twinky the kid Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 YOU KNOW WHAT DOW? GET THE FUCK IN AZ. BRING AWESOME HIPSTER OREGON COKE. WE ONLY GOT HELLA DOODOO CRAP COKE HERE. IM GONNA FINISH THIS TALLBOY IN MY FRONTYARD AND TRY NOT TO PASS OUT. I STILL NEED TO FAP AND SEX TEXT BARELY LEGAL SLUTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 if i bring the raw-raw you cats wont even know what to do serpusly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 if ou dont get your oke from a mexican or a flaming gay due, your oke sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I GET HELLA BLOW FROM HELLA RAD BEANERS... BUT LATELY ITS BEEN TRUSTFUND HIPSTERS WITH JANKETY ONE LINERS IN DIVE BAR BATHROOMS. NH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 im linkin up wit the tall mexcian fuck next weekend to get tattoos, ill ask him wadyp with a roadtrip ill bring shit that will make u puke no joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 he is pretty tall for a mexican. that is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 12, 2010 Author Share Posted February 12, 2010 playa bonita! another beach a few miles down on the east side of the island nice view from the bar getting gramma drunk my aunt asked what domestic beer they sold there. the dude says "Corona, Dos Equis, Sol, Modelo..." and she goes "NO i want a domestic beer!" he looked at her like she was dumb, so I told her that she's in mexico, they're domestic is mexican beers. stupid gringa. good times. before we left, one last photo opportunity because mexican coke is god damned delicious. another margaritaville ? this one was gay though, it didnt have a slide into the ocean. leaving mexico drunk chicks doing their thing. they kept leaving their beer buckets behind for my little sister to "watch over". i ended up drinking all of them. moar towel animals. my dad, again piss drunk. still thinking that "slappin da bass mon" is god damn funny. LOL, ok i admit its funny. its from that movie "i love you man".. if you ever seen it. the kid turned 15 on the last day of the cruise. i guess he's reflecting on life in this pic. look at that fancy fucking napkin. they even made one into a birthday hat. happy birthday cuzo. i think we were all ready to come home. i found some more on another digital camera, gonna post those now too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 your sister has big tits but a dumpy small headed face. that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 13, 2010 Author Share Posted February 13, 2010 this was my favorite pic out of the whole bunch. not sure why, just looks cool. i mean, next to this one. the TV was fucking cool. random photo. you know, the kind where some asshole runs up and flashes a camera in your face. yeah... these are from when we first got on, my sister camera fucked up the first day: the dude that takes your bags at the cruise terminal galveston, looking towards downtown my weak ass attempt at panoramic :D looks pretty good for being struck by a hurricane a few years ago on the top deck looking at all the peoples. there's a lot of fucking old people that go on these cruises. this was called Lido Deck, where all the buffets and jacuzzis and pools are. not shown to my right is one buffet line with a mongolian grill szechuan something or another... possibly chicken wash it down with 90% juice/10% alcohol for $6.50 a pop... funship indeed. these will cure a hangover though. breakfast of champions leaving galveston, heading towards awesome industrial metal something not so metal ok that's all i have until i get more. theres a whole series i did on all the food we ate, i barely scratched the surface. i gained almost 30 lbs eating all day errday for a week, i have adequate footage of said event. oh and to everybody asking where all the hoes at? i was bunking with my family the whole trip. plus the only bitches that you'll find on a cruise ship have a dick that brought them there. the best bet is to hang out in the club waiting for the cougars to come out while their husbands play blackjack. this was an older crowd, but they do have singles cruises. didn't see no bitches this time. i did get offered a hooker in jamaica though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 13, 2010 Author Share Posted February 13, 2010 your sister has big tits but a dumpy small headed face. that is all. she's pretty when she smiles that last pic of her was horrible. whats your sister look like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 like the girl on the right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 i did this with my family a few years back those towel things were cool, i got fat on the boat, good post dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Monkey towel is the best... That ship is looking pretty fucking awesome Your sis does have nice tits ... Let's turn this thread into a sister comparing thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 13, 2010 Author Share Posted February 13, 2010 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Get your fat cousin to join 12oz. He looks like a laugh riot. Tell him I'll get him free V.I.P. if he signs up as "nsmbfan's fat cousin". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 How easy is it to smuggle alcohol and/ or trees in the boat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I'm fucking crying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 ^^somebody needs to Photoshop that picture stat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Damn nsmb. Looks like the trip was dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 [ATTACH]129785.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 damn...looks fun....but youre right, its probably better to go on a singles cruise without fam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Your boy cousin needs a wolf shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 How easy is it to smuggle alcohol and/ or trees in the boat? how big is your anus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 THEY FOLD THE TOWELS INTO LITTLE ANIMALS AND SHIT WITH SUNGLASSES. FUCKIN DYIN OVER HERE :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 I like that this is a photothread and not some Tinychat bullshit or link to a Youtube video/article. Thumbs up. Even so, I think I would shoot myself in the head if I ever went on a cruise with my family. I would fuck with a singles cruise and run through as much of female population on the boat as possible, but I feel like it would be filled with overweight girls and bitches with decent bodies, ugly faces, and shrill laughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 well, fuck it then. let's go. i can keep a secret if you can, plus fat bitches will suck your dick off six ways to sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 This is true. I'm pretty sure that after a few beers to take the edge off a singles cruise would be like the El Dorado of good dome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 how big is your anus? according to wikipedia, its about 4 times the size of Earth. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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