video/5456467_comments.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 to give a guy head while hes on the job working with people (torture) Do you mean phone? I'd assume so, and I don't see how that's torture. I genuinely enjoy talking on the phone while I'm getting head, I think it's funny. The only time it wasn't fun was when I answered the phone twice in the middle of my ex giving me head, because she made me feel bad afterwards, telling me you don't do that kind of stuff to your girlfriend :( I definitely wouldn't answer a family member's phone call while getting topped off though, that's just weird. Edit: That video above makes my balls hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 I guess a 3some would be my only sexual goal. The same ex was down to have one, but it never ended up happening. She wanted me to pick the girl, and I knew that would end badly, so it just kept getting put off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Do you mean phone? I'd assume so, and I don't see how that's torture. I genuinely enjoy talking on the phone while I'm getting head, I think it's funny. The only time it wasn't fun was when I answered the phone twice in the middle of my ex giving me head, because she made me feel bad afterwards, telling me you don't do that kind of stuff to your girlfriend :( I definitely wouldn't answer a family member's phone call while getting topped off though, that's just weird. Edit: That video above makes my balls hurt phone or front desk or something. i think it depends on the guy, like if he makes a lot of noises or something i think it'd be funny. But I would probably hit him if he answered the phone to family, i think that's kinda disrespectful and creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 i thought this thread said sexual goats then i thought of lugr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 tha fuck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 He wants to be your sexgoat NOHOMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 ...blew my Peter North of a load in a BITCHES FACE ahh it was too funny feel free to share goals that you wish to complete or have completed rookie status, but keep up the good work. if you werent standing up on the bed so it looked like you were spitting off a building, you did it wrong btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 I've done it in the shower a few times, pretty epic. One time didn't go over so well, it was an accident actually and my girl ended up having a swollen eye the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 ^^^gotta have a firm stance..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 the shower is crazy, the sides of my feet end up hurting from being pushed against the tub, it always gets complicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3ZS Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 to cum and then have sex. i once watched a porno backwards on accident. then formed the dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 I think that was meant to be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Sex in the shower isn't fun, but getting head in the shower is awesome. Looking down on it feels like I'm watching a porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 ^this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Sex in the shower is awesome! No matter how dirty you get you always come out clean afterwards! You are obviously just doing it wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 An Oriental chick. A black chick. A fat chick. A hot redhead. A threesome. two sisters. mom/daughter combo. fuck her in the ass. These are my yet to be accomplished goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 to hatefuck some really hot/annoying broad then immediately after the nut shout out "cubs win!" then get dressed and leave . i've never had the balls to do it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 for awhile i yelled either "yahtzee" or "checkmate" when i busted on a girl. some girls thought it was funny, others were too dumb to get it. comme ci, comme ca. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I want to fuck an Asian girl. It's a pretty played out/non-distinct goal, but I'd like to do it, so there we go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 An Oriental chick. A black chick. A fat chick. A hot redhead. A threesome. two sisters. mom/daughter combo. fuck her in the ass. These are my yet to be accomplished goals. you need to fuck an overweight mother/daughter combo in the ass so you can get three birds stoned at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croupier Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 ^^^SOUND ADVICE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I guess I'm just unadventurous.. I completed all my goals already. *edit I just remembered I need to design a skydiving paired jumpsuit so I can fuck whilst skydiving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 i kinda want to fuck a midget, just for the trophy's sake but that probably wont ever happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 never say never Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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