metalasfock Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Fuck Valentines Day! I don't need a special day to remind me that love is for fags. this....my nigga you just got proped!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 pull some flowers out of someones lawn. and rack a few candy bars. viola you have valentines gifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 @ CALIgula Yepperz. I'm a girrrrrrrl <3 Instead of Pizza we got pasta bread bowls from Domino's. Extra cheese n green olives! Gawd I love them! awesome!! if you dont mind me asking...how much do you weigh, and how tall are you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Valentines day isn't a real holiday, and it's annoying to either a) pick 1 of the girls I'm fucking b)do some crazy zach Morris prom night shit where you see them all in 1 crazy ass day or c) do nothing as not to descriminate and don't drink the lube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Advice time: Ladies take in the ass and/or swallow. Repeat as needed. If you really love your dude, let him fuck your hottest friend while the three of you do stupid amounts of drugs so that you have something to place the blame on, other than yourselves. Me and the lady are getting a room for the night and getting all romantical and shit. Keeping it simple for the most part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxRoach Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 I said fuck it, went to whole foods (rarely do, they're too expensive for me on the reg) got asparagus, new potatoes, and a couple of grass fed ribeye steaks, spring salad and a few mini cheesecakes. So I'll hook up a nice dinner and that's that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 I already gave dude half of his gifts because I didn't feel like waiting or bothering with wrapping anything up. stainless steel refillable Sharpie chocolates in a heart box that has a "Hello My Name Is" tag printed on it a photo cube to put on his desk of pictures of us in various places and then some other stuff I have more to give him tomorrow as soon as I finish them. hell yea. i have always been terrible at getting gifts. and keeping promises. and making girlfriends feel special. maybe that's why i'm in the dog house right now with my girl. gotta make it up to her tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VANDALICIOU$$$ Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 most pointless holiday ever!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 gonna take some nice food to my brother who is in hospital... other than that, watch some epidodes of the IT crowd, listen to records and drink beer... when you are single, valentines day is ultimately meaningless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 i like your name enjoy the tic tac, consider it a valentine's day present. /no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 i had both of these today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Valentines day is PERFECT if you're single, what are you new? If you can't find some decent lonley snatch trolling any bar or club, you need to just hang your dick up now. Really, it's like one of those "garanteed to get some strange" holidays like new years or Halloween I almost hate to waste a good valentines day by being in a relationship... Also ladies, take advice from my early valentines day gift - I blow one chick off to hang out with this other one who didn't talk to me all week, she comes over, brings we wine, let's me bust in her ass for the first time, wakes me up at 5 am with some face and then leaves before the sun is even up so I can watch tom and Jerry and cook a motherfucking omlette in peace It's only like 6 hours in and I already got anal and some domery, the whole day is open and it's on to the next one... how are you people in relationships doing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 PS I ain't give nobody anything except for dick, so you people scrambling to wal greens at 2 AM for a box of shitty chocolate and a dancing Teddy bear so your girl doesn't kill you, I feel bad for you son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 I feel bad for you too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 You shouldn't I feel like a million fucking dollars right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Are you sure? I heard diffrent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 I just made heart shaped sugar cookies with red sugar sprinkles on top. They are delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Are you sure? I heard diffrent Really baby, i don't see how you got that can you explain further? I'm sorry I just don't think were communicating effectively anymore, I think we should work on this, but in the meantime can you make me a sandwich? Here, I DID pick this up for you BE MINE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 this is cute yeah, cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Really baby, i don't see how you got that can you explain further? I'm sorry I just don't think were communicating effectively anymore, I think we should work on this, but in the meantime can you make me a sandwich? Here, I DID pick this up for you BE MINE? I think if we had a relationship you would be the submissive one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 After I got you spaghetti cat? You ungratefull bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 The abbreviation for Valentines Day is VD. Just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 my girl gets off work too late for me to have been able to make reservations anywhere so we're going to cinema grill! score! $10 meals, $4 movies, $10 carafes of wine!!! my wallet is breathing a sigh of relief my girl's real appreciative tho i gave her these gloves last night. long knit gloves with a thread design like an ugly sweater and no finger tips so she can still use her iphone while they're on. she was really happy it went from warm and sunny yesterday to snowy and 18degrees today. so she couldn't be more stoked about those i might wait til tomorrow to do flowers, chocolates, stuffed animal and whatever other traditional cliche shit because everything will be half off. plus she'd be more suprised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 cupcakin mode taking the hyna out.....movie and a dinner maybe go check out the new year fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 I bought dude roses. Last minute type thing. I intended to get him some stuff he's been wanting but lost time at work. Then I thought Ill make him a lil figurine type thing. It started to look like a voodoo doll. That's kinda weird so I got roses. I was told that girls dont do that. Buy roses. So he left them at my house. Maybe I could still give a go at this voodoo doll thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 If your man gets his feelings hurt on Valentines day then he has a vagina and you've been swindled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Spitfire is that vagina. JK BOO 143!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 I LOVE YOU BABY, BE MY VALENTINES <3 WHY ARENT YOU FIGHTING WITH ME?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 all this valentines shit is making my dick hurt and i don't think it's growing pains :edit: ssgg is lurking...thread might get good in a really retarded way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubberbandBanks Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Gonna buy this--- yo, this ish is hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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