GlenQ Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 i used to have a shitzu named lil shitty..i acquired her from some tweaker with nice boobs...one we come home a shittys gones...i was sad.she was my first and only dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 your cat came by my place, all like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 my cat is de-clawed and takes off all the time. whenever he hears me come outside to the balcony, he'll make his way back home to cry for food and get his head scratched. cats rule. when i was a kid a few cats that i had owned always found ways to sneak out of the house and get hit by cars. all of them would crawl back to somewhere around the house to die. i learned that if your cat dies, you will find out shortly after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 THIS CAT IS LOST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 the cat secretly hates you. so he went out for some pussy. if you loved your girlfriend you'd slap the shit out of her and tell you don't play second fiddle to NO god damned feline. i assume you love her or why else would you put up with this bullshit? Lol, this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Raccoons have some particularly bad parasites. More of them are affected by this shit than arent. Anyhow. If these worms get inside you your times pretty much up. Chances are they wont have any idea whats wrong with you and shit will go downhill fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 2 pages and no one has suggested getting a license and a collar for the cat yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlenQ Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 2 pages and no one has suggested getting a license and a collar for the cat yet. its the oontz.no one come heres for real advice,and if they do...i will get numerous lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLAZIN989 Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 your cat came by my place, all like LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 outside cat. this made me laugh...true story and this is what I thought the tread was about in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 60% of the time, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bation Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 http://www.snagfilms.com/films/title/secret_life_of_cats/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_bus Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 i think i said this in another thread but my grandma said that if you leave a cat outside long enough it turns into an raccoon.thats all raccoons are are outside cats... + 6 months in = outside cat. CJ: Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though. Mahalik: For what? CJ: Mice. Mahalik: I thought she had rats? CJ: No, rats are outside, mice are inside. Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse? CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'. Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool! CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 A MAN CAME IN HERE EARLIER... A DEAD MAN... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Sec Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 This is what I thought of when I read the thread title..... ....too bad it wasn't as funny tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintfetish Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 i thought i lost my cat once when i took it over a friend's house. we found it INSIDE HIS COUCH...this was after it was missing for like 24 hours and we thought it was outside somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
virgin slayer Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 -Its a male (don't know if it makes a difference) Neutered as well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBdSqk78nHw :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 She has another cat that does regularly leave the house and knows its way around the neighbor hood, is it at all plausible that the her "outside" cat will run into the missing "inside" cat and both return? this sounds like some serious disney pixar animated dreamworks fairy tale type shit and highly unlikely in reality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I don't think it sounds far fetched at all, animals do know eachother. When I was a kid my dog really hated my sister's dog. Well, they would break out of the backyard together, and my dog, who knew his way home, would always take my sister's dog, who didn't, far away from the house and then come home without him, resulting in hours, and sometimes days, of looking for the dumb muthafucka haha. RIP Bobby and Ramses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheve Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 I was walking down the street the other night when I noticed a sign. "missing black cat". Walked some more to the intersection, and this is what I saw. Niggas eye all popping out and shit. It was pretty cool/weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 that nigga said rip hahahahaa LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomebillfromdawsonvile Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 dayum, iseen one severed in half by a train the other day... narrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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