nsmbfan Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 This was my recent 7 day cruise that went to Jamaica, Grand Cayman, and Mexico. This isn't all the photos, just the one from the digital cam. Still have some 35mm to develop, but I figured I'd start with what I got so far. Preface: Every other year or so, we gather up as much family as we can and go on a vacation. Lately, we've been into the Carnival Cruise thing. It's inexpensive, all-inclusive (except you gotta smuggle your own alcohol or pay ridiculous cash for weak drinks), and makes us poor folk feel worldly by traveling to tourist traps. It works for us. Total cost per person was $470 (plus spending money). We had a good time, enjoy the flicks. I want to first introduce you to my second cousin. This is my cousins first chud kid she had when she was young and stupid. Look at what can happen to you if you choose not to wear a condom: This kid is in almost every picture, his mom had the digital camera. Waiting for the rest of us to arrive in the cruise terminal Finally, we get through customs and are headed on the ship Get to our rooms. Small, but if you stay in your room the whole time you've missed the point. He barely fits. But so do I, haha. They had down comforters and goose feather pillows. Comfy shit. They told me to get the fuck off their bed and get to my room. That's my cousin and aunt. Suns in my face, first pic my cousin wanted to take with me, I wasn't ready. I've been on this ship before, but this time they have a bitchin ass TV to watch the playoffs. The Saints beat up Brett Favre that night. Sick ass view from the gulf of mexico. More evidence we were still in the gulf. I bet they were trafficking drugs and humans on that boat. i lol'd at my cousins bug eyed stare. this was one of the only times my sister was nice to me, she wanted to take a picture with her bro. walking to dinner. the hallways all look the same and it gets confusing when you're drunk. gramma had a few "embarkation drink specials" with the umbrellas in them. my sister was making a face that looked like she smelt a fart, so she asked that i blur her head. mmmm...bread after dinner the drunk chicks wanna act drunk and sing karaoke. haha, my cousin is awesome. facepalm. you can see i'm about to split, i wasn't about to hear a drunken version of Strawberry Wine gathering more, hit my 20 pic limit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 12, 2010 Author Share Posted February 12, 2010 day at sea. theres tons of shit to find to do, this was one of them. formal night for the "Captains Dinner". i call this shot "Pollished Turd" don't we look handsome? my grammas hair made me laugh, but i didnt laugh at her i kept it to myself like a decent human being. haha, see? i dare you not to laugh. its bigger than the rest of her head. <3 u gramma nah im just hatin cuz lil dude packed more style than i did this go around. i went with a busted sunday best suit. after we ate, a bunch of the wait staff started dancing for some reason we get back to our room and find this. apparently they kidnap people from china and make them fold towels into origami while we eat at fancy food. neat. heres some more animals... yay ever watch a giant tv floating in the ocean? yea, it was like that. caught him lookin stupid getting lost on the way back to his room AWESOME FUCKING MEXICAN MIDNIGHT BUFFET!! You might not clearly see what's going in because its so awesome. That's actually 9 different types of mexican food items on my plate(s). i ate them all. breakfast in Jamaica. the look on my grammas face means business. i was far too tired and hungover from the night before. orange juice fixed this problem remarkably. after 3 glasses of OJ, i was ready to get irie mon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 your fat cousin pwns my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 you better have shots of some hot bitches you chilled with or like you said in your description of your cabin "you've missed the point" just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 12, 2010 Author Share Posted February 12, 2010 this slide was cool. salt water, not fresh water. big surprise if you get a mouthful. life size chess. but i didn't go on a cruise to think. toot toot, lets get off this mufucka. it took awhile because of customs, but soon we got off the ship. looking over the edge, they had a makeshift flea market setup outside to get every last bit of cash we had when we drunkenly stumbled back on the ship. waiting to get off the ship finally off, here's another picture of this kid. i like the background better. waiting for the smokers to finish their cigarettes before we walk through customs we get hustled for $5 a head to take a taxi to the "hip strip", Gloucester Avenue in Montego Bay. drugs, drugs, beer, drugs, cab drivers with better drugs, and finally margaritaville oh yes, an actual Jamaican woman with a basket on her head. now it gets gutter. actually i shoulda taken a picture of the kid i seen sleeping in the median under a bush. that was gutter. also the little kid pissing in the street when we were driving in cozumel... paradise lost for sure. what the fuck is that? DAAAAAMMMNNN... and they had a slide on the left so you can slide right down there and go hang out once you're drunk enough. so i did haha, this shit was hard to jump on. the waves kept moving it, i tried jumping off and fell like a jackass (not picture) pops. he be irie. my aunt with a pushy hair braiding jamaican. this bitch wanted to braid my chin pubes, i told her hell no. