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Money VS. Bitches

Money VS. Bitches  

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  1. 1. Money VS. Bitches

    • Money
      43
    • Bitches
      3
    • Hoes
      0
    • Tricks
      1
    • Poverty and a good woman
      28
    • Boogie Hands, Paper Towels, and a subscription to Bang Bus
      19


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I didn't want to derail the Capt. Phil R.I.P thread. So here's the deal, someone said they wished it rained bitches on them, someone said money. This was my response.

 

id rather my house rain money over bitches any day

 

^ Anyone who wouldn't is a sucker

 

 

 

Every sucker knows once you get the money you get to women. Look at Tiger Woods. I'll bet that dude looked like a black Alfred E. Newman when he was younger. On top of that, his dad pushed the whitest of white sports on him. Once that dude started getting money, his 1 wood started getting more use.

 

Look what happened to him. Backfire! All the secrets jumped out in full force and got their own E! True Hollywood moment.

 

Fuck bitches, money any day!

 

One good woman who is loyal = less of a headache in the long run.

 

Multiple women = jealous catty bitches with a vendetta against your balls.

 

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I would rather it rain money any fucking day. I wouldn't even give it a second thought.

 

Maybe it would be hilarious to see those bitches hitting the sidewalk but I would rather see £50 notes flying from the sky.

 

Then again I don't need women as I'm married so just money here.

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im jobless as of right now and my girlfriend is pretty kickass. so, if i end up getting a decent job, i'll know she's not just with me cus i've got money. unemployment only buys so many nice dinners and food stamps don't buy bottles of wine.

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oh shit, i didn't see poverty and a good woman.

thats where i go.

 

she's usually a cheaper person than i am, she drives an $800 honda accord... but she wants a wedding photographer that costs $2700. fuck my life.

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I didn't read all the options, poverty and a good woman is the number one, but as I am pretty skint anyway and have a good woman I WANT MONEY hahaha

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First you get the money

then you get the women

then you get the power

then You get the respect

 

 

Or something like that

 

 

Poverty and good woman fosho

harder to fond a good woman than get money.

 

 

humble beginning, humble end

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Money, first and foremost.

 

Need money to live, pay bills, rent, get food, car, everything. You lose money, you get in trouble.

 

Lose a woman, you just move on. Fuck sweating that business.

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well glad to see im not the only one that said boogie hands.

 

I got a ride or die broad and im paid so......boogie hands ftw

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Poverty and a good women.

 

Ok, maybe not poverty, but say average life and a good woman. It's what I have now and I'm a pig in shit.

 

Most freedom on this level, I think.

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<---Rather be poor and fucking, than rich and jerkin off.

 

Also, Good Woman > Mad Bitches.

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I'd rather be rich and fucking, or jerking off... because rich people only jerk off when they want to, not because they have to...

 

Like "begone wench, I tire of your advances" then bust a nut on a pile of jewels and gold bars like fuck it

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Im not sure if "good woman" = "bitches"

 

 

Also, if good woman isn't the new oxymoron for the next decade, it's damn sure a contender

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I'm going to go ahead and cover both bases when I say money is my bitch.

 

Embarrassed when Im not with you, Im off guard

Niggas always expect to see us 2 together, stable

The best couple they seen since Trump and Marla Maple

Dont need no pre-nup,

Cause when we hump we do it up, make sure we both will bust a doller sign nut

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Good women can go bad like milk , they all got an expiration date, the question is when is it?

 

that woudnt be a good woman then.

 

a good woman is a lady who will fight for u,

always be there when u fuck up,

treat u like nothing could ever come between,

and work hard as fuck to make a living...

 

 

i want that, in a man tho.

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Money over bitches all day.

 

Money puts food in your mouth and keeps the roof over your head. And everything else.

 

Bitches require money too.

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money. because although we all need a good woman beside us to ride out the end of our days, money will free up the time to find a good woman.

 

bitches runnin wild.

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