FACTORY_MADE Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 You: hi Stranger: hey asl ? You: 21 m ny You: u Stranger: 19 f az Stranger: horny ? You: yea You: webcam? Stranger: no Stranger: cyber ? You: umm You: yea You: u start Stranger: so we're making out and you start pulling off my shirt Stranger: i take it off and you start sucking my tits You: ur nipples are nice and puffy You: i love em Stranger: i start unzipping your pants Stranger: and then i take out your dick You: do u put it in ur mouth? Stranger: yeah dude Stranger: i suck it like it's my job You: yea girl pay me back like you owe me rent You: and thn i bstart chokin u wit it You: and pullin on ur hair Stranger: damn son Stranger: i like it rough Stranger: then you cum and i swallow You: and thn i spit on ur face and slap u You: while callin u a whore Stranger: then you throw me against the wall Stranger: and drill me hard You: i wanna see ur bite marks on the wall You: and thn my friend walks in Stranger: are you hard off this ? You: yes You: extremely You: im sweating You: do u want to fuck my friend You: ? Stranger: suree You: dp? Stranger: ? Stranger: oh Stranger: shit Stranger: haha Stranger: yeah You: perfect Stranger: just so you know my shit's tight You: so my friend slips it in ur ass You: he moans You: as he slides it in and out You: he pulls on your hair You: and when he pulls out again You: u shit all over his cock Stranger: ew You: hahah You: its ok baby You: accidents happen Stranger: haha Stranger: keep going You: he turns u around You: and starts slappin u with his shit cock Stranger: damn dude you're sick You: u got facebook You: ? Stranger: nope You: myspace? Stranger: nah Stranger: none of that shit You: sol hgow can i see a pic You: do bu have balls? Stranger: nope You: lol You: are u hot You: are u rubbin ur pussy You: ? Stranger: i'm cute Stranger: and fuck yeah You: yeaa You: call me daddy Stranger: daddy fuck me You: have u been a bad girl Stranger: i've been such a bad girl You: does daddy haVE To punish u Stranger: punish me daddy You: take this dick You: and im shoving my finger down ur throaht You: while my friend starts to work his fist into ur ass Stranger: mmm Stranger: am i tied up ? You: yes yes u are You: and blindfolded You: callin us both daddy Stranger: are you titty fucking me ? You: yea i just spit on ur chest for lube You: and ur kissing the tip You: as it hits ur chin Stranger: mm Stranger: where are you gonna cum ? You: all over ur face You: and ur gonna rub it in Stranger: mmm Stranger: then you lick it off and stick your dick in my pussy again Stranger: i grab the bed posts and you push deep You: and i make u deep throaht the bed post Stranger: is that even possible ? You: it it You: it is You: i have a huggee penis Stranger: your friend shoves his dick in my mouth while you're drilling me You: making u gag Stranger: sure if it makes you happy You: i have my dick in ur pusssy Stranger: mmm and it's soo big You: anddddddddd my pinky in ur butthole Stranger: what else ? You: ur lovin every second of this You: lets have phone sex You: call me You: can i call u Stranger: my phone's dead 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makineasykills Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 HAHAHAHA! Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted February 17, 2010 Author Share Posted February 17, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesusfetus Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 hahahaha. this fucking rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomebillfromdawsonvile Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 that was a dude. you can tell by the words he used... dude... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesusfetus Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 and the "fuck yeah" that's something a dude would say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You: and i make u deep throaht the bed post Stranger: is that even possible ? You: it it You: it is You: i have a huggee penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 props Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 fucking yes. hilarious, propped for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Makes me think of aol 4.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 makes me think of aol v1.0 circa 1996 or something to the sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 No way am I reading that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 stupid as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 this is almost as dumb as my thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Pfft.. No robe and wizard hat?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Pfft.. No robe and wizard hat?! scrolled down to the bottom just so see if this happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 player status.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHereForTheNight Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 makes me think of aol v1.0 circa 1996 or something to the sort. YEAH RIGHT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Too much reading, and i laughed a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 that was a dude. you can tell by the words he used... dude... And "damn son"..... Hahaha still funny though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 but i cant believe you told her your boy moaned. that might be homo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 This whole thread is homo. Nigga was cyberin with a dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 This is all i need to do to get props??? God damn, i need to step my game up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 soooooo, you cybered with someone... like it was funny.. but really you just cybered and forgot the lulz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimps up hos down Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 The shit stain cock was funny but for real you were just straight up cyberin some guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 none of this was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 soooooo, you cybered with someone... like it was funny.. but really you just cybered and forgot the lulz? About the impression I got Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted February 17, 2010 Author Share Posted February 17, 2010 well for the record i know alot of trashy young women that say son like they was on the block selling crack. So that really doesnt suggest much. But the humour in this (to me) was just the fact that someone was willing to engage in this activity, for so long, despite my obvious sarcasm and such. anyone that is wiling to participate in a conversation about the shit dick makes me lol. that is all, hate on internet, hate on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted February 17, 2010 Author Share Posted February 17, 2010 and this Stranger: keep going You: he turns u around You: and starts slappin u with his shit cock Stranger: damn dude you're sick You: u got facebook You: ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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