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Valentines Day 2010

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Plans ? Hate ?

 

Ive never done shit for V-Day as im a cynical cunt and what not although this year I have a girl who's willing to be in my presence on the day..

 

The plan is to hit up the Gold Class Cinemas and drink champagne in excessive amounts.

 

Anybody even really give a shit about this hallmark holiday ??

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i usually dont do shit for girls on valentine's day but i'm pretty into the girl i'm dating now so i made reservations at a dope restaurant and i'm making her something cutesy. we agreed we'd make each other something rather than spend money.

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i'm going to roll her this huge sailboat joint thing that i have directions for in my Spliffogami book, because she said that she'd be happy "just kicking it smoking a blunt with me"...so I'm going to 1up that a little and get artistic with my rolling skills up in this bitch real quick.

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If I'm actually dating a girl, I'll celebrate Valentine's Day. I'm not currently, so I won't be taking some random whore out to spend money on her for a made up holiday.

 

I'm about to leave for Atlantic City right now, so Happy V-Day to me

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big homie's female roommate just called me up to tell me her house is going to be empty on sunday night and she wants me to come over so she can cook cajun food for me and get drunk off sailor jerry.

 

she has a fat ass and a gap tooth

 

paid by today 2010 bbeeeyyyaatttttttccchhhh

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Going to paint. Then the girl made a reservation at a nice restaurant. Go home, bang her out, then back to painting.

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We buy up the malls and treat our hoes like shit

On Valentine`s, all we give they ass is dick

I`m gettin mines, always stickin to the script

And if you with this movement, pimpin do ya head like this

 

-E40

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Valentine's Day is my birthday, so my girl knows what's more important when it comes to all that shit. But I'm not all crusty and jaded. I'm taking her out for a real nice dinner Saturday night and I'll get her the flowers and all that. But for the most part, she's already told me she's going to make me a banging brunch and then we'll spend the rest of the day doing stuff I'm not going to talk about on a fucking graffiti forum.

 

But for the most part --FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY.

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I normally don't do anything special for valentines day, but my girlfriend is cool ass hell and I want to do something nice for her. Plus I've kinda been fucking up a little bit lately so making her feel special on v-day is what needs to happen. Im probably going to cook her a nice meal, go eat down by the water if the weather is good and give her this necklace I'e had my eye on. Then sex her.

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blunt.jpg

 

i will spend it with a blunt and my hand

Get yourself a 40 and some hand lotion and you've got yourself a gang bang.

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