yeaaaah baby Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 at the fuckin bank. next in line and shit, tryin to cash a fuckin 17 dollar check to buy beer with. bitch in front of me has a back brace, lookin hella stupid in public, doesnt see the teller wavin at her, so i snake that bitch, I WANNA GET PAID. the teller is like some hot girl, and i'm like HEY CASH THIS PLEASE, 1700 BONES, AND GET TO KNOW ME BETTER BAAABY shes like thats only 17 dollars, and did you just cut that woman in a backbrace? i say SHE DIDNT SEE YOU WAVIN she's like starin me down and shit, probably not even tryin to date me. i.dont.even.give.a.fuck. my weed cookie is kickin in, startin to make me feel hella high all of a sudden. my eyes are hella blood shot, she's starin at me like why the freaks gotta come at me on the late shift tip. i see a picture of a stupid lookin kid on the wall of the bank, start crackin the FUCK UP SAY GIMME MY MONEY PLEASE LADY BOOGIE BITCH WITH THE BACKBRACE STILL ALL CHILLIN IN LINE. HASNT MOVE'T A MUSCLE. ORTHOPEDIC ASS BACK BRACE PUTTIN MY POSTURE ON BLAST. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 It's these kinds of posts that make people stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 hahahahahaha "ORTHOPEDIC ASS BACK BRACE PUTTIN MY POSTURE ON BLAST." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 1234 doggy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 i laughed 3x before the second paragraph *edit laughed all the way to the bank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameaintbic Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 probably not even trying to date you?? lol wat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 thoroughly enjoyed, would read again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 she's like starin me down and shit, probably not even tryin to date me. i.dont.even.give.a.fuck. my weed cookie is kickin in, startin to make me feel hella high all of a sudden. my eyes are hella blood shot, she's starin at me like why the freaks gotta come at me on the late shift tip. i see a picture of a stupid lookin kid on the wall of the bank, start crackin the FUCK UP SAY GIMME MY MONEY PLEASE LADY :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 haha....17 dollar check...he said cash this $1700. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 yeah bra fer sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomebillfromdawsonvile Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 !super bright shining stars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 This could of been a Hindenburg like thread. These kinds of elements, weed, random thread, weed in cookie form usually fail. This one, well this one is a comedic anomaly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHereForTheNight Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I can relate at least in that I'm high myself right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Guys, let's all wait till 4:20 eastern time because I can't calculate a different time zone and smoke a fatty, then post up pics. Guys? You there.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 That's the face I always make after a bong hit. Bongs&Grafitti 4ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted February 12, 2010 Author Share Posted February 12, 2010 shiiiiit that dogs hella high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Where you bank at niggguh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 she's like starin me down and shit, probably not even tryin to date me. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 This thread is some serious LOLZ I've got a check Citizens sent me a few months ago for $5.63, I should go cash it and see if anything funny happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 However, if you do, since you don't smoke pot you will have to eat a molly omelet instead of a pot cookie. Then again ingesting that shit will hardly make you high. But instead you could throw up on the bank teller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 this is great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 ORTHOPEDIC ASS BACK BRACE PUTTIN MY POSTURE ON BLAST. Best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 must spread rep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 i dont know why but i keep coming back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KITTENS Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 oh, okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted February 12, 2010 Author Share Posted February 12, 2010 must spread rep maannnnnn lemme tell you, i dont give afuck about gettin props, seriously. one time i had -2 tick tocks now i got like 15? WHO COUNTS. peter tosh is playin, and i'll trade all my tickkers for a medium pizzza and a 24 of some good brew. seriously, holler at my pay pal people i was chillin right, one of my roommates boogied home, i was like YO LISTEN TO MY TALE OF EPICNESS SON told him that shit lightweight verbatim to what i typed, he was like "nonplussed" fuckit. still got like 9.44 in my pocket. and some internet props. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 he was like "nonplussed" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 hahahahaha so good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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