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 your cousins game over shirt wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 punch jamaicans. get money. im wasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 SLIPKNOT hahaha looks like you had fun dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 your cuz looks like perter griffin.....sweet trip....all in with out free booze is wack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 12, 2010 Author Share Posted February 12, 2010 like beached whales kind of. caught my buzz (thanks to a local cabi who sold me all kinds of cool stuff). look how fat i'm getting LOL. good food mayn. for no reason at all, these guys appear. they play one TERRIBLE song on a banjo and then asked for money. my cousins face says it all in the next one the family chillin, overlooking the ocean (not picture due to shitty camera) while i was out actin the damn fool on the strip. EVERY BLACK GUY OFFERED ME DRUGS. one guy even stuck the weed right in my pocket and asked for money. i told him take it back or i walk away with it, he took it back. this one was more for channel zero. hey, she USED to get naked for money. ok now this set was interesting. this crazy jamaican guy dressed up like an African native started to dance on BROKEN GLASS barefooted. then he got two girls (the one on the rights my sis) to assist him my sister said he smelled bad and was all greasy. more chillin... more chillin.... then i realized its time we headed back. by this time i was so fucked up, i had eaten a roll and started to dehydrate in the humid ass weather. the alcohol only diet was starting to get to me. we head back to the ship, not before my cousin threw up in the back of the taxi we took. oh well, for $40 he can clean up puke. im sure he's seen worse. we made it thru customs ok :lol: now for the last hurrah of pushy ass artisan sales team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 your family is so american Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 12, 2010 Author Share Posted February 12, 2010 back onboard to find this waiting in my room. the drunk chicks wanted to go back to do more karaoke my pops was wasted. he kept doing this thing he called "slappin da bass mon" with the keychain they give you if you play in the casino good times were had. and many overpriced beers. ok now we get to Grand Cayman this is the view from top deck a better look off the ship and onto the ferry this was a good flick i think mmmmmmmmmotor boat Grand Cayman - where rich people stash money, the Cayman dollar is worth more than a US dollar ($1.25 US = $1.00 Cayman = fuuuuuck) where they have all kinds of weird shit to stand next to dunno wtf this is this looks cool, i want one senor frogs... hard rock cafe. this goofy kid is actually pretty cool. he's a rocker dude. he knew who cheap trick was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 12, 2010 Author Share Posted February 12, 2010 haha, i don't know what the fuck i was doing. but i bet someone will come up with a caption. but i dont care, LOOK AT THAT VIEW! i want money one day. dorf on golf they seriously overdo the towel and napkin folding on here. what the fuck is this? really, what animal is this supposed to be? thirsty troll is thirsty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 fun times fun times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 still no pictures of girls.. that you're not related to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Why did you blur out some pics of yourself and not others? Anyways that boat looks pretty chill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 still no pictures of girls.. that you're not related to tuff love, but true as the sky is blue. i smell a rainbow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CALIgula Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 dope thread so far man. lookin forward to seeing the rest of the flicks.... ive never been on a cruise before...and 1 week for $470 doesnt sound too bad! *edit....we should do a channel zero cruise...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 12, 2010 Author Share Posted February 12, 2010 i lol'd last stop in cozumel so tropical and exotic looking here come the beverly hillbillies. seriously, who goes to the beach in pants? i actually commented on that and upset my lil sis who got butt hurt and didn't hang out with us that day. looking the other way on the dock more fun shit to stand next to or inside of on da beach in mexico. this is THEE spot in cozumel. south tip of the island PUNTA SUR. the reggae bar lets you write on everything with markers they provide. problem is, everybody got there before me... so i had to get up in plenty of spots i wrote my name on everything... except that giant wall facing the ocean. i never finished my name on that before we left, but I did help someone else out with their 3D shadow thats right, big ups argentina haha if i weren't in mexico, why would i be wearin dis hat? i was hoping he'd fall out of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 you shoulda got tubby drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 get arb moneyyyyyy #2 philips screwrivers porkcet fl of pillzz no insurrance warnts fuck our life we do it 0219 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 dow is on my level. wasted and pilled up. and im eating a mcgangbang, FML. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 def on the vlele ot pulled over on thr way way home dub amount f pills warrants no insurance faggot didnt ven ask or registration or insurance looke him in th eyw "i took that corner to last fast, mim sorry brother" and thats it fuck it gettin ours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 fukc yse dow. my niggro. fuck yeah. oontz. my nigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 fuk yes its on tol thr breake of sawn fuck the world fuck my moms and my girl lfe is playd out like a jerry url ready to die' --- twinkh holdin it dowm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 you're cousin is now my role model Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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twinky the kid Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 TWINKY AND DOWMAGIK. STEADY WASTING LIVES SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME. FUCK A BIBLE STORY. FUCK MONKEY EVOLUTION. AND FUCK BEING NOT DRUNK. AND PILLED. AND COKEDEDED. FUCK SNOOTY HOS AT MCDONALD DRIVE THRU WINDOWS. FUCK UNICORNS AND NIGGAS WITH EXCLUSIVE NIKE DUNKS FROM JAPAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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