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wisetuxedo

no, you hang up first

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who else out there hates this shit... i walked past some guy with a fake tan, ed hardy shirt, and a blowout talking in some high pitched woman voice saying that over and over into his nice ass i phone,

also i hate couples that call eachother hun/babe/sweetie'

fuck that shit

 

/yesmad

 

now for the mandatory pics of women at the start of threads

suicidegirl1.jpg

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Who gives a fuck, definitely not thread worthy.

 

I call my girl babe all the time, you got a problem with that?

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i was on a red flight cross country, this douche holds up take off cause he's mouth fucking his bitch on deck and not getting on. Then he calls her from the tar mate talking about wanting to hug her and shit, but dudes talking like hes about to cry on some six year old kid shit. I know moving from your whiz is tough buuuuutttttt come on don't be a faggot.

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i dont like pet names, in fact i try call my girl by her name as often as possible. i realized in a past relationship that i hadn't referred to this girl by her actual name for about six months. that's weird to me.

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My exe used to call me "shithead"

 

Needless to say i frequently did shit like flush pieces of her jewelery down the toilet

when she really got on my nerves.

 

In hindsight i should have just pawned it but oh well

 

The end

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pictures of mediocre women at the start of wack threads are more annoying to me than some girl calling me 'babe'

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what else are you supposed to call her after you wake up from a drunk night and have no recollection of her name... dont guess, call her babe.

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I call my girl Monkey Girl because she is Asian.

 

It's not a pet name, it's an appropriate name.

 

Yo, this is some coincidental shit here.

I call my lady Monkey Lips because she is Asian.

INAPPROPRIATENAMEGIVERONERS<------------

:lol:

 

 

 

hey girl, you hungry?

 

I see you like shouting lines from Half Baked at teh womenz as well. Kudos.

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When I'm dating a girl I call them baby. When I'm just fucking them occasionally I call them babe. If I'm doing neither of the above, I usually call them girl.

 

UMAD?

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