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i've always wanted to splice some slayer in the middle of some typical music to fuck to and when it comes on, start pounding her snatch like crazy and do my best death metal yell and fuck her like a madman until the slayer is over. other than that, i'd like to make a girl talk like a pirate while we fuck.

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i wanna get an hj by a tranny and then make a thread about it...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

shit someone beat me to it.

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one of my friends went to china with the sexual goal of getting two prosti's to build him a bamboo ladder, then he would climb the ladder, and wank it while the women waited for him to bust and then money shot those women.

he did it, but only one prosti, not two, and the ladder was not made from bamboo.

 

 

cool story bro.

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i dont want to see a picture of my friend masturbating from a ladder onto a dogfaced chinese prostitute.

you shouldn't really want to see that either.

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fuck it....its a race....first one to cum wins.

 

*edit....in response to rushawn.

 

hahaha, my nigga!

 

"they dont call me rush for nothing"

-rushawn

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i had my ex riding me in a van while there was a nun across the street. we were parked on the church side. this was when i was younger. probably like 17 or 18... some years ago. we didnt know the nun was there until we saw her crossing and we were laughing and the old lady said "Oh it sounds like you two are having fun!" awww man. thats a strike against me.

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To have sex, first of all.

 

to do it in a library

 

to give a guy head while hes on the job working with people (torture)

 

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I think thats it for now.

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