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Right now im in my bathroom, on my toilet, taking a dump while surfing the Oontz on my laptop. Technology FTW!

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Thanks to my iPhone I can now alert all my FB friends when im taking a shit !!

 

I can even take pictures of the before and after wiping process !

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i once had a toilet wipe my ass for me via shooting water at my cornhole

 

then a fan dried it off

 

it was awesome

 

where was this.. seems somewhere expensive!

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where was this.. seems somewhere expensive!

this hotel on the east coast years ago ...at someone elses expense

 

mustve been much more expensive than i bothered thinking about back then, because its not like hotels today have it as a standard

 

priciest shit ive taken

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i once had a toilet wipe my ass for me via shooting water at my cornhole

 

then a fan dried it off

 

it was awesome

 

Japan awoke me to the awesomness of a water-cleansed bunghole.

 

Since that trip years ago i make every effort to wipe my ass with a

wad of toilet paper soaked in hot water.

 

When i'm rich i'll pay some hot chick to lick my asshole clean

but until then the current method does the trick

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yeah its just the idea behind it. Ive just never been on to have reading materials of any sort in the bathroom.

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yeah its just the idea behind it. Ive just never been on to have reading materials of any sort in the bathroom.

 

+1

I can't read in the bathroom, it's weird and I'm never in there for long enough.

I had a mate who came round, borrowed a book for his one hour adventure in the shitter...

Whack shit

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