Guest T14K Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 I LOVE YOU BABY, BE MY VALENTINES <3 WHY ARENT YOU FIGHTING WITH ME?! IF YOU LOVED ME YOU WOULD FIGHT WITH ME WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS PLAYING FUCKING VIDEO GAMES!!!!! stillmad.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jukka Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Just got dumped like 20 mins ago haha. 2nd time this shit has happened to me on valentines...fuck that. im gonna take some shrooms. on the upside mondays a holiday= douple time pay for me woot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 I bought girl some panties, they were to big and she got really pissed off. I fought hard to hold back the lolz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Just saw this on facebook of some girl I went to school with. Seriously weird shit haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tookthetime Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I made that for my ex. I think he didn't get it. Fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I bought girl some panties, they were to big and she got really pissed off. I fought hard to hold back the lolz. Haha I bought a lengere set for this chick when I was like 20 and the shit was seriously over sized, like man sized corset... It was retardedly big and I guess the combination of being super high and having really no experience in buying lengere at that point she just laughed at me tho because it was so huge, one of her man friends ended up wearing it for Halloween . I was that off. The Dude at the store probably thought my little ass was fucking some big ass dude nohomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I took her to eat but she was scared of the beef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 THIS---- http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xaf03z_dating-montage_fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I made that for my ex. I think he didn't get it. Fail dudes gay i sent this as a text to some serious simpsons nerd homies today i got my girl a mcflurry she sewed my jeans after being a cunt all weekend...i should slap here and fuck her face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ares Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 whiskey twice as old as me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 so is it bad to recycle gifts? say i got something from a girl im not really interested in, but i accepted her gift anyway. and i turned around and gave it to another girl that i like...? i mean i didn't wanna be an asshole or anything by telling her that i couldn't accept her teddy bear? but giving it to somebody else seems right? i didn't have to spend any money this year...right on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I like the way you operate /nohomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allah Snackbar Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I will be buying as many 90% off bags of candy as I humanly can tomorrow yessssiree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Zebra, it's Valentine's Day, you don't have to really go all out and get gifts like it's Christmas. Like why write said, SEX! Just make it something different. Blindfold him, light candles, got get some sexy lingerie and hooker heels. If you do it right, he'll be happy. If you want to get him a gift, get him something, but the sexy sex thing should be a definite. I speak for most men when I say it's the perfect gift on Valentine's day. i got him a dqm fitted and a motorhead t-shirt. he loved them but i think he liked the card i made him best of all. and then sexy sex ensued! good advice. i got some fancy-pants lingerie which is what i wanted. and then we went out for yummy risotto. i watched this thing on tv that said in japan, valentine's day is only for women to buy men gifts. specifically, really fancy chocolates. women don't expect anything. there's a separate day for that, white day, that happens in a month or two. i thought it was interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kandybah Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I just made heart shaped sugar cookies with red sugar sprinkles on top. They are delicious. Omg I love those! I made some too! :heartbeat: Mmmmmmm. =] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 i got my girl some panera bread food and a furry money with a heart over it's genitals. she cooked me chili. it was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 i didn't give her shit. and she said she didn't want anything which is bullshit. and i got drunk and passed out. i wonder what her reaction will be when her friends ask what i did for her on valentine's day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 Got her hard dick and bubble gum---- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHereForTheNight Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 sat at home, schoolwork. Capped evening with beer a homie had brought over the night before. just another day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I've been seeing this girl nothing really official. She's crazy good looking and told me the other night she kissed another boy while she was ridiculously drunk and couldnt remember. I started ignoring her and didnt bother talking to her on valentines day. She started texting me that night wanting to meet up. All was good, then on the walk home she asked me why i didnt talk to her or send her an sms during the day and that the other guy sent her flowers etc and she kissed him again, but wont have sex with him. Should I just ignore her for good or still just use her for sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 use her for sexual intercourse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 i spent vday being sick and puking. it was wonderful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 she already fucked him, dog. just fyi 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINsister Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I went and painted a spot. having a girlfriend on the other side of the country sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 i spent vday being sick and puking. it was wonderful. awwwwww...thats so sweet. that happens when youre in love! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 I hung out with sluts... Im going through the 500+ pictures from our party now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%juice Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 painted reefers. not quite the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 this year, Valentines day was on Chinese New Year's Day, the first day of the year of the tiger. I bartend in a chinese restaurant, where we get absolutely trashed all night on Chinese new year's eve, then we traditionally take the next day off to recover. Not this year, I got totally screwed because we had to stay open for valentines day so I worked a super busy rush of annoying people on dates with the 4th worst hangover of my life. so fuck valentines day, how about that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Fuck anything that bleeds for a week and lives to tell about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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