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Ya'll niggas member that black lady getting Rosa parked on that bus?


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Tyrone: AC Transit!

 

EBM: How much you charge-

 

Tyrone: AC Transit!

 

EBM: Let’s get back to business! How much you charging me for a spit-shine?

 

Tyrone: Wha?

 

EBM: How much will you charge me to shine my Stacey Adams?

I’m going to a funeral on Friday. I gotta -

 

Tyrone: Why? What’s your problem?

 

EBM: You said -

 

Tyrone: You hear what I said just now?

 

EBM: Yes.

 

Tyrone: Why a brotha gotta spit-shine yo' shoes?

 

EBM : Hey man, you offered!

 

Tyrone : I didn’t offer you shit!

 

EBM: What did you just say when you walked by me?

 

Tyrone : I said why-why a fuckin’ brotha gotta spit-shine yo' shoes?

 

EBM: Nah, you don't have to.

 

Tyrone: Why a white man can’t shine his shoes?

 

EBM: It could be a chinaman! It don’t matter!

 

Tyrone: Look dude. Look.

 

EBM: I ain’t prejudiced.. What, do you think I'm prejudiced?

 

Tyrone: You take your ass back up there and get the fuck out mah face right now.

 

EBM: Why you being so hostile man?

 

Tyrone: ‘cause, I’m pissed off.

 

EBM : Well, you better be. You better be pissed off, because I..

 

Tyrone: Take your ass back up there right now.

 

EBM: ‘cause you ain’t scared, you ain’t scaring this white boy. I'm 67 years old.

 

Tyrone: I'm 50!

 

EBM: You ain’t scaring me! You ain’t scaring me! You ain’t scaring me!

 

Tyrone: Now I’ll put mah foot up your ass!

 

EBM: OH, NO YOU WON’T! NO YOU WON’T!

 

Sheneequa: Hey, hay, HAY! Now cheeeell.

 

EBM: You can put mine up yours. I’m gonna whoop your ass. Sit your little black ass down.

 

Sheneequa: Forget about tha’!

 

EBM: You’re gonna sit your mother-fucking ass down!

 

Tyrone: I’ll put my foot up yo ass.

 

EBM: No, you wont do nothing to me!

 

Tyrone: Say it again! Say it, say it, say it alabomi now!

 

Iyanna: Say it ag’n. Say it a’gn! Say it ag’n, Pinkey!

 

Sheneequa: He’s getting down, nothing you can do about it now.

 

Iyanna: Beat his white ass! Fuck this bitch!

 

Laqueesha: Nooo...

 

EBM: No you won’t!

 

Sheneequa: He ain’t done nothin’ wrong, brotha...

 

EBM: No, I ain’t getting off.

 

Iyanna: It ain’t worth it, bla, it ain’t worth it.

 

Laqueesha: My gawd, shut up...

 

EBM: Prick, you fucking prick! I will not let you walk on me.

 

Sheneequa: He’s an old man.

 

Tyrone: I’ll put my foot up your ass.

 

EBM: I see tough guys like you and I slap the shit out of you!

 

Tyrone: What?

 

Iyanna: Stop it!

 

Tyrone: WHAAAT? WHAAAAT?

 

EBM: Now, you come here and I’ll...

 

Sheneequa: STOP IT! UH UH!

 

*Epic Fight Scene*

 

Iyanna: Ooh...

 

Laqueesha: Ooo... ooo..

 

Iyanna: OH WHAT THE FUUUU--

 

Sheneequa: UH UH! STOP IT... OOOOOH.. KNOCK IT OUUUF! OOOOH LAAAAWD HAVE MERCY!

 

EBM: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME!

 

Sheneequa: Oh! Jesus Christ! Oh mah gaaawd!

 

Tyrone: Ooooh...

 

EBM: HE HIT ME! HE FUCKING HIT ME!

 

Crowd: Oh god...

 

John: He was within a range of me...

 

EBM: HE FUCKING HIT ME FIRST! HE HIT ME IN THE FACE! THAT’S SELF DEFENSE!

DONT FUCK WITH ME BOY. DON'T FUCK WITH ME.

 

Tyrone: Auh man, Next time. Imo fuck you up.

 

Sheneequa: Oo. Oof. That did not just happen. Go through dat shit! Heharhehar!

 

Jennifer: You okay back there?

 

Sheneequa: Naaoh we need AMBER LAMPS!!

 

Laqueesha: That man was on some kind of dope. That’s why he had...

 

Iyanna: Ay we can press charges, bla, I got it on vidayoo teyp.

Ooo, yoos leakin. He's leakin.

 

Taquanda: Damn. That motha fucka hit me.

 

Sheneequa: Are you alright?

 

Tyrone: Wait, no, no, no.

 

Sheneequa: Are you alright? Did he breakyuh teef?

 

Tyrone: NO, BRING M&MS!

 

Sheneequa: Aw, he needs M&Ms.

 

Tyrone: BRING AMBER LAMPS!

 

Laqueesha: Shut the fuck up.

 

Tyrone: I will come back, I will kill dat nigga. Imo kill dat nigga.

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Its amazing to me how quickly everyone is to get racist along this. It seems to me, that EBM and the other dude were both acting racist, shit happens. Then everyone in here rallies behind ebm like "fuck that n.... anway, he got what he deserved" like its ok cuz the situation was racist?

 

I'm glad i spend less and less time on this site. I remember when no one on here said racist shit, now every single thread has nigger in it, its appalling.

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Its amazing to me how quickly everyone is to get racist along this. It seems to me, that EBM and the other dude were both acting racist, shit happens. Then everyone in here rallies behind ebm like "fuck that n.... anway, he got what he deserved" like its ok cuz the situation was racist?

 

I'm glad i spend less and less time on this site. I remember when no one on here said racist shit, now every single thread has nigger in it, its appalling.

 

someone call the whambalamps

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Wait when was this?

 

Yeah, Channel Zero rarely pulls any punches when it comes to racism or cultural sensitivity.

 

I sent off emails with the clip attached to some of my former co-workers asking if they had a copy of the video...the guy who made it is in Germany, maybe this will get back to him and he'll put it on Youtube.

 

And for what it's worth, Tom is one of those "I grew up around you black folks, what the FUCK went wrong with your kids" kind of guys. I still see him once or twice a year around Oakland, and he's calmed down A LOT since the late 90s- he used to disappear every so often for a couple of months, and whenever he'd pop up again he'd talk about being in jail, and "throwing some mouthy punk off the top tier that tried to climb into his bunk" and "watching his head pop like a ripe tomato when it hit the floor after it went BING BONG BING off the bars." Then he'd pull out a couple bottles of Valium and trade them for weed.

 

In all the time I spent around him, he was never violent. Crazy, yes- he'd fuck with people and say ridiculous things to try to get a rise out of them, but even when he was flipping out I never saw him make a move on someone.

